Hetalia: Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: We don't own Hetalia or its characters (except for o.c).
The countries Nonkaru and Renwick are small islands in the Pacific (Renwick) and Atlantic (Nonkaru) Oceans. Nobody has heard of these countries as they both just recently gained their independence in 1999. (Ok, these countries aren't real. JUST PLAY ALONG!) ;)
Nonkaru: hey, Renwick, you want to come over? I need some help with my crossword puzzle.
Renwick: Of Corse. No problem! I'll bring over my English/Spanish dictionary and my famous sugar cookies!
-Later, at Nonkaru's house-
Nonkaru: Ug! I still don't get it!
Renwick: you never told me your crossword puzzles were written in Japanese. (Nonkaru speaks English, but writes in Japanese)
Nonkaru: Well screw this! Let's do something else!
*Japan and Hungary enter, unaware that Renwick is there*
Japan: Nonkaru, we have a surprise for you!
Hungary: Here are the yaoi's you requested. These ones are photo shopped, and these are the real deal! *holds up two boxes of pictures, videos, and DVD's*
Nonkaru: Yay! Come to mama!
*everyone looks through them, while Renwick looks at a steamy Spamano picture*
Renwick: Aww, buddy time! They look like they are having fun
Nonkaru: *stares*, Renwick dear friend, I believe it is time we cured you of your innocence. Do you agree Japan? How about you Hungary?
*both nod, with evil smiles*
Renwick: Um….What do you mean by "innocence"?
Hungary: … Ok, this girl needs more than the usual routine. We need everyone's help. I declare a Truth or Dare game to be commenced, starting NOW!
*Japan runs off, and soon returns with China, S. Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, and Russia.*
China: Ayah! What am I doing here aru?
Nonkaru: My fellow countries, we must unite to cure Renwick of her innocence, and to explain to her what this *waves at yaoi* means.
Renwick: I still don't get It.?
Hungary: While Japan was rounding up all of you guys, I took the liberty of writing down some truths and dares. Renwick helped. You can tell which ones are hers.
*Nonkaru stares*
Renwick: What?
Russia: We move on to the dares now, da? *creepy Russia smile*
Nonkaru: Yes Russia, we can start. (Nothing can scare this girl, except for a certain Frenchman in bed with her) First is a dare for everyone: lick the floor. Um, Renwick, did you make this one?
Renwick: SI I did! Isn't it great?
Taiwan: … I see what you mean by innocent….
*everyone licks the floor*
Japan: Let us move on to the next dare: This is Miss. Hungary's dare, I believe: Everyone must kiss/hug (for Renwick) the person to the left of them, starting with Nonkaru.
Nonkaru: Um, Hungary, has anyone told you that you are…OH NO! PLEASE, I MUST MOVE! PLEASE!
*France looks at her, and smiles mischievously (he is sitting to the left of her)*
France: Oh, come now Nonka, don't you want to kiss me? I mean, after all, I am the country if amour.
Nonkaru: NO! I WON'T HAVE YOU KISS ME! NOT THEN, AND NOT EVER!
*Nonkaru gasps, and France swoops in and passionately kisses Nonkaru*
Everyone but France: 0.0
Renwick: wow Big brother France, u must really like Nonkaru. (Still doesn't understand)
*Hungary hits France in the head with her frying pan, rendering him unconscious. * Quick, somebody lock him in the closet!
*Russia and Hong Kong throw France into the closet and bolt-lock it.*
S. Korea: That was so wrong. YOUR BREASTS BELONG TO ME DA-ZE!
Nonkaru:*starts to run away from S. Korea, who is chasing her* Help!
China: S. Korea, SIT DOWN ARU!
S. Korea: does that mean you'll finally play the yes and yes game with me da-ze!
China: NO NOW SIT DOWN ARU!
S. Korea: Fine but I'm still going to get you to play it with me.
Hong Kong: Like next dare, please.
China: Ok aru, this one is for Renwick: What is the dirtiest thing you have ever done?
*everybody leans in*
Renwick: Oh, that's easy. I used to always play in the mud when I was younger
*Hungary face palms* is she always so literal?
Nonkaru: Yes. You would think after the frog kissed me her mind wouldn't be so innocent.
Renwick: Actually, I did do something that Spain wouldn't approve of.
*Everybody leans in*
Renwick: I accidently killed a tomato plant *looks like she's about to cry*
Taiwan: I swear we've got to get her broken in
Authors' notes: We will be giving more info about Renwick and Nonkaru throughout the story. If you want to see their pictures, visit our Deviant Art site on the home page. To explain France's abrupt appearance, France got wind of how Nonkaru was inviting nations to help her cure Renwick of her innocence, and decided to help, and in the process, seduce Nonkaru. This is why she hates France with a dying passion. Please send in those truths/dares. We will be adding in more nations at each chapter, and France will randomly pop into a chapter, so send dares for everyone. We have some on hand so we can start off the story, but we need your help and contribution. Feel free to leave praise and criticism, as this is my first Hetalia fanfic. Thanks!
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~Anna and Bella