Note: My sister got kicked off so I'm taking over her stories. This is my first fan fiction. I didn't see much of the academy episodes, so I changed it a little.

Naruto was in his dorm, Sasuke was walking through the school pretending not to notice that Sakura was following him. Kakashi was walking outside. Naruto was looking in a full body mirror while talking to himself.

"Alright, I need to practice my Justus. I'll start with…… Sexy Jutsu." Naruto backed up a little, than yelled "Sexy Jutsu!" Instantly he turned into a girl. "AAHHH!" He yelled.

Hmmm. Every time I do that, I still can't recover from the shock. Naruto then went to dispel his jutsu. "Dispel." Nothing happened. "Dispel" Still nothing. "Dispel! Dispel! Dispel!" Still nothing. "Damn it! I can't get out. I better get some clothes on and find Kakashi; he'll know what to do.

As girl Naruto was walking down the halls avoiding people, Shikamaru saw Naruto. He starred straight at Naruto, not knowing it was Naruto.

Wow! Shikamaru thought. That is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. "Hay!" He called out to girl Naruto. Naruto froze.

"Oh Fuck." He said under his breath. Shikamaru ran to Naruto.

"I've never seen you." Shikamaru told Naruto. "What's your name?"

In as girly as a voice Naruto could make, Naruto replied. "My name is….. Nu…ri..no. Nurino."

"I'm Shikamaru, would you like me to take you on a tour of the school."

"No." Naruto quickly replied, and then ran off.

Naruto found Kakashi walking in the forest. "Kakashi!" Naruto yelled. "Kakashi!" Naruto started running to catch up.

"What now." Kakashi mumbled. But he was surprised to see Naruto as a girl.

"Kakashi, I used the Sexy jutsu but couldn't dispel it. So I need you to dispel it."

"Nope." Kakashi said and walked on.

"What!" Naruto yelled, running to catch up.

"Naruto, you need to deal your issues on your own."

"Fine!" Naruto yelled.

The next day, Naruto had thought he had figured out, how to get rid of the Jutsu. Kakashi was walking with Sasuke and Sakura. Naruto walked in an empty corridor. Than Shikamaru appeared and walked up to Naruto.

"Nurino, I-I." Naruto walked past him. "Where are you going?"

"I'm leaving." He said, and walked on.

Shikamaru than walked up to Naruto, turned him and kissed him. Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura all walked on them. They all had blank stares. Naruto turned into his boy self. Shikamaru looked up and saw Naruto.

"What!" He yelled. "It was YOU!"

"By," Kakashi then said leaving. Shikamaru then punched Naruto and he slammed into a wall. Naruto than started running. As he walked past a wall, 3 shurikens missed him by inches.

"Multiple Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled. He split into 10 Naruto's. They were being slowly destroyed by shurikens. Naruto was running in the field. Naruto than heard a sentence he didn't want to hear.

"Inner Decapitation Skill." Naruto was pulled down to his chin in dirt, and Kakashi was in front of him. Naruto starred at him as he walked off. Shikamaru ran up and kicked Naruto, who flew out of the hole. Naruto then got on his knees.

"Shadow Clone Jutsu, Naruto Uzumaki Barrage!" Shikamaru was hit backwards, than up, than nailed in the head down. Shikamaru weakly got up.

"Shadow Possession Jutsu!" Naruto couldn't move. Shikamaru pulled a shuriken out of his right pocket. Naruto reached down with his left grabbing nothing. Shikamaru held up the shuriken, and then heard.

"Sharingan, Shadow possession Jutsu." Naruto was released, and Shikamaru was possessed. "Now ladies." Kakashi said walking up to them. Stop fighting and go back to your dorms. Naruto ran off, then Kakashi let go off Shikamaru. "You might want to learn how to sense Genjutsus. With that, Kakashi was off, leaving Shikamaru standing their.