MEIN COCK
Once upon a time, Mario saw a goomba on a street corner whoring itself out. Mario paused, perplexed at this sight but didn't care because he was craving some plump goomba cock anyways. So, Mario proceeded to ask the goomba; "Howa mucha fowah 2 houwah." The goomba responds; "You know, I like thick Italian accents, reminds me of how thick my ass is. I can let you in for free if you clean my pipes, if you know what I'm saying." Mario agreed with great enthusiasm and the pair proceeded to Mario's underground rape dungeon. Mario shut the door behind the goomba and hastily whipped out his penis and shoved it into the goomba's plump asshole. Mario continuously rammed the goomba exclaiming how much he loved every minute of it. However, unbeknownst to Mario the goomba was planning to call the cops on Mario and get him arrested on rape charges to get more money on the free service that he offered. After the service the goomba asked Mario if he could go to the bathroom to change while Mario was having a post-fap. The goomba proceeded to call the police to Mario's underground rape dungeon. The doorbell rang and Mario exclaimed "Who could that be?" With his cock still exposed Mario answered the door. Mario opened the door to a police officer demanding to see his ID. The police officer stopped mid-sentence as he looked down at Mario's plump hard chode. Mario then asked the police officer if he wanted to spoon. The police officer agreed to "spoon." Walking into the dungeon, Mario turned around and shoved his PLUMP HARD CHODE into the police officers pelvis so hard that it made his dick turn inside-out creating a makeshift vagina that Mario could fuck. Goomba still being in the bathroom decided to join in on the session. Goomba hopped onto the bed with the police officer on top and drilled into his asshole going through his entire body and in the process pushing out his dick into Mario's cock and docking with ease. Goomba eventually came out of the officer's mouth and started making out with Mario. Suddenly, there was a bang at the door. IT WAS THE SCHUTZSTAFFEL AND HEINDRICH HIMMLER! (BTW THIS IS GERMANY). So the SCHUTZSTAFFEL and HEINDRICH HIMMLER escorted the policeman, Mario and the goomba to the jail where he would meet the great ADOLF HITLER. Before meeting Hitler Mario and the officer would have to have their CHODES separated by an ax. So they were put in the middle of the street and an ax cut through the two still erect cocks severing major arteries and rendering the two without a penis. Later in the jail cell, two SCHUTZSTAFFEL guards asked Mario to get his dickless ass into Hitler's room. Mario walked into Hitler's quarters and heard the door lock behind him. Mario then consumed a mushroom that would make is cock come back. Mario's CHODE grew to an intense length. It changed from a chode to a snake in a matter of 30 seconds. His SNAKE crept across the room slowly as Mario spoke into the room one phrase. "Daddy Adolf, eat my dick." Hitler spun around and in a split second had Mario's pulsating, throbbing SNAKE in his mouth. Mario's cock then started pumping CUM into Hitler's body. Hitler then exclaimed "Ich bin schwul für dich" (I'm gay for you in German.) They proceeded to viciously fuck in his quarters for 40 straight days. Mario then left and was then shot by a goomba gang for "raping one of their bitches" but Hitler lived on. After faking his death in a bunker he spent the next 30 years writing his novel MEIN COCK about how the NAZI way was being gay. He anonymously published his novel alongside the communist manifesto and then shot himself so he could join Mario in heaven. MEIN COCK was a masterpiece and has been praised by many critics as a great literary work. All because Mario used his plumbing skills for 40 straight days.