Author Note: Hi! This is my first ever fanfic! I got the idea from the fact that Amelia bit her therapists. (Disclaimer) I do NOT own Doctor Who. If I did, Steven Moffat would have no job, and we CAN'T have that. Read and review (please please please *begs*) P.S. I'm sorry if your name is Katherine McRoy. It's a lovely name, can I use it for this story? Thanks.
From: The Office of Dr. Katherine McRoy
Patient: Amelia Pond
Age: 7 years
Problem: Believes in imaginary friend excessively: Has drawn pictures, made dolls, plays dress up with her friend about him, and refuses to believe he does not exist. Thinks he is a "space man" with a "magical blue box" in "raggedy clothes". Thinks he is coming to take her away from home. Will cry at the phrases, "Be back in five minutes" and strangely wants "Fish fingers dipped in custard" as food. Hates the number "zero (0)"
Diagnostic: Maybe was not very social, and feelings of abandonment and loneliness extended to her "Friend"
Notes on Exam: Has very stubborn attitude about said "Raggedy Doctor." During the middle of my speech on him never coming back to get her, the patient bit my arm and would not let go. Trashed office and tore some papers. Drew pictures of the "Raggedy Doctor." Yelled, "Rory would believe me!" Session ended with her repeatedly screaming, "The crack on my wall is proof! He's coming! He promised!"
Final Thoughts: I quit!