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I, TheMovieGuy, do not own Devil May Cry, Capcom does. Anette belongs to windWarrior89
Haxor Productions Presents
A Hunter's Life
location: Jim's bar, 8:00 P.M.
The sound of footsteps can be heard as the door swung open, a dark haired beauty walking in.
The young lady,in a black shirt, a dark purple skirt with green trim, and black leather boots, sat down
at the nearest booth, and laid her head down, and moaned
Jim, the barkeep, took it upon himself to find out what the problem is "So, what'll it be, Anette?" He knew her, she wouldn't be like this unless something was seriously wrong.
"A salad with extra tomatoes, Italian dressing, and a glass of Pepsi"was her answer. The usual. But the tone was off.
"You seem troubled,"Jim quipped, hoping to get to the bottom of this.
Anette just sighed and answered"I'm just having a stalker problem." The moment he heard this, he was seriously worried. She could handle most people. After all, most people can't take down a 300 pound man in one hit.
"That doesn't sound that bad to me, I know it,d take a ghost, a demon or something like that to keep you down," He chided, she was never one for superstitions.
" Three actually, I barely got away last time, I can't keep this up" This explained everything,
and gave him an idea.
"I think I know someone that can help, go to this address and ask for "the handyman that can handle any dirty job," he can help." When Anette heard this, Her face immediately lit up and she thanked him and immediately left for the address. As soon as Anette left the bar, a silver haired man in a red coat entered.
"Ah, speak of the devil, I just gave a regular your address and the password." Jim welcomed, bringing out a strawberry sundae for one of his best customers.
"You didn't mix up the address again, did you?" Dante questioned, knowing Jim,s bad habit of mixing up references
"Well, you tell me," Jim responded, giving Dante the same address.
When he said this, he could only say "Oh no, you didn't"
The Fixer's place, 8:15 P.M.
"Are you the handyman that can handle any job?" Anette asked a brown haired male. He was wearing a black sweat jacket over a gray T-shirt, and a pair of blue jeans. She could see a folding knife and a multi tool on his desk. She thought ' this can't be the guy, can it?'
He smirked and said " I'm glad my reputation is so good, My name's Kyle, Kyle Davids, so, what seems to be the problem?" His tone was very kind, like he was talking to an old friend.
"I'm kind of having a stalker problem. Well, three actually. Jim gave me this address and said you could help me with it?" she answered, in a very straightforward manner.
" I think I know how to handle this. If we stick together, they'll come to us and we can send them on their way. I used to take online martial arts lessons, so three guys shouldn't be too difficult to handle. I just need a few supplies from the local stores." he explained, surprising her. ' wow, he thought all that through so quickly' Annette thought to herself.
" Alright! let's get moving!" Kyle shouted, picking up his multi tool, pocketing it, and his Knife, putting it on his belt, and went to the door, signaling for Annette to follow. At the stores, they picked up pepper spray, several kinds of powder some wicks, small bags, a lighter, and a stun gun. Back at Kyle's place, he mixed the powders, put them in the bags, and attached the wicks.
" These are crude, but effective flash grenades. I got the instructions off the Internet. They'll disorient these guys long enough for me to make my point. When I light one, close your eyes to avoid getting blinded." he spoke in a flat, explanatory tone. Annette now knew why Jim held him in such high regard. With that, they left to find the "stalkers" she had been having problems with
Warehouse district, En route to Annette's house, 9:00 P.M.
"Look brother, our master's quarry." Spoke an unknown voice that sent shivers down Kyle and Annette's spines. They looked back to see two men in army uniforms, one short, one tall.
" What would two aspiring soldiers such as yourselves be doing Bothering young ladies, or are you two just a couple of freaks" Kyle taunted, gear at the ready.
" I see no reason for us to wear these human skins any longer, Brother" The shorter man said, and the two began clawing at their skin, ripping it to reveal two scaly, lizard like forms, to which kyle could only say one thing.
" Whoa, Didn't see that coming." earning an "are you serious!" look from Annette.
" I thought you were an expert on this" she complained, as the two lizards crept up.
" Wait, Jim must've mixed up references, he probably meant to send you to Dante, this is his kind of job. Ah well, lets just finish what we started" kyle said as he lit a bag and threw it. Both he and Annette closed their eyes as a bright flash erupted, Blinding the lizards. Taking this chance, he ran past his blind attackers, going towards their shredded clothes. There, he picked up their holsters, and drew their standard issue beretta 9 millimeter pistols, and fired a round from each, into the backs of the brothers heads. The two devils shattered like glass a moment after impact. Checking on Annette, she had only one word to say, "wow."
" What can I say, never seen a demon before, Dante always handled that, and deferred all non demon related gigs to me, so this was an exiting break from fixing houses."
Afterwards, they dropped by the bar to tell Jim off for his mix-up.
Jim's Bar, 9:27 P.M.
Kyle and Annette went in and sat down at the counter.
" Glad to see you two made it out alive." both turned to Dante, Who was on his third sundae.
" Yeah, We made it, no thanks to Jim's screw up" chimed Kyle.
" Well I hate to say it, I mean I really hate to say it, bu you have some serious skill."
"And how would you know how I did?" asked Kyle.
" I came after Annette left, heard about the screw-up, and went to help. Don't worry, no charge this time. If you want, I could show you the ropes of the new business." Dante explained, to Annette's surprise, she only expected one guy, and got two.
" By the way, why didn't you take those two down by yourself, Annette, after all your a half devil right, Jim told me, 'dad was a vampire' he said, powerful stuff, up there with devil knights, right,"
Dante asked, earning a "say what," reaction from Kyle. after all,' if she had that kind of mojo, why didn't she use it?'
" My abilities haven't fully developed yet, couldn't even beat those Geists , and I can't even summon a Devil arm" She said, sounding embarrassed.
" Don't sweat it, it's probably going to be powerful stuff when it does come, and you Know a lot about demons, so if we team up, we could be the best in the business." This appealed to all three, and Devil May Cry got two new employees.
