Trauma and Spiders and Magic
Meow!
Before this comedy starts there are a few things you need to know. This story does not strictly reside on Harry Potter. It might seem so for a while but random people will join in. I will post it on my profile if someone knew joins the crowd. Oh and the Hagrid being Harry's mother thing came from the Chicago Tribune. This is a family tree and an intro to what happened to all! (It's all mixed up on purpose!)
Hagrid - Mr. Weasley Mrs. Weasley - Mr. Granger Harry-Pansy George, Draco, Fred
Mrs. Granger - Mr. Malfoy Voldemort - Lily Potter Ginny, Ron, Percy, Crabbe, Goyle Dumbledore (Youngest to oldest)
Dumbledore - Mrs. Malfoy Crookshanks - Fang Neville, Hermione Norbert, Fluffy
Orientation:
Harry Potter: Is experiencing trauma from his encounters with the dark lord and the responsibility he carries.
Hermione Granger: Is now afraid of Magic but still lives in the wizarding world and goes to Hogwarts!
Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson: These two drank a polyjuice potion when trying to find out Wood's secret for hair care. Unfortunately the polyjuice potion transformed their brains as well, which is not supposed to happen. Now Malfoy believes he is a girl and Pansy believes she is a boy!
Voldemort: His brain was switched with a cat's he now purrs when happy and hiss's when angry. His favorite people are Harry, Hermione and Ron. But Harry is petrified of him. The cat however is going around and killing helpless muggles (and dogs for chasing him for so many years).
Ronald Weasley: Believes that spiders are out to get him! Need I say more!
Now that you know the predicament and the situations let the party start! (If any knew characters are wanted or come into the story they will be posted in my bio! Love y'all! Oh yes I own nothing but personalities and plots! (My friends helped!)) ;)
Before this comedy starts there are a few things you need to know. This story does not strictly reside on Harry Potter. It might seem so for a while but random people will join in. I will post it on my profile if someone knew joins the crowd. Oh and the Hagrid being Harry's mother thing came from the Chicago Tribune. This is a family tree and an intro to what happened to all! (It's all mixed up on purpose!)
Hagrid - Mr. Weasley Mrs. Weasley - Mr. Granger Harry-Pansy George, Draco, Fred
Mrs. Granger - Mr. Malfoy Voldemort - Lily Potter Ginny, Ron, Percy, Crabbe, Goyle Dumbledore (Youngest to oldest)
Dumbledore - Mrs. Malfoy Crookshanks - Fang Neville, Hermione Norbert, Fluffy
Orientation:
Harry Potter: Is experiencing trauma from his encounters with the dark lord and the responsibility he carries.
Hermione Granger: Is now afraid of Magic but still lives in the wizarding world and goes to Hogwarts!
Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson: These two drank a polyjuice potion when trying to find out Wood's secret for hair care. Unfortunately the polyjuice potion transformed their brains as well, which is not supposed to happen. Now Malfoy believes he is a girl and Pansy believes she is a boy!
Voldemort: His brain was switched with a cat's he now purrs when happy and hiss's when angry. His favorite people are Harry, Hermione and Ron. But Harry is petrified of him. The cat however is going around and killing helpless muggles (and dogs for chasing him for so many years).
Ronald Weasley: Believes that spiders are out to get him! Need I say more!
Now that you know the predicament and the situations let the party start! (If any knew characters are wanted or come into the story they will be posted in my bio! Love y'all! Oh yes I own nothing but personalities and plots! (My friends helped!)) ;)