Naruto woke up and shook the sleep out of his eyes
"Damn that's the last time I trust choji's fucking drugs" he murmured " all I wanted was a Tylenol then he goes on about a red pill and how he wanted to show me how a fucking hole went… god he must have been so cranked up!"
Naruto got out of bed.
He looked around for his clothes but he couldn't find his usual orange suit
" Eh looks like im wearn' the birthday suit today" naruto said as he walked out his door…Butt naked
He got outside and breathed in the crisp morning air.
"Damnnn it's a bit nippley out tonight maybe I shoulda wore my ramen scented undies at least. Ah fuck it " he decided what have cloths done for me anyway?"
He went out the door to find a shocked looking hinata behind a small pole by his house.
Oddly she had a large telescope, binoculars, a camera and what looked like a radio pointed by his window.
"Hey beoch!" naruto screamed, " Get your tight lil ass ova here!!"
Hintata shirked and started towards him
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-" she started but before the dazed shinobi could form the fricken' word naruto took her by the arm and yanked her by his house
" Get your lil ass up my stairs and make me some breakfast beoch!"
" Oh naruto-kun that's just how my parents talk to each other before my father storms out on his drunken rages! You must really care for me," she stammered
" Dose big daddy naruto have to keep his pimp hand strong on you bitch get the fuck up there!" he swatted her away.
He continued on waiting to see what the day had in store for him.
He saw sakura cruching by some bushes oddly close to were the Uchia clan lived
"Hey sakura-chan whats up girl?" he said ashe leaned up against the wall
Sakura turned around and twitched for about 3 seconds and thew up apon seeing naruto's naked persona
"What THE FUCK NARUTARD?!?!" She Screamed As she tried toget the vomit off her dress.
"Yeah i know your impressed alot of people are..." Naruto nonchalantly stated
"What do you want you Baka?!"
Naruto Chuckled and said" Sakura Sakura Sakura... You Nieve girl... Its not what I want but what you NEED baby.."
Sakura decided she didnt want what doctor Naruto Perscribed for her and kicked his ass outa her life.
Mean while at the shinobi academy
The kids waited quietly for their favorite teacher to come in
" Sensei is never this late guys what's the deal?" one child stated
" I hope he's alright!" another inconsequential nobody squealed.
The door slammed open.
A shaggy looking shikamaru swaggered into the classroom
"Hey guys we are going to start off with a quiet study hall teacher's head feels like some one was chewing on it, but so help me god if one of you little ass hats says one word I will be sure to fucking castrate every one of you!"
So the children worked and worked.
Shikamaru slept off his headache
At about midday a brave lad came to rouse his teacher
"Um sensei can you help me with this jutsu"
Shikamaru swatted the little bastard away and threw a deadly shuriken at his tender little skull.
It landed with a satisfying wet "thump" sound
"Well kids I hope you all have learned a valuable lesion don't you ever wake me after I have been out on all night binge you little asshats!"
Shikamaru went back to sleep.
Under a desk a small child whined, " I want to go home!!"