Christmas Cheer
It's the month of December, and I couldn't be happier.
Yes, I am happy about Christmas, but not for the reason you would think. I don't celebrate any religious holidays because, I am an atheist.
I am happy because I am one of the people who prey on the people who celebrate Christmas. They all buy things for other people and also take advantage of the discounts to buy things for themselves.
But I outsmart them. I only fill it half way up, and then cover them with paint and tell them all the glow of it attracts cops. Then I sell them for just under half off.
Zydrate is such a profitable business. Especially around the holidays.
Jingle bells,
Jingle bells,
Some people are so gullible,
They should really check what they buy,
Especially when buying zydrate!