Living with the Pleasure's is harder than you would think. I actually have to go to school an hour longer. And I shared a room with Sabina. She has photos of guys with no shirts on… Help. Her bed used to be where mine is and she taped one of the photos to the ceiling. Now, I have to wake up with Taylor Launtner staring at me and smiling.

She also blares, "I'm sexy and I know it" as high as it can go. Luckily, we're going to Washington tomorrow so maybe I can see Jack's parents.

So I was walking to school, hoping it would go quickly. My friend Blake was next to me, talking about some perverted thing. Before you ask, Blake was not a pervert. Then he started dating Sabina and… You get it.

I think he was talking about Sabina naked or something when Sabina ran up, pushed me to the ground and started having a full-out make out session with Blake. I gagged and she glared at me. I started to walk to school alone.

Once I got there, I went to my locker and randomly threw stuff in. Blake walked up, smiling like a deuce. He had red lipstick all over his face and looked traumatized. "Um… Hi." He said and put his things in his locker. Then he walked off like he was drunk. I closed my locker and walked to class.

After school, I started to walk home. All of a sudden, someone grabbed me from behind and pulled me into an alley. My first thoughts were, What the hell. I thought I was done with this shit. I elbowed the person in the gut and jumped away. I turned and saw it was just a girl in my math class. She had bright red hair, freckles. She was wearing stockings and barley any other clothes. Yes, she's a pervert. "Please fuck me Alex." He begged and I sighed and walked over to her. I stripped down and jumped on her.