I sat down on my computer and logged onto Facebook. I changed my status.

ME: Lover found dead. Death by suicide.

Many people commented on my status. But the one that caught my eye was the one by Naruto.

NARUTO: HAHA Dick!

I logged off of Facebook and walked to my bed. My neko ears flattened to my head as bloody tears ran down the side of my face.

When the sun was long ago set, I made my move. I ran through the village and into the forest with a rope in my clutches. I jumped onto a tree and tied the rope around the thickest, tallest branch I could find. With one gulp I jumped. Thus ending my misery.

I guess you can all say this happened the first day of college. You see I had a secret that no one was to know. And everyone found out.

Day one of college

I unlocked the door to my room. I glanced around. Not a soul in sight.

"I wonder who I'll be rooming with." I said to myself. I walked over to the dresser that I claimed as my own. Unpacking all of my clothes, I placed my sword where no one would see it.

I walked out of the room and stood by the doorway. Watching all of the ignorant fucks walk by. That's when I began to think.

"Hey Sasuke." Ino said, walking over to me with Sakura at her heels. "Sakura has something to tell you."

"There's a new student here. He's really hott."

"Im not gay." I huffed. Lies.

"Why do you say that every time I say a guy is hott?"

"Because I don't think guys are hott." More lies.

"Good point."

"So why should I care about this kid?"

"He's gonna be your roommate."

"Great." Life of lies.

"Wanna meet him?"

"I'll meet him eventually."

"Um… Sakura…? I think we should leave. Sasuke looks pissed." Ino said, trying to get Sakura away from me.

My neko ears twitched and I looked down the hall. "Is that him?"

Sakura gave her little fangirl scream and ran over to him.

"That's him." Ino laughed. "His name is Naruto Uzumaki." She started to walk away. "Oh and Sasuke."

"Yeah?"

She half turned to look at me. "Be nice to him."

I backed up and slammed the door shut. I walked over to my dresser and grabbed my cigarettes. I popped one in my mouth and climbed up to the top bunk. I puffed out a ring of smoke as the door opened, revealing a blonde.

"A neko?" He whispered to himself. "Maybe this isn't gonna work out after all."

"I can hear you ya know." I narrowed my eyes at him. Hopping off the top bunk, I walked over to him. I sniffed at him. A faint scent of chicken flavored ramen entered my nose. I shook my head and continued to make a decision onto what I thought about him. I circled him like a vulture.

"What are you doing Uchiha?" the blonde fox asked, coughing from the smoke.

"You're a fox."

"Doesn't take a genius to figure that out."

"You're such a dobe."

His ears twitched. "Take it back."

I pulled out a kunai and aimed it at him. "No."

He backed up and gasped.

Then my cell started to ring. I looked at the caller ID. "Shit." I answered the call. "Yo Kakashi."

"How's your day going so far?"

"Well I met my roommate. He's a dumbass fox."

"Sasuke you've finally met someone that's like you."

"But we're nothing alike. Why would you put him with me? You… you know how I get at times."

"Sasuke… this is for your own good."

"He won't be able to handle my episodes."

"Just take care of yourself. I'll see you tomorrow."

"Kakashi, no wait I-" I paused. "He hung up on me!" I threw the kunai at the wall. I glanced at the blonde idiot.

"That could have been me." he was wide eyed. "So Uchiha…?" he was acting as if he wanted to ask me something.

"What is it Uzumaki?"

"I fucked your mom last night."

I glared at him with my sharingan. I bared my fangs at him and hissed. "You are so dead."

"Kiba never told me that…- AHHHH!" he ran out of the room screaming. I grabbed my sword and pursued him. The girls around me started to scream and run for help. I pushed passed the guys that were in my way.

I was about an inch from grabbed his tail when I myself was grabbed by the tail. I was pulled back into Kakashi's arms.

"Sasuke calm down."

I struggled to get away from his grip.

Kakashi squeezed me in a bear hug.

I settled down and dropped my sword. But it was all an act.

"Sasuke look at me." Kakashi turned me around to look at him. "Im gonna let you go now." he did as he said he would.

I walked slowly back in the direction of my room. But I made a sudden turn and, at flying speeds, I ran at Kakashi. I acted as if I were gonna slide underneath him. But instead I jumped clean over him. I booked out of there, running after the dobe.

Kiba walked in front of me.

I pushed him to the side making him hit the wall.

"What the hell douche bag!" Kiba yelled.

I glanced behind me at a very bad time. I ended up tripping on the steps and tumbling down them. I lay at the bottom of the stairs after when felt like an endless journey.

Kakashi came running down the stairs.

"Shit!" I got to a stumbling stance and lamely ran away.

I was tackled to the ground by Kakashi. Not surprisingly I was turned on by this tackle. But not even Kakashi knew I was gay and craved hot gay sex.

I punched the ground.

Kakashi lifted me off the ground with Iruka and Itachi's help.

"Sasuke, what's wrong with you!" Itachi asked.

"What do you care brother!" I hissed.

"Why would you go after the new kid, your roommate? What would mother think?"

My eyes blazed with a fiery anger. I tried to attack Itachi but was held back.

I soon calmed down and went back to my room, with a broken leg and a dislocated shoulder. That was when Naruto apologized for making a mistake that Kiba told him to make.