[It`s a hot hot day at the Soul Society. Extremely hot. Waay hot.]
Rangiku: (Sits on the couch) OMG! It`s sooo hot today. Damn! Hey wait...oh Rukia?
Yoruichi: It`s so freakin` hot! I need something cold...
Kisuke: Hey girls. This is a hot day.
Yoruichi: You don`t have to tell me twice. We`re all sweating like crazy and I just took a bath, and guess what.
Kisuke: What.
Yoruichi :The water was also hot!
Kisuke: Oh deary.
Renji: I`m gonna die from this heat!
Rangiku: Don`t let me stop you, go right ahead. I got a perfect spot to burry you.
Renji: Something tells me I don`t want to know where.
Rukia: (Walks in) Hey guys, what`s up.
Rangiku: The heat, that`s what`s up.
Yoruichi: Don`t you feel anything? You`re not even sweating.
Rukia: That`s because I`m the Ice Princess. I`m always cold. (Smiles)
Renji: I`m hot and you`re cold. This gives me an idea... (Frenches her)
Rangiku: Oh my, I felt that too...for some weird reason I don`t understand.
Rukia: Wow, Renji. What was that for? (Blushes)
Renji: Oh my God, that felt cold. Everything in your entire body is cold. I am so hot right now, I just wanna take you upstairs and have cold sex with you, and that should feel really good when I get inside your-
Yoruichi: YES, we get the picture! Please just stop! You`re getting me in the mood.
Rangiku: I`M SO HOT! Toshiro where are you, my dear?
Toshiro: I`m over here. (Waves)
Rangiku: Let`s have sex right now.
Toshiro: I`m flattered. But why, may I ask?
Rangiku: `Cause I`m soo hot and you`re soo cold. And that makes my body feel good and cold. Now let`s go!
Toshiro: Good enough. (Carries her to his room)
Yoruichi: Someone get me some ice!
Rukia: I got it. (Makes ice with her Zanpaktou and gives her some)
Kisuke: Hey Rukia, can you make it snow right now?
Rukia: Oh right, I can. (Smiles)
Yoruichi: Well don`t just stand there, make it happen woman!
[Rukia pulls out her zanpaktou and makes it snow]
Yoruichi: YES! (Takes off her clothes and dives in the snow)
Kisuke: Um..Yoruichi, my dear. You`re naked.
Yoruichi: I know. But my body is covered in snow so. (Smiles)
Kisuke: (Dives in too) Yay. This really does feel good.
Yoruichi: And cold too.
[Gin runs after Ichigo while throwing him with a snowball]
Gin: Don`t run too far Ichi.
Ichigo: (Dodges the snowball) You can`t hit me. Haha!
Renji: Let`s go have some fun, Rukia. (Carries her and spins around until they both fall in the snow)
Rukia: You`re crazy, Renji. (Laughs)
Renji: Only for you.
Rukia: (Throws him with a snowball) Snowball fight! Woo!
[Everyone starts throwing snowballs at eachother]
[Rangiku and Toshiro come back exghausted but feel pretty damn good about themselves]
Hitsugaya: Wow, that was so fast. (Collapses on the couch)
Rangiku: Tell me about it. Oh look. It`s snowing and they`re having a snowball fight. That`s coooool.
[Ichigo randomly throws a snowball without looking]
Yammamoto: What in the... What`s this? All of you stop this at once! (Gets hit by the thrown snowball in his face)
Kisuke: Oh-oh.
Yoruichi: We`re in trouble.
Gin: He`s gonna bust our bubble.
Ichigo: Yeah. Big time. I also heard that he`s done time back in the days...
Gin: Oh my sweet Lord. What are we gonna do?
Yammamoto: All of you get your behinds in the meeting room this instant!
Rukia: Oh great. We can`t even have some fun around this place.
Yammamoto: Quiet!
Rukia: Sheesh. All that for a snowball in the face? Can`t you take a hit?
Yammamoto: I said quiet!
Yoruichi: Oh shut the-
Kisuke: SHH! If you say it, we all die.
Ichigo: Oh we will. You can definitely count on that.
[In the meeting room]
Yammamoto: Alright, what is the meaning of this?
Ruki: Look. Today is an extremely hot day IF you haven`t noticed and since everyone was sweating to death, I decided to make it snow so that we can enjoy our day. And then we started playing around in the snow.
Yammamoto: And what was it you were playing?
Yoruichi: A snowball fight.
Yammamoto: What?
Rangiku: A snowball fight. A snowball fight is when people-
Yammamoto: I know what it is!
Rangiku: Then why ask? I swear, people get weirder and weirder everyday.
Yammamoto: What I want to know is who threw the snowball at me?
[Everyone looking around]
Yammamoto: No one? Well...a snowball can`t be thrown all by itself now can it?
Kisuke: Nope. It can`t. `Cause that would be weird.
Rangiku: And not to mention scaaary. (Is a little bit scared)
Yammamoto: Who cares. Now I am going to ask each and every one of you what it was you were doing. Starting with...(Points at Rangiku) You!
Rangiku: Damn. Picked again by the old dude. Why is it always me?
Yammamoto: Because you are known as the naughtiest Soul Reaper here, am I right?
Rangiku: Yes, but this time I really didn`t do anything. I was upstairs in Hitsugaya`s room having cold sex with Him.
Yammamoto: I instantly believe you.
Rangiku: Damn right you do...hold on, what?
Yammamoto: I believe you `cause you really are capable of doing that in times like these, so you two are off the hook. Now you! (Points at Rukia) You`ve already explained yourself so you`re free to go too...this time. Yoruichi and Kisuke, explain.
Rangiku: (Interrupts) And it was gooood.
Yammamoto: I believe I said you`re free. So stop talking, Rangiku. No need for details.
Rangiku: Okay then. If you say so. I just thought that maybe you wanted to hear the details. (Rolls eyes)
Yammamoto: No I don`t. Now Yoruichi. Explain.
Yoruichi: I took off my clothes and dove in the snow, covering my nakedness from Kisuke and then we started throwing snowballs at eachother.
Yammamoto: Good enough. That leaves Ichigo.
Ichigo: Hey what about Gin? He was throwing snowballs too.
Yammamoto :Yes. But I don`t think he did it `cause let`s face it, he`s too nice for his own good.
Gin: I am?
Yammamoto :Yes you are. Or didn`t you notice.
Gin: I`m nice. (Laughs) Sweeeeet. (Thinks to himself) That means I can really get a chance to get fucked by Ichigo. (Smiles)
Ichigo: Fine, it was me. I did it. But I just randomly threw the snowball. It decided to hit you itself.
Yammamoto: It still did hit me.
Ichigo: Fine. What`s my punishment.
Yammamoto: Well, I wouldn`t call it punishment. More like Gin`s dream come true.
Gin: Huh?
Yammamoto: You are forced to get one kiss from Gin.
Gin: (Jumps up and down) Yay. I get to kiss Ichigo. Finally.
Ichigo: Oh crap. Okay. Let`s get this over with. Quikly.
Gin: You bet. (Frenches him instead) Hehe, yummy.
Ichigo: This memory is gonna haunt me forever.
[Everyone`s laughing at him]
Yoruichi: I`m sooo gonna upload this on Youtube.
Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The End