Behind the Scenes of a Wow Story
I, the champion of light, the warrior for all things holy, the protector of good, vulgar, and truth, uhh opps I forgot my name again well never mind (ay your name is holyshh), was asleep in my room at the inn in Storm winds when I heard the horrid screams from the gates not a pretty sound to be woken from you know its not like when I woke to the angels singing my name saying i should be a paladin (ay dip stop blabbing and get on with the story or I will get Mr. Inferno [refrince to a sound thingy blizzard made to make you charcoal) you wouldn't dire to (yes I would DARE to now on with the story [mumbles "idiotic imbecile") ok now where was I oh ya well I woke up to the directors wife snuggling near me (WHAT Mr. Inferno pleas do away with this imbecile, I will be back after I go kill my wife) Mr. Inferno yells "AAARRRHHH" and Holyshh dies.
THE END
NOT
Short intermission while the director brakes out of jail, Holyshh gets revived, and Mr. now Miss. Inferno has a baby girl YAAAAAAAAAAY soon eaten by a pack of wolfs BOOOOOOOOOOO that die a millisecond after to extreme indigestion thay should have had some Pepto-Bismol (to the tone of the song) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY PETO-BISMAL