Video Game Survivor Heroes, Villains, and Anti-Heroes. Episode 1 I will bite your legs off!
"I am here on the planet Char the Zerg home world." Nighteye said "Which Kerrigan has gladly loaned us to film here. The land is harsh and has limited food and water which will test the contestants this season. We have three teams starting this season each containing 6 players from 6 different universes. They have been divided into Heroes the people who know self-sacrifice and do the right thing." A transport ship carrying 6 heroes is flying towards its destination. "We have Tony Stark aka Iron Man." Tony Stark is seen wearing his causal suit.
Tony's Confession: People are going to ask. Tony why did you sign up for a competition when you already have enough money. Simple answer. I love the thrill of an adventure and a challenge which no hero should turn away from.
"Superman." Superman is seen wearing his Superman uniform. "Snow White from Wolf Among Us." Snow White is seen in a dress. "Obi Wan from Star Wars." Obi Wan is wearing his Jedi robes.
Obi Wan's Confession: It may seem weird that I am playing a game where you have to deceive and backstab but I joined because I heard that a Sith was joining and I want to see who it is.
"Gwen from Total Drama Island" Gwen is dressed in her goth look. "Finally, Lord Uther from Warcraft." Uther was wearing his paladin armor. "We then have the Villains Tribe filled with some of the smartest and most villainous people in their universe. "We have Loki from the Avengers Universe."
Loki's Confession: This game shall be simple. I can change my form at will and I will use it to confuse everyone and set up fake alliances. I call it pure chaos.
"Lex Luther from the DC universe." Lex is seen wearing his suit and tie.
Lex's Confession: Playing Survivor is like running a business. You need to make deals and when your business partner is no longer of use just throw him out like trash.
"Jersey Devil from Wolf Among Us." A balding man with a red mustache and sunglasses is sitting in the transport seat. "We then have Darth Maul from Star Wars." Maul is in his Sith robes not moving. "Heather from total drama island." Heather was wearing her outfit from Total Drama Island "Finally we have Diablo from Diablo 3." A very large evil looking creature whose chest and eyes were as orange as fire covering in spikes and horns growls at Lex.
"Would love to see you take on Superman." Lex commented
"Finally, we have the Anti-Heroes. People who have done heroic things in not so heroic ways. First we have Deadpool from the Marvel universe." Deadpool is sitting in the transport reading a newspaper.
Deadpool's Confession: Oh boy I am in Survivor. Time to be a complete screen hog! Russell and Rob M eat your hearts out I will show you guys up. Well, I already have in dozens of other fanfics where I am in but sometimes I can get annoying but it is my nature.
"Lobo from the DC Universe." A large gray man dressed as a biker and having a beard and mustache is seen.
Lobo's Confession: The main man is here to dominate and win! I am just as strong and Superman and have a bit more attitude. With the anti-heroes here I know that we will not hold back unlike those wimpy heroes who are afraid of taking risks.
"We also have Bigby Wolf from Wolf amoung us." A man with a slight beard is seen looking over the others. "Lando Calrissian from Star Wars." Lando is wearing his normal clothes. "Duncan from total Drama Island." Dunan is a teenager wearing a punk outfit and a green mohawk. "Finally we have Dehaka from Starcraft." A strange Zerg creature with disproportionate arms looks around. "These 18 contestants will battle it out in the harshest environment ever. 39 days 18 contestants 1 Survivor!"
Everyone lands on a small island on Charr as volcanos are erupting in the background
"Welcome to Survivor." Nighteye said "As you can see we are in the harshest environment yet. Do not worry there is plenty of food and water at your camps. We made sure to provide it. However, a lot of it is hidden and we have a few twists as well. You can also see that you are divided into three groups. The Heroes, villains, and Anti-Heroes. Obi-Wan which tribe do you think has the advantage?"
"It is tough to tell." Obi-Wan replied looking around "A lot of strange creatures are present and it is going to take a few days to figure it out."
"Heather, how do you feel about your tribe?" Nighteye asked
"How do I feel?" Heather replied sarcastically. "Well I am glad I am the prettiest on my tribe but then again you have the quiet guy who looks like he can blend into this world" she said pointing at Maul "And another who looks like they live here." She points at Diablo.
"THIS IS MY PLACE!" Diablo said loudly
"Duncan any opinions on your tribe?" Nighteye said
Duncan looked over his tribe "No…I do not see any of them going far."
"What! I am Deadpool! I can kick ass and look good doing so!" Deadpool shouted
"I agree with Deadpool." Lobo added "You underestimate us. Just remember the main man is here and I will not let this tribe lose."
"Whatever" Duncan said rolling his eyes.
"Well, thanks to Kerrigan she allowed us to film here and even loaned us some Zerg for challenges." Nighteye said
"Oh no wonder who all the Zerglings have cameras on them…strange because this is a fanfic." Deadpool said
"Hush." Nighteye snapped "We will get to the first challenge which is a traditional knock each other off a platform. Three points to win reward. Your reward is based on who gets first, second, and third. First place gets three bags of rice, 1 bag of beans, and some chickens, plus tools to build a shelter. Second place gets 3 bags of rice, and a couple of tools, 3rd place gets 1 bag of rice. So let us begin and to make things more interesting you will be facing off with everyone in the same universe so Tony, Loki, and Deadpool are up first."
All three got up on the platform. "Survivors ready…go!"
Tony charged for Loki but ran right through him.
"Too easy." Loki taunted appearing someplace else.
"Oh, that looks fun!" Deadpool said "Hold on got to stretch" he starts doing stretches as Loki tries to shove Deadpool but Deadpool dodges and pushes him off. "Come on I wanted to do some of my moves. For a villain you sure are not that good."
Loki gets up "Please, I have not begun to fight."
Deadpool's Confession: Ohhh I already made an enemy then again it is not very hard. People seem to get annoyed with me but not my fans. Do not worry Loki if we ever end up on the same tribe I will make sure to vote you off.
"Anti-Heroes score they have a point!" Nighteye said "Next group us is the DC Universe with Superman, Lex, and Lobo. Go!"
"How is this fair!?" Lex complained "Both are thousands of times stronger than me." Lobo comes over and shoves him off.
"Then let the main man take care of this Super-Zero." Lobo said as him and Superman engage in a superhero fight that destroys the platform before Superman slams Lobo into the ground.
"Heroes score a point! They are tied with the Anti-Heroes. And luckily I brought more platforms." Nighteye said
"I let you win." Lobo said spitting out some dirt.
Lobo's Confession: The main man did not lose. I threw that challenge in order to make Super-Zero look more threatening. I am trying to survive here and I hate losing and sometimes I have to lose a battle in order to win a war.
"Next it is the Star Wars Universe with Obi-Wan, Maul, and Lando…go!" Nighteye said as Maul uses force push on Lando knocking him off as Obi-Wan and Maul go at it hand to hand but Obi-Wan managed to knock Maul off.
"Heroes are up with two points! One more and they win!" Nighteye said "Next is Snow White, Jersey, and Bigby…go!"
Jersey and Bigby go at it as Jersey managed to knock Bigby down.
I do not stand a chance against those two." Snow White said
Jersey almost shoved Bigby off until Bigby turns into his half wolf form and knees Jersey in the chest and tosses him off.
"Not going to transform?" Bigby asked
"Not necessary." Jersey replied as Bigby knocks Snow White off.
Snow White's Confession: I kind of worry about Bigby he can be a bit of a hot head sometimes and Jersey Devil is a threat to him. Hopefully he can hold back his other two forms.
"Anti-Heroes tie it up! Villains are still down with 0 points." Nighteye said "Next up is Total Drama Island. So, Gwen, Heather, and Duncan are up….go!"
Duncan and Gwen team up against Heather and knock her off. "Glad that is over with." Duncan said
"Thanks." Gwen said before elbowing Duncan and knocking him off "Sorry!"
Gwen's Confession: I lost Total Drama Island to Owen (USA Ending) and Total Drama Action so I signed up for Survivor…I did not expect Heather and Duncan to follow me though. Heather will do anything to vote me out. Still winning the first challenge for my tribe felt great.
"Heroes win reward!" Nighteye announced as the tribe cheered for Gwen. "Next up are Diablo vs. Dehaka…go!"
"I... must take your essence" Dehaka said
"YOU DARE THREATEN ME!" Diablo yelled slapping Dehaka off the plaform.
"Villains finally on the board." Nighteye said "Now everything is randomized. So next is Heather vs. Dehaka."
"What you want me to fight that!?" Heather asked rudely.
"This one does not respect." Dehaka said "I…must show her through force."
"GO!" Nighteye said as Dehaka shoves Heather off.
"Anti-Heroes win second place!" Nighteye said "Sorry Villains you only get one bag of rice. Everyone head to their camps."
Lando's Confession: This should be an interesting game. I hung around aliens before but I am against super heroes, Diablo, and some of the strangest people I ever met…and yes I am talking about Deadpool.
Heroes Tribe Day 1
The tribe got to their camp which was nothing more but ash with some dead trees and a cave.
"Well at least we have shelter." Gwen said
"Yes, because I do not think we can build a shelter with nothing more than dead tree." Superman added "But it will be enough for fire."
"Any idea how we can get fire?" Tony asked as Uther brought over some lumber and Superman ignited it with his laser eye beam.
"Simple, we have fire." Superman said "Now, we just need water."
Superman's Confession: I hate to be the leader but someone needs to take charge and seeing how I am the strongest here it is natural that I lead the tribe. If we continue to work well I do not see us going to tribal council anytime soon.
"So, who made you leader?' Tony asked
"I am just stepping up." Superman replied "Do you think you can do a better job?"
"I ran my own company and lead the Avengers. You are just a newspaper reporter." Tony said "I think I am more than qualified."
"Well then where is the water?" Uther asked
"Simple it is…ummm" Tony said looking around.
"There is a well over that hill." Superman said "I can see it with my X-Ray vision."
Tony's Confession: That was uncalled for. You made your point no need to keep hammering it in. Also, seeing how strong Superman or Clark Kent is I want to get rid of him as quickly as possible before he gets to the merge.
"No need to fight you two." Uther said "We have to work together. Let's get the water and protect the supplies from the ask."
"Yes, fighting will only weaken us." Obi-Wan added
Uther's Confession: I like Obi-Wan. I can tell he goes with the light and prefers to avoid conflict like me. He is also good at fighting seeing him fight that one guy with the horns in the challenge. He would make a good ally.
While going back to the shelter Uther took aside Gwen and Obi-Wan.
"Before we go any farther I want to get both of you guys in an alliance." Uther said "We need to team up and stick together."
"I like that idea." Obi-Wan replied "You seem like a good guy. Gwen are you trustworthy?"
"I may be a Goth but I like to stick with my allies." Gwen replied "I also like the fact that you two are not causing any fighting here."
"Then it is final us three in an alliance." Uther said "We can bring in Snow White as a fourth and target Tony since we need Superman's strength."
Gwen's Confession: I want to pick the right allies and Obi-Wan and Uther look like good guys. Uther is a paladin and Obi-Wan is a Jedi so neither of should go back on their word. That is one reason why Heroes rock. We trust each other.
Villains Tribe Day 1
The villains arrived at their camp which had a cave and some dead trees but was mostly barren. "I am very embarrassed at our performance." Jersey said "We are better than that."
"I WON MY CHALLENGE MORTAL!" Diablo replied
"Not including you." Jersey said "But we lost the one vs ones me included."
Jersey's Confession: Bigby and me have a long history. We fought twice. Once he needed the Woodcutter to defeat me and the second time he cracked my skull. I will not forgive him for this and it is my duty to destroy him in this game.
"It was just one challenge and I was against two guys who could lift buildings." Lex explained "Do not say it was my fault."
"We just need to work together." Loki reminded "Just like those Heroes and Anti-Heroes will."
"Of course." Lex nodded "We have strength with Diablo, Maul, and Jersey. As well as smarts with me, Loki, and Heather."
"Plus, I would love to rub it in Gwen's face when she gets voted out." Heather said
"Shouldn't we get a fire going?" Jersey asked as Diablo glares at him. "Never mind we have Diablo."
"THIS SHALL MAKE A GOOD HOME FOR THE NEXT 39 DAYS." Diablo said
Loki's Confession: So, we are the tribe of misfits. I can work with this. I already have a plan to take out anyone who is a threat and looking over everyone the ones who are most expendable are Lex and Heather. Both are too smart for their own good and I have plans to turn everyone against them.
The tribe starts to work on getting wood for the fire as Loki approaches Jersey.
"So why did they put you on this tribe?" Loki asked
"I guess it is my profession." Jersey said "I am strong being from a fable story but I run a pawn shop where I end up doing some shady business."
"What kind?" Loki asked
"Well the Woodcutter who killed the big bad wolf aka Bigby." Jersey explained "He sold me his axe for a very low rate and I kept it and asked him for 5 times what he received to get it back."
Jersey's Confession: I am not telling them my true form. I am going to save that for later. While I might be strong in this form. When I turn into the Jersey Devil everyone will be in for a surprise.
"Well then would you like to be in an alliance?" Loki offered "I have you back and you have mine."
"You got a deal." Jersey replied "No one else has made a deal with me yet but we just started."
"Good, who would you like gone?" Loki asked
"Does not matter." Jersey replied walking away.
Loki's Confession: I got Jersey on board and soon I shall get Maul and Diablo on board as well. Maul is quiet and Diablo is loud but that is because it is pretty big. So, once I get them I am in control.
Anti-Heroes Day 1
The tribe arrived at the camp which also had a cave.
"We have a cave guys. No need to make a shelter." Lando said "But we need a fire."
"Fire? Look around we have plenty of lava which we can use as fire." Deadpool said "We can get some hotdogs and just roast them over it."
"There is the risk of falling in." Lando reminded
"Don't worry I can regenerate." Deadpool explained
"Haha I like you Deadpool." Lobo said
"This seems familiar…wasn't there another series where you and me were in the same season…by some author named after a famous deer…hmmmm I got it Bradley…no that was Survivor Fan Characters." Deadpool muttered to himself.
Deadpool's Confession: I give up I will never remember that author's name! All I know is that he loves the Fox and the Hound and made more seasons than this current author who is writing me. Oh, and for strategy I guess I can get Lobo in an alliance.
"So Dehaka." Bigby said "Don't you live here? Isn't this where Kerrigan has her base?"
"I…do not live here. I…come from a different world." Dehaka explained "I… follow Kerrigan because she…is…strong."
Bigby and Dehaka grab some wood and starts to construct a fire pit "As long as you do not try to kill us."
"I…am not allowed. Queen of blades forbid it." Dehaka said
Dehaka's Confession: I…was recruited by Queen of Blades to play. I…will win. Opposition will fall. I…will get some allies. Bigby looks like a good future ally. Could use. Long term maybe a problem.
"So, do you know anyone on the other tribes?" Bigby asked
"I do not know Uther or Diablo…Dibalo strong in essence. Big threat later on." Dehaka said "Do not trust it."
"I was not planning on it." Bigby replied "Besides I have Jersey to watch out for. He is strong as well."
Bigby's Confession: It's going to be a tough game and I feel confident about this tribe despite the fact that we seem like a bunch of outcasts. Deadpool and Lobo should be good at challenges and Dehaka…is just Dehaka while Lando and Duncan are probably the two weakest links and can go at anytime.
"Hey Dehaka?" Deadpool said walking up "So what is up with your arms?" he pointed at his arms one being shorter than the other while the arm above his short arm was cut off.
"I lost it in a hunt. I won the fight. I swallowed the essence." Dehaka said
"Righhhtttt well at least you have a new one." Deadpool said "Also Bigby I heard you can turn into a giant Wolf. Can you show me?"
Bigby rolled his eyes. "No."
"Aww come on I want to see it." Deadpool begged "I played through all of the chapters of your game to see it and now I want to see it for real…pleeeeaaassseee.."
Bigby shook his head.
"Fine…I will find a Zergling to ride on then." Deadpool said walking off
Deadpool's Confession: Despite the harsh environment I am going to make the most of this. I will wrangle me up a Zergling! Yipee Ki Yi Ya motherbeeper! And yes I said motherbeeper because it will just be bleeped out later.
Heroes Tribe Day 2
The Heroes built a fire thanks to Superman as Obi-Wan was meditating.
"What are you doing?" Uther asked
"Meditating." Obi-Wan replied "It's a way to keep myself calm and focused."
"I see what you mean we are on a harsh planet and we have to not turn to the dark side."
"So you have a dark side in your universe as well?' Obi-Wan asked
"It's more of the undead and evil necromancy." Uther explained "I was in charge of a Prince once. Prince Arthas who fought for the light but unfortunately his quest for revenge brought darkness to his heart."
Ob-Wan's Confession: I have a lot of respect for Uther in the couple of days I have known him. The man is like a Jedi almost. Instead of a lightsaber he wields a giant hammer and uses his force or also known as mana to heal those around him. I would be proud to fight at his side if we ever fought in the battlefield.
"This is why we make good allies because we are a lot alike." Obi-Wan said "I have seen so many fall to the dark side and it is saddening that I have to fight former friends."
"Same…I hope Arthas can be saved before it is too late." Uther replied
Uther's Confession: I think the alliance that I made is a solid one. I solidified my trust with Obi-Wan and Gwen is on board 100% so we control half of the tribe. My greatest fear is a tribal switch which could separate me from my allies.
Elsewhere Tony Stark was talking to Snow White.
"So, if we lost tomorrow who would you rather take out?" Tony asked
"Well I rather not have it be me." Snow White replied "I know that I am not the strongest but I am useful. I am a deputy mayor."
"Which is why I want you as an ally." Tony said "For our first target I want Superman gone."
Snow White looked a bit surprised "Why him?"
"Because he will dominate the merge." Tony explained "No one can beat him in a challenge and he is too likeable."
Tony's Confession: I could go the easy way and try to take out the weakest people like Gwen or Snow White but why not just go and take out the biggest threat right now? It's a huge risk and if it works out then it will be remembered as a big move. I did not get to where I am at without making big moves.
"Well I want us to win a couple of challenges first." Snow White replied "Maybe when we get a week in we can target him."
"Well it's either him or you because I know I heard your name around." Tony said walking away.
Snow White's Confession: I know I am not in a major alliance but Tony is going to hurt us in the end. Each tribe has someone strong and Superman is our guy. I rather not have him go first.
Villains Day 2
Lex was with Heather and Diablo.
"How much do you trust Loki?" Lex asked
"Not really." Heather replied "But I do not know anyone or trust anyone."
"Well, I say we take out the biggest threat." Lex said "We down Loki. The guys is very smart and I know he will be trying to get me out and once I go Heather you are next."
"I have Maul." Diablo said "I can get him on our side."
"Great, Loki will not know what will hit him if us four team together." Lex said
Lex's Confession: I need to gather up allies quick. Compared to some of the villains I am not as strong in challenges so I need to rely on my business skills to pull in allies. I know Diablo would need me if there is a switch and Heather has nowhere else to go.
"Well I guess I am with you." Heather said "Loki is very shifty and I do not trust him."
"And you Diablo?" Lex asked
"I am with you as well." Diablo added
"Great, then it is settled." Lex said as the three parted ways.
Heather's Confession: Both Lex and Loki need to go. Lex is playing a smooth game and he is arrogant and Loki is shifty. I do not care which of them go first as long as it is not me. And the more they fight it out the better it is for me.
Diablo changed back into Loki.
"Oh, Lex you know I can shapeshift and yet you did not realize to double check to see if there were two Diablos running around." Loki said laughing to himself.
Loki's Confession: Lex may think that he is the smartest in the tribe but I have a few tricks up my sleeve. Well many tricks. Since he is targeting me I will go ahead and ruin him. The mortal will not know what will hit him.
Loki goes up to Diablo and Maul.
"By the way Lex approached me and he wants you gone." Loki said to Diablo
"HE SHALL PERISH NEXT!" Diablo said
"If he wants me out do not believe him." Loki sad "He is trying to play all sides."
Diablo's Confession: NO ONE TRIES TO TAKE ME OUT. NO ONE. DIABLO SHALL WIN THIS GAME AND ALL OTHERS SHALL PERISH FROM MY POWER.
Anti-Hero Tribe Day 2
Deadpool was taunting some nearby Zerglings.
"Come on let me ride you guys!" Deadpool said
"What are you doing?" Lando asked as Bigby and Duncan was with him.
"Trying to get this Zergling to give me a ride." Deadpool replied "So far it is rejecting every advance. Come on this is not a sex style. Just a ride. What if I pet you first." He reaches out as the Zergling rips off Deadpool's arm and runs off with it. "Hey give that back!" he yelled chasing after the Zergling.
The three watched Deadpool run off.
Bigby's Confession: *sighs* After being with Deadpool over 24 hours nothing that he does surprises me anymore. If I want to move further into the game I have to find allies that are less crazy.
"I wanted to bring you two here to see if you two are interested in an alliance." Lando offered "Because I know you two have a good head on your shoulders."
"Are you trustworthy?" Bigby asked
"You have my word." Lando replied "When I betrayed Han I did it for the city but I realized my mistake."
"Oh god he took my other arm!" Deadpool yelled from a distance.
Lando's Confession: Out of everyone here Bigby and Duncan are the ones I can trust the most here. Lobo is a bit of a hothead. Dehaka is strange and that is putting it lightly and Deadpool is well Deadpool.
"I want to make sure that you are not making multiple alliances." Duncan said "Because I am not getting voted out because you found a better alliance."
"There is no other alliance." Lando replied "Looks at the other players. None of them are going to well socially."
"He got my leg!" Deadpool yelled as he hops on one leg chasing the Zergling.
"Fine, I am in." Duncan said
Duncan's Confession: I am only going with Lando for now because he is setting up an alliance. If I can find something better than I will go with some else but there are three other players in this tribe that I could side with if any of them go to an alliance.
Deadpool then was tossed over to them without arms or legs. "Come back here you stupid Zergling! I will bite your legs off!" he was then hit with his limbs. "Ow!"
"Well he is okay false alarm." Lando said as the three of them walked away.
Deadpool's Confession: You cannot fool me. I know they were strategizing. Plus, what better way to overhear them then to be in peril…I also paid off the Zergling to help me create the distraction. I just need to create a counter alliance of outcasts!
Immunity Day 3
"Welcome to immunity" Nighteye said as the tribes walked in. "So, I assume that your first days were interesting. We did supply you with a cave and water but I wanted to hear how camp life is. Tony, how is camp life?"
"Some difficulty mainly because it is hot and dusty but we are surviving." Tony said "We made fire and discovered the water quite easily."
"Great, how about your tribe Diablo?" Nighteye said
"I LOVE THIS PLACE. REMINDS ME OF HOME…AND MY TRIBE IS ALRIGHT…SOME PLAYERS THINK THEY ARE TOO SMART FOR THEIR OWN GOOD." Diablo replied
"Finally, Lobo how is your camp." Nighteye asked
"The main man is proud of the camp. We have fire but some very wimpy tribe mates but we should crush our competition." Lobo replied
"Well today's challenge will be a fun one…probably not for you guys but for me. You will be Zergling racing. Your goal is to race your Zergling from start to finish. If you come in first you get 2 points if you come in second you get 1 point if you are last then you get 0 points. Tribe with the least amount of points by the end goes to tribal council. Once again it is everyone from the same universe competing. First up is Tony, Loki, and Deadpool…go!"
The Zergling bucks Deadpool off and drags him away.
"Help! He is going to eat me and not the good kind of way!" Deadpool yelled as Tony and Loki raced as Loki managed to finish just ahead of Tony.
"Villains gain 2 points! Heroes have 1!" Nighteye said "And Deadpool is dragged away his tribe gets no points. Next up is Superman, Lex. And Lobo…go!"
Lobo jumps on his Zergling crushing it. "Ha it is too weak for the main man!" Lobo boasted as Superman and Lex race as Superman crossed the finish line first.
"Heroes and Villains are tied with 3 points each and Anti-heroes have yet to leave the starting line." Nighteye said "next up is Snow White, Bigby, and Jersey…go!"
All three race down as Bigby crossed the finish line first followed by Snow White.
"Anti-Heroes finally scored something. It is Heroes with 4 points, Villains with 3, and Anti-Heroes with 2!" Nighteye said "Next up is Obi-Wan, Maul, and Lando…go!"
Obi-Wan used the force to control his Zergling as sped ahead of Maul who tried to use force push on Obi-wan but failed as Obi-Wan crossed the finish line followed by Maul. "Heroes Score they are up to 6 points while villains are up to 4 points. Next up is Gwen, Heather, and Duncan…go!"
All three start racing as Heather tries to ram Gwen but both collided as Duncan's Zergling joins the pile.
"No one wins…" Nighteye said "Last round. Uther, Diablo, and Dehaka…go!"
Diablo was too big to fit on the Zergling as Uther and Dehaka rode their Zerglings and they were evenly matched but Uther crossed the finish line slightly ahead of Dehaka.
"Heroes win immunity and so do the villains…Anti-Heroes you needed to win that last round to tie but you can send someone to exile from the winning tribe." Nighteye said
"I will send Obi-Wan….he has strong essence,." Dehaka said
"Obi-Wan you will head to exile and Anti-heroes I will see you tonight." Nighteye said
Exile Day 3
Obi-Wan arrived at Exile which had a small hut with a bed and table. On the table was note.
"Buried on exile is a variety of items that can either help you individually or help the tribe." Obi-Wan read "Interesting."
Obi-Wan started to dig.
Obi-Wan's Confession: We won two challenges in a row and even though I might be separated from the tribe I can still do good. If I can uncover something useful it will make us stronger.
After a few minutes, he uncovered a note. "Congratulations, you have uncovered bedding. When you rejoin the camp you will be given two pillows and two blankets with a hammock. Not bad."
Obi-Wan's Confession: Winning comfort is important for us…while the temperatures are extremely high on this planet we can at least use the blankets to put on the ground.
Anti-Hero Tribe Day 3
The tribe came back a bit upset over the loss.
"We should not have lost!" Lobo yelled "We are stronger than either of the heroes or villains!"
"You did crush your Zergling." Bigby reminded "Besides I was one of the few that scored points."
"Do not get coy with me…wolf." Lobo said getting in Bigby's face.
"Hold it!" Lando said getting in the middle "No need to fight we can bounce back next time."
Lobo's Confession: This tribe is pathetic and the challenge was not built for the main man. I do not need a Zergling to ride I rather ride a mighty Ultralisk! Either way the main man is not going tonight.
Lando meets up with Bigby and Duncan.
"We are voting for Deadpool tonight." Lando said "The guy is kind of useless around here and in challenges. Lobo is strong and Dehaka performed decent in the challenges."
"I am okay with that." Bigby replied "Deadpool has been acting strange."
"It's Deadpool what do you expect." Duncan said "I am good as long as it is not me."
"Then it is settled." Lando said
Lando's Confession: I control half of the tribe and we need to bring in one more to prevent a tie. But I trust Bigby and Duncan not to flip on me. Duncan has nowhere to go and Bigby and I already have a good relationship going.
"We should try to get Dehaka with us." Bigby suggested "Lobo and Deadpool are a bit close."
"I can get him." Duncan said "He will most likely listen to me."
"Good job Duncan I can see our alliance getting more." Lando said
Duncan's Confession: Like I would ever be loyal to that alliance. Lando is not the most trustworthy and some of the strongest people in this tribe are not part of this alliance. If the rest of those outcasts can band together I will join them.
Duncan goes up to Deadpool and Lobo.
"Hey by the way Lando made an alliance and is targeting you Deadpool." Duncan said
"What! No, I cannot be the first boot!" Deadpool yelled "I want to have the most confessions in this game! First boots never do that!"
"Calm down. The main man has a plan." Lobo assured.
"Is it voting out Lando?" Deadpool asked
"Yes." Lobo responded
Deadpool's Confession: Oh Lando, such a fool to take me on. I am Deadpool the merc with the mouth. While I could just vote you out, I rather not have any votes against me so why not switch his target to someone else.
Deadpool goes up to Lando. "Say by the way Duncan came up to me and told me that you were targeting me tonight."
Lando looked a bit surprised "What?"
"Oh yes and listen I will vote with you if you vote for Duncan." Deadpool offered. "Take the deal and I will throw in Dehaka with it."
"Okay then Duncan will go." Lando said
"Excellent and do not worry I am not Darth Vader and this deal will not be getting worse." Deadpool said walking away.
Lando's Confession: Already on day 3 I am being betrayed. While I am skeptical of Deadpool, Duncan seemed to be the one that was least enthusiastic of the alliance so it makes sense.
The tribe packs up and heads to Tribal Council.
Deadpool's Confession: Tonight, will be an interesting vote. I could vote out Lando but at the same time Duncan is a cockroach in Total Drama series and could end up being trouble for me. So I can go either way.
Tribal Council
"Welcome to Tribal Council." Nighteye said "Everyone grab a torch and we will begin." Everyone grabs a torch. "So, Bigby how has this world been treating you?"
"It's been terrible." Bigby replied "Zerg wandering everywhere, the temperatures are around 100-110 degrees Fahrenheit and it is so humid. It's like being in hell."
"Dehaka, while this is not your homeworld you have lived here before." Nighteye said "Did you try to lead your tribe in building camp?"
"I am here because Kerrigan commanded me to be here. I found a cave and I helped with fire. So much lava. Easy to make fire." Dehaka replied
"But have you done anything else?" Nighteye asked
"I socialize with others. I helped tribe in challenges." Dehaka replied
"But at the challenge you guys did awful. Lobo who is to blame?" Nighteye asked
"The Zerglings. The main man jumped on one and killed it." Lobo replied "If the Zerglings were better I could have easily rode it to victory over Superman and Baldy."
"Deadpool who are the targets tonight?" Nighteye asked
"You basically have a tribe of misfits here." Deadpool replied "And knowing how these stories go it will either be obvious or not. And the guy who is going usually has a lot of screen and wants to shake up the game which leaves three of us. Me, Lando, and Duncan."
"Lando does this surprise you that you are being targeted?" Nighteye asked
"No, Deadpool told me that I was targeted by an ally of mine." Lando replied "I do not know if Deadpool is being honest since he is Deadpool but I am relying on my gut tonight."
"What about you Duncan?" Nighteye asked
"First time I have heard of it." Duncan replied "But then again you never know when someone is pulling a daring move. Some people can make moves too early."
"It is time to vote. Deadpool you are up first." Nighteye said as Deadpool votes and covers his parchment.
"No peeking I want this to be a surprise." Deadpool said as Lobo votes followed by Bigby then Lando.
Duncan
"You could have had a good alliance but you had to ruin it." Lando said as Duncan votes.
Lando
"I never liked you or your plan." Duncan said as Dehaka votes.
"I will read the votes." Nighteye said grabbing the urn. "First vote.."
Lando
Duncan
Duncan
Lando
Lando
"First person voted out of Survivor…."
Lando
Lando got up and brought it torch over. "I guess the tribe likes being crazy. Does not matter I did not fit in."
"Lando the tribe has spoken." Nighteye said snuffing his torch as Lando walks away. "Hopefully your vote will help the tribe win the next challenge. Head back to camp."
Lando's Final Words: It was a horrible experience…not the tribe or being voted out early but the area. Too hot and violent. I am not bitter and I do wish my tribe luck in winning in the end.
Voted for Lando: Duncan, Deadpool, Lobo, Dehaka
Voted for Duncan: Lando, Dehaka
Next time on Survivor…with Bigby on the outs he needs to find a way into a dysfunctional alliance. As Tony and Superman's rivalry continues.
Notes on the booted: Lando was both a perfect boot or a good winner however I decided on him being the first boot since he is really not an anti-hero.