Fletcher & Olive

Hey everybody, sean. here bringing you another great A.N.T. Farm story. This is a spin-off of A.N.T. Farm and it takes place a few years later after the show. Fletcher and Olive are married and they live in a house in the suburbs in New York. Fletcher (Age 25) is a news reporter at a news station and he's still doing art and Olive (Age 25), a Cornell University graduate, is a real estate agent and her eidetic memory annoys some of her co-workers. Those two will deal with the differences between men and women, marital bliss and other hilarious situations that they get into. So here it is scene one of my fan-made spin-off show, enjoy.

Pilot

Scene One

Act One

INT. Floyd's Restaurant - Afternoon

(Fletcher and Cole are sitting at a table.)

Fletcher: Oh, you're crazy.

Cole: I am not.

Fletcher: You don't know a thing about women.

Cole: I do know about women.

Fletcher: Hey, the last time you tried to hit on a woman was when you dressed up as Captain American and you were pawing at her crotch.

Cole: Yeah, then I was arrested.

Fletcher: Yeah and I had to bail you out.

Cole: (Takes a sip of coffee) Well, what about you? Have you ever hit on a woman?

Fletcher: What kind of question is that?

Cole: Well do you?

Fletcher: I'm married.

Cole: Oh yeah, you're the good husband.

Fletcher: Yeah.

Cole: Have you ever flirted with Olive?

Fletcher: Yeah.

Cole: Were you dressed as Captain America?

Fletcher: No.

Cole: Let me guess, what were you dressed up as?

Fletcher: I was dressed as John Quincy Adams, that's Olive's favorite president.

(Catherine enters and walks over to Fletcher and Cole)

Catherine: Hey guys.

Fletcher: Hey.

Cole: Hey Cat.

Fletcher: What are you doing here?

Catherine: I'm here to see Cole. (Catherine kisses Cole)

Fletcher: Whoa! What's up with you two? Why are you both sucking faces while I'm eating my breakfast?

Catherine: We're in love, dummy.

Fletcher: What did you do drink a lot and let Cole have his way with you?

Catherine: No!

Fletcher: How did you two get together?

(Flashback, at the Paragon Movie Theater)

(Cole bumps into Catherine)

Cole: Oh shoot! I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you and make you spill your popcorn.

Cat: No, that's okay. I was being clumsy.

Cole: Hey, tell you what. How about we share a bucket of popcorn? I'm going to go see Hemorrhage IV: Revenge of the Hemogoblin.

Catherine: That's what I'm going to go see. Sure, I would love to go see a scary movie with a nice and adorable guy. (Smiles at Cole)

(Cole smiles back)

(End Flashback)

Fletcher: Oh Cole, why would you date Ms. Heidi Klum?

Catherine: Shut up.

Cole: (Looking confused) Miss who?

Fletcher: Heidi Klum. She's a model. Ever heard of Project Runway? Cat's a fashion designer and she watches the show.

Catherine: Anyway, where's Olive? I want to talk to her.

Fletcher: She's at work.

Catherine: Awww.

Fletcher: What is it you want to talk to her about?

Catherine: Girl stuff.

Fletcher: Like what, being on your period?

Cole: (Drops his fork) Thanks Fletcher! Now, I lost my appetite because you said the "p" word.

Catherine: Eww. No.

Fletcher: Girl stuff. Why couldn't you tell me?

Catherine: Sorry. This conversation is for women only.

Fletcher: Anyway, she's showing a house to a lovely couple.

(Catherine leaves)

Cole: What? No kiss.

Catherine: Maybe later.

Fletcher: Boy, you two are like Ross and Rachel.

Cole: Who?

Fletcher: Never mind.

Cole: You know my friend Marty Wolf?

Fletcher: Was he the big movie producer who's skin was dyed blue after jumping into his swimming pool and his hair was painted orange? That guy looked like something off the Blue Man Group.

Cole: I know he looked really ridiculous. Anyway, he gave me two tickets for the Knicks/Bulls game at Madison Square Garden. I was hoping that you and me would go together.

Fletcher: Like on a date? Cole, I love you like a brother but I'm married.

Cole: No, numbskull! What are you, nuts? Look, do you want to go to the game with me or not?

Fletcher: Well, let me check my schedule. Sure, I'll go!

Cole: Alright! The Dynamic Duo is going to the game tomorrow!

Fletcher: We've got to get a new nickname for us.

Cole: What's wrong with Dynamic Duo?

Fletcher: I kinda like the Gruesome Twosome.

Cole: Oh, you're crazy. Dynamic Duo is better than Gruesome Twosome. So I'm sticking with Dynamic Duo.

Fletcher: Fine, Dynamic Duo it is.

(Waitress walks over to their table with the check)

Fletcher: I'll take the check.

Cole: Yeah. Because I always let you pay the check. See ya.

(Cole leaves)

Fletcher: Darn it! How come I always fall for it? Every time.

End of Act One

Act Two

INT. House – Afternoon

(Olive is showing a house to a couple)

Olive: This house has three bathrooms, four rooms, a living room, dining room, a fancy kitchen and a basement that is huge for you to have an entertainment room and an office. Interesting factoid, my husband turned our basement into an entertainment room and he has a bar in there and also an office in one room, an exercise room in the other and a bathroom with a toilet and a shower and a sink.

Gracie: Where do you do the laundry?

Olive: The laundry room is in the garage.

Kyle: Is there anything else about the house that we should know about.

Olive: Well I can tell you that it's not haunted with ghosts and filled with dust and cobwebs. That is one of my biggest fears. And also ghosts, vampires, witches, zombies, leprechauns, double decker buses, giraffes and curly fries (Shudders). So, do you want to buy the house?

Gracie: Well it is a nice house.

Kyle: Okay, we'll take it.

Olive: Okay, I'll give you the papers for you to sign and the house is yours.

(Catherine enters)

Catherine: Hey Olive.

Olive: Hey Cat. I'm just finishing up selling this house to this lovely couple.

Catherine: Okay. Well, I was looking for you to see if you and Fletcher are busy tomorrow.

Olive: No, we're not busy. Why?

Catherine: Well my boss is having this dinner party at his place and I was wondering if you two would like to come.

Olive: A dinner party. I'm in and so is Fletcher.

Catherine: But you haven't told him yet.

Olive: I know, I'll tell him tonight after I get home from work. I know he'll say yes. I know Fletcher; he's my husband we've been married for two years.

Catherine: And you two dated while you two were in Z-Tech.

(Kyle hands Olive the papers)

Kyle: Here are the papers.

Olive: Thank you. Hope you two enjoy the house.

Catherine: You think Fletcher would go? Because I know that Cole is coming with me. Since we're dating.

Olive: Wow, you're dating my husband's best friend. Cole is just like Fletcher. They are both brainless.

Catherine: And yet you're married to an idiot.

End of Act 2

So what do you think? Was it pretty good? Next time, Fletcher tells Olive about the basketball game. How would she react to it? Also, don't forget to review this story (No Bad Reviews) and I'll see you next time. Till next time my fellow readers.