Dante was at his Devil May Cry, place watching TV. He especally happy this day. The reason for Dantes joy was because he was going to be one of the many playable charaters in Marvel VS Capcom 3.

"Yes I just get more and more popular," Dante said as he began to eat a slice of pizza and flickered through the channels. Looking for something cool to watch.

"I got a manga seris, and anime, four games, plus I'm making a specal apperance in that Marvel vs Cacopm 3 game. Nothing can ruin my great mood I in now."

Yet just then, as Dante changed the channel again. He saw something terrible. Something that would make all his fans want to shoot themselves in the head with toy verzions of Ebony and Ivory (which one guy did, he's on youtube). He saw the trailer for DmC: Reboot.

Dante nearly chocked on his pizza as he saw the new Dante. Skunk hair, different coat, smoking, and he had a weird chain axe weapon tht proably wasn't Rebelion.

"WHAT? WHAT IN THE NAME OF VIDEO GAMES HAS CAPCOM DONE TO ME? THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I HAVE TO STOP THIS BEFORE IT BEGINS!"

With that Dante got his coat, guns, and sword. Determined to end this abomination calling itself Dante.

Meanwhile, in Limbo city (that's the name of the big city where the game takes place)

New Dante was busy shooting up demons with his Ebony and Ivory, then he got his chain axe weapon thing, grabed a car, and smashed a whole bunch of demons with it.

"Jackpot," New Dante said

"Hey that's my line!" a voice shouted

New Dante turned around to look at Original Dante. His guns pointed, ready to fire.

"Who are you?" New Dante said

"Im Dante," Original Dante said. "The real Dante,"

"Oh yeah, you're the guy I'm basied on," New Dante said

"You're and insult for everything I stand for," Original Dante said

"Huh?" New Dante said

"First off I'm not some feaky teenage emo boy with a pot addiction. Second I was never in an insane asylum. And..."

"Whoa dude chill out," New Dante said interupting him. "You don't know any of that. Mabey I'm you when you where younger. In your first game you were like 20 something, I know more like, what? Sixteen? Mabey Capcoms just getting more creative and giving us a prequeal,"

"Okay, fine. But what about the hair and smoke? I'm suppose to have white hair, not black. And I eat pizza and strawberry ice cream," Original Dante said

"Hey pots legal now, and mabey this is just dye. Or when we didn't have totalt control over our demon power. And hey mabey you experimente with stuff when you were a teen. Y'know like find out where you belong inda junk. Plus, who knows, mabey you'll be unlockable in my game. That will defiently calm are fans down," New Dante said

"My fans," Original Dante said "You got to earn yours,"

"Whatever," New Dante said "But hey I'm still deliivering on the boarderline insanty action that Devil May Crys known for,"

"Ya I guess you got that," Original Dante said "It was pretty cool how you slammed those demons with that car,"

"We're a kick ass pile of awesome person of course," New Dante said

"Okay, I'll give you a chance," Original Dante said "But if you make the fans upset, I'm gunning you dead,"

"But then won't you be gunning yourself dead?" New Dante said

"Uhhh..." Original Dante said

"Look dude just forget it and ill demons with me," New Dante said

"With that the two Dantes went on a demon killing spree like Devil May Cry fans have never seen before.

The End

Sure Dantes different, and it's in some alternate world or whatever. But hey Devil May Cry's Devil May Cry.

So lets have fun with it. And over the top insane action.

Don't judge a game by it's trailer.

I'm for the new DmC!

Give DmC a chance