[It`s another day at the Soul Society]
Soifon: (Walks around and suddenly Renji accidently bumbs into her) Watch where you`re going, dickhead. Are you blind?
Renji: Geez, can`t you stop cussing all the time? There`s not a single day that goes by that you don`t cuss.
Soifon: So? What`s the big deal?
Renji: The big deal is it`s annoying and it`s starting to get on my nerves.
Ruka: What`s up y`all.
Soifon: This jerk says I can`t stop cussing. Tell him he`s wrong. (Crosses arms)
Rukia: Uh...O just remembered that I have to go search for Yaoi vids on Youtube with Rangiku, bye! (Runs)
Soifon: Rukia tell him he`s wrong.
Rukia: Well...I`m not saying you cuss a lot but you do cuss more than us. (Hides behind Renji)
Renji: Hey don`t be affraid, Rukia. There`s plenty Renji for you to grab on to. Haha.
Rukia: Shut it.
Soifon: So you`re saying that I DO cuss a lot...
Rukia: Yeah...
[Rangiku and Ichigo walking by]
Rangiku: Hey guys.
Ichigo: Yo, wassup peeps.
Soifon: These two clowns think I cuss a lot.
Rangiku: Rukia, Renji nice knowing ya.
Soifon: Damn right.
Rangiku: But look, the truth is that those clowns are right.
Soifon: What? Alright then I guess I`m just gonna have to prove you wrong.
Ichigo: Haha. And just how do you think you`re gonna do that?
Soifon: (Smacks him on his head) With a bet.
Renji: Alright how about if you can last a whole day without cussing no matter what we do or say.
Rukia: This I want to see, hehe.
Rangiku: Yeah me too.
Soifon: Okay you`re on!
Ichigo: Starting...now! Hi Soi, you`re looking prettier than ever today. Did you do something different with your face? (Smiles)
Soifon: Maybe, or maybe you were just blind all this time that you couldn`t see my pretty face. Now if you`ll excuse me, I`m gonna go shoot some birds to keep my mind off of you. (Walks outside)
Renji: Lets follow her. Remember, we gotta keep an eye on her.
Rukia: I`ll play along.
Rangiku: Me too.
Soifon: What are you morons up to? (Shoots a bird) Gotcha! Ha!
Rukia: You mean them, right?
Soifon: Of course I do.
Rangiku: Oh good.
Renji: We just thought it would be nice to watch you take the life out of those harmless little birds that didn`t do anything to deserve getting shot at.
Ichigo: Yeah. The poor birds never had a chance to spread their wings and be free. So sad.
Soifon: Will you be quiet! Or you`re gonna end up just like those harmless little birds. I`m trying to concentrate here.
[Rukia and Rangiku are laying on their chairs while reading Yaoi magazines]
Rangiku: I sure love reading Yaoi magazines in the morning. Soo relaxing.
Rukia: Yeah girl. You are soo right. Looky there, I just agreed with you again. (Laughs)
Rangiku: Yay! Oh my gosh. I like toootally am gonna visit Toshiro right now. It`s been a while and I`m horny. (Gigles) Laters and good luck with the bet Soi.
Soifon: See ya. And good luck in bed Rangiku. (Smiles)
Ichigo: Oh please. You don`t need luck, `cause there`s no way you can last a whole day day without cussing.
Soifon: Well then maybe if you want, you can grab a shotgun and shove it right up your ass.
Rukia: (Still reading her Yaoi magazine) Don`t mind them, Soi. They just want you to lose.
Renji: Jezus, Rukia. Aren`t you on our side?
Rukia: Nope. I was never on your side. Or did you just figure that out. (Sips tea) This is a damn good tea.
Soifon: (Shoots another bird) Ha! Got them again.
Renji: Have you no heart? Don`t you feel bad for killing those harmless little pidgeons?
Soifon: Nope. Not at all.
Rukia: I thought they were birds.
[Later at night]
Ichigo: You know, Soi? I never actually thought you`d make it this far. And to be honest, I find you really attractive when you`re not a mean girl.
Renji: I agree.
Soifon: Gee that`s too bad. Don`t get too attached to this Soifon `cause tomorrow I`ll be myself again. So enjoy the last few minutes you have left with nice Soifon.
Ichigo: Don`t mind if I do.
Renji: Hey where is Rangiku?
Rukia: She said something about going to visit Hitsugaya, but that was hours ago. What could she still be doing?
Soifon: That is an excellent question, Rukia.
[Rangiku walks by, singing happily]
Ichigo: There you are. Where the heck have you been and what did you do to Toshiro?
Rangiku: None ya.
Ichigo: None ya? None ya what?
Rangiku: None ya business.
Renji: Did you torture him?
Rangiku: What I did to him is none of your business. Besides, it`s not like I heard him complaining. (Gigles)
Rukia: Well I`m glad you had fun.
Soifon: Yup, me too.
Rangiku: I did. Let`s go somewhere private so I can tell you the dirt. Later fellas. (Waves)
[The girls leave while waving at the guys]
Ichigo: What the crap was that? Those batts.
Renji: I don`t know about you but I`m gonna go talk to Hitsugaya. I wanna hear this too. (Excited)
Ichigo: Hey! You`re just gonna leave me here? All alone in the dark?...help?
The End
Shitty ending but funny. Lmao.