Alena was walking along a path with some of her friends. (A/N: How very
original) Well, some of them were friends... you couldn't exactly call Amber
a 'friend', even if they weren't killing each other this week. Yet. Well,
because she's just like that, Alena had to say something.
"I'm bored." Samantha giggled hysterically, Jesse voiced one of his usual
non-committal 'mmph' noises, and everyone else looked at her blankly.
"Truth or Dare?" The usual question...voiced, of course, by the usual person—Leah. (A/N: Why does this all seem so familiar?) As usual (A/N: Of course.), Ariel made a noise resembling a squeak and proclaimed that she would just watch, not play, Samantha giggled hysterically (A/N: Noticing a pattern?), and Amber shrugged. "Sure. Nothing better to do." So, as usual, they all meandered along towards Scorpio Rock.
Five Minutes Later...
"Truth or Dare?" Michael hesitated. "Er... Dare?" Alena grinned evilly. Michael gulped. "I dare you to... snog Makenna for ten seconds—on the lips, directly." Michael paled, and Makenna blushed. "Chicken out!" "That's your last chicken out, you know." "Fine."
Fifteen Minutes Later...
"Truth or Dare?" Alena rolled her eyes. "Truth." "That's your last Truth in a row." "No duh." Twenty-four Minutes Later...(A/N: Soooooo boring...) "Okay... Bored now." (A/N: Finally!) Everyone nodded. "Alena, did you read my new fanfic?" Julie. Of course. "Erm... no? I started it, but having Draco snog Harry senseless in the first six paragraphs was... a bit much... so I gave up. Sorry." "Oh. Well, that's alright... I still think slash—hey!" Seth had poked her. "Leave off the gay people for a while... people bother them enough." Julie smiled, a faint blush appearing on her cheeks as she looked at Alena's older brother. (A/N: Ah, the irony...in love with each other's brothers...) "Right." "So... did you read mine?" "The one about snogging pillows?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I liked it a lot. I reviewed it." "Cool." Samantha giggled hysterically. Jesse grunted (A/N: Mmph.), and Tommy drooled at Amber.
About Two Hours Later...more boredom...
"Harry Potter." Everyone looked at Alena. (A/N: I love that. I am the center of the universe!!! Muhahahaha!) "Huh?" Alena hid a snort at Tommy's apparent obliviousness. "Harry Freaking Potter." "Oh." "What about him?" asked Julie. "I would really love to be instantly transported to Hogwarts..." BOOM! CRASH! SMASH! ALAKABLAM! (A/N: Batman! Okay, so I am psychotic. This is not news, has not been news, and will never be news, because I was probably born this way. If I wasn't, I blame it on my upbringing.) There was a blinding flash of light, and then another blinding flash of light, and so on and so forth...! And then, Alena sat up, conveniently surrounded by all of the aforementioned people, and the ones as of yet unmentioned, such as Liz, Gigi (A/N: a friend from FLA), Patrick, Matthew, Laura, Spencer, and other still unmentioned Starbridge young people. "Hogwarts!" She leapt up and stared at the castle. Then, she stared at the incredibly hot Slytherin placed conveniently on the Hogwarts steps. And, of course, the Golden Trio, busy yelling their heads off at him. "Okay... very weird..." That, of course, was Amber. "Yeah." Everyone. Of course. "Well," began Julie grimly, "Might as well enjoy it while it lasts... I'm off to hunt down a sexy potions professor and snog him senseless, I'll see you guys later..." She walked up towards the castle, not seeming a bit fazed. Alena blinked. "Okaay..." The others looked blankly at her. Then Amber spoke up. "Okay. This is very, very weird." "Real help, that." Alena. No duh. Amber snorted.
"Let's...erm... let's go ask the Dream Team." Alena, the voice of reason. (A/N: Snort.)
"Who?" That was pretty much everyone, except Amber and Seth.
"Harry, Hermione, and Ron."
"Oh." They began to walk to the castle, conveniently dressed in their robes from the ritual that had been held earlier that day, under which they were all wearing jeans and some form of shirt. (A/N: Don't we just love being Pagan.)
"Erm... Hello?" Draco noticed the band of young weirdoes first.
"Who the hell are you?" Alena stomped on Samantha's foot before she began to giggle.
"Very eloquent, Malfoy." The blonde raised a delicately groomed eyebrow.
"You've heard of me, then?" He sounded more arrogant than Rowling usually described him, but hey, when are the stories accurate?
"Not really...but you're the only bleach blonde, manicured, pampered and polished git-face I see, so you must be Malfoy." The blonde spluttered at Alena. She grinned evilly. (A/N: uh-oh! Flee, flee while you can!) By now, Ron, Harry, and Hermione were staring at her with great admiration, Ron in particular. (A/N: Hint, hint.)
Draco snorted and stomped away, nearly running into Julie as she hurtled out the castle doors.
"Teaching a class," she said miserably. Then she caught sight of Draco. Then she caught sight of Seth. Then she sighed.
"Oh, well."
Approximately on hour later, after all has been explained, and the group is sitting about the Gryffindor Common Room, chatting with various characters from cannon...
Julie was conversing with Seth, Jason (A/N: So I didn't mention him before, so sue me.), Alena and Harry.
"... And you're fifteen years old and haven't even thought about girls yet!?" Jason. (A/N: a rather compacted quote of his, from a rather interesting conversation held between the authoress, Julie, and Jason at the Crimson Moon.) Harry blushed furiously. Alena left hurriedly for a game of chess with Ron, abandoning the green-eyed teenager with the three most perverted minds of their generation. (A/N: Uh oh.)
Four hours later...
"And there were these odd noises..." That was Harry. Julie and Jason grinned at each other, and Seth coughed.
"Erm... did you sleep well?" Harry looked confused.
"Er... not particularly... it was very loud." Julie looked like she was about to explode, barely able to contain her laughter.
"Julie! You can do it! Keep the darkness within! Don't say it!" Jason, again, nearly in tears with laughter as well. (A/N: another real quote of his.)
"Four hours with you, and he still has not the slightest bit of a perverted mind. Wow." Alena and Ron had walked over, and the dark haired girl had made the comment. Julie sighed.
"Must be a record."
"Yes. Definitely."
"Jason, I think we have to give him The Talk. Where's Irena?"
"Talking to Dean, Parvati, Lavender and Seamus. Bunch of enamored loonies. We'll have to manage by ourselves. Blast." Julie smiled. Harry looked scared. (A/N: he should be. Muhahaha.)
"Harry. Apparently, you have never had The Talk. Yes?"
"Yes?"
"Good Gods."
"Alright, from the beginning... The stork did not carry you to your parents."
"Really?"
"Jason, Seth, I think I might die."
"It's okay, we'll take care of it from here. Harry, lad, let's go. Seth and I will explain everything." Harry's eyes widened.
"Uh-oh."
About six hours later...
"Jesse..."
"Yeah?"
"I think Harry is in danger."
"Why?"
"Seth and Jason are the two most perverted people on this planet. Who knows what they're telling him!?" Jesse and Alena exchanged looks of fear and dashed to the staircase. Ariel and Liz followed quickly. After all, it takes more than two people to save a young man's mind from utter perversion. (A/N: Sadly...)
They only got to the bottom of the staircase, however, before Harry, Seth and Jason walked down the stairs. Harry was so red, he could have been a Weasley, and the other two were grinning proudly.
"Are you sure they're not Fred and George in disguise?" Ron asked Alena worriedly. She grinned.
"Yeah. They're not even related."
"Good."
Julie grinned, and Harry resisted the urge to run screaming from the room.
"I never, ever wanted to know that. I am permanently mentally scarred." Alena grinned and clapped him on the shoulder.
"Welcome to my world."
Some time period later...
Alena, Ginny, Ariel and Hermione were walking along the halls, laughing rather quietly, when Ginny shushed them all and pointed around the corner.
"It's Malfoy!"
Ten minutes later...
"Why did we run away from Malfoy?"
"That. Is. irrelevant."
Later...
"I'm bored."
"Truth or Dare?"
"Sure."
"What's Truth or Dare?" Everybody stared. How could these Hogwartians not about Truth or Dare? Hmmm...
"Truth or Dare?" The usual question...voiced, of course, by the usual person—Leah. (A/N: Why does this all seem so familiar?) As usual (A/N: Of course.), Ariel made a noise resembling a squeak and proclaimed that she would just watch, not play, Samantha giggled hysterically (A/N: Noticing a pattern?), and Amber shrugged. "Sure. Nothing better to do." So, as usual, they all meandered along towards Scorpio Rock.
Five Minutes Later...
"Truth or Dare?" Michael hesitated. "Er... Dare?" Alena grinned evilly. Michael gulped. "I dare you to... snog Makenna for ten seconds—on the lips, directly." Michael paled, and Makenna blushed. "Chicken out!" "That's your last chicken out, you know." "Fine."
Fifteen Minutes Later...
"Truth or Dare?" Alena rolled her eyes. "Truth." "That's your last Truth in a row." "No duh." Twenty-four Minutes Later...(A/N: Soooooo boring...) "Okay... Bored now." (A/N: Finally!) Everyone nodded. "Alena, did you read my new fanfic?" Julie. Of course. "Erm... no? I started it, but having Draco snog Harry senseless in the first six paragraphs was... a bit much... so I gave up. Sorry." "Oh. Well, that's alright... I still think slash—hey!" Seth had poked her. "Leave off the gay people for a while... people bother them enough." Julie smiled, a faint blush appearing on her cheeks as she looked at Alena's older brother. (A/N: Ah, the irony...in love with each other's brothers...) "Right." "So... did you read mine?" "The one about snogging pillows?" "Yeah." "Yeah, I liked it a lot. I reviewed it." "Cool." Samantha giggled hysterically. Jesse grunted (A/N: Mmph.), and Tommy drooled at Amber.
About Two Hours Later...more boredom...
"Harry Potter." Everyone looked at Alena. (A/N: I love that. I am the center of the universe!!! Muhahahaha!) "Huh?" Alena hid a snort at Tommy's apparent obliviousness. "Harry Freaking Potter." "Oh." "What about him?" asked Julie. "I would really love to be instantly transported to Hogwarts..." BOOM! CRASH! SMASH! ALAKABLAM! (A/N: Batman! Okay, so I am psychotic. This is not news, has not been news, and will never be news, because I was probably born this way. If I wasn't, I blame it on my upbringing.) There was a blinding flash of light, and then another blinding flash of light, and so on and so forth...! And then, Alena sat up, conveniently surrounded by all of the aforementioned people, and the ones as of yet unmentioned, such as Liz, Gigi (A/N: a friend from FLA), Patrick, Matthew, Laura, Spencer, and other still unmentioned Starbridge young people. "Hogwarts!" She leapt up and stared at the castle. Then, she stared at the incredibly hot Slytherin placed conveniently on the Hogwarts steps. And, of course, the Golden Trio, busy yelling their heads off at him. "Okay... very weird..." That, of course, was Amber. "Yeah." Everyone. Of course. "Well," began Julie grimly, "Might as well enjoy it while it lasts... I'm off to hunt down a sexy potions professor and snog him senseless, I'll see you guys later..." She walked up towards the castle, not seeming a bit fazed. Alena blinked. "Okaay..." The others looked blankly at her. Then Amber spoke up. "Okay. This is very, very weird." "Real help, that." Alena. No duh. Amber snorted.
"Let's...erm... let's go ask the Dream Team." Alena, the voice of reason. (A/N: Snort.)
"Who?" That was pretty much everyone, except Amber and Seth.
"Harry, Hermione, and Ron."
"Oh." They began to walk to the castle, conveniently dressed in their robes from the ritual that had been held earlier that day, under which they were all wearing jeans and some form of shirt. (A/N: Don't we just love being Pagan.)
"Erm... Hello?" Draco noticed the band of young weirdoes first.
"Who the hell are you?" Alena stomped on Samantha's foot before she began to giggle.
"Very eloquent, Malfoy." The blonde raised a delicately groomed eyebrow.
"You've heard of me, then?" He sounded more arrogant than Rowling usually described him, but hey, when are the stories accurate?
"Not really...but you're the only bleach blonde, manicured, pampered and polished git-face I see, so you must be Malfoy." The blonde spluttered at Alena. She grinned evilly. (A/N: uh-oh! Flee, flee while you can!) By now, Ron, Harry, and Hermione were staring at her with great admiration, Ron in particular. (A/N: Hint, hint.)
Draco snorted and stomped away, nearly running into Julie as she hurtled out the castle doors.
"Teaching a class," she said miserably. Then she caught sight of Draco. Then she caught sight of Seth. Then she sighed.
"Oh, well."
Approximately on hour later, after all has been explained, and the group is sitting about the Gryffindor Common Room, chatting with various characters from cannon...
Julie was conversing with Seth, Jason (A/N: So I didn't mention him before, so sue me.), Alena and Harry.
"... And you're fifteen years old and haven't even thought about girls yet!?" Jason. (A/N: a rather compacted quote of his, from a rather interesting conversation held between the authoress, Julie, and Jason at the Crimson Moon.) Harry blushed furiously. Alena left hurriedly for a game of chess with Ron, abandoning the green-eyed teenager with the three most perverted minds of their generation. (A/N: Uh oh.)
Four hours later...
"And there were these odd noises..." That was Harry. Julie and Jason grinned at each other, and Seth coughed.
"Erm... did you sleep well?" Harry looked confused.
"Er... not particularly... it was very loud." Julie looked like she was about to explode, barely able to contain her laughter.
"Julie! You can do it! Keep the darkness within! Don't say it!" Jason, again, nearly in tears with laughter as well. (A/N: another real quote of his.)
"Four hours with you, and he still has not the slightest bit of a perverted mind. Wow." Alena and Ron had walked over, and the dark haired girl had made the comment. Julie sighed.
"Must be a record."
"Yes. Definitely."
"Jason, I think we have to give him The Talk. Where's Irena?"
"Talking to Dean, Parvati, Lavender and Seamus. Bunch of enamored loonies. We'll have to manage by ourselves. Blast." Julie smiled. Harry looked scared. (A/N: he should be. Muhahaha.)
"Harry. Apparently, you have never had The Talk. Yes?"
"Yes?"
"Good Gods."
"Alright, from the beginning... The stork did not carry you to your parents."
"Really?"
"Jason, Seth, I think I might die."
"It's okay, we'll take care of it from here. Harry, lad, let's go. Seth and I will explain everything." Harry's eyes widened.
"Uh-oh."
About six hours later...
"Jesse..."
"Yeah?"
"I think Harry is in danger."
"Why?"
"Seth and Jason are the two most perverted people on this planet. Who knows what they're telling him!?" Jesse and Alena exchanged looks of fear and dashed to the staircase. Ariel and Liz followed quickly. After all, it takes more than two people to save a young man's mind from utter perversion. (A/N: Sadly...)
They only got to the bottom of the staircase, however, before Harry, Seth and Jason walked down the stairs. Harry was so red, he could have been a Weasley, and the other two were grinning proudly.
"Are you sure they're not Fred and George in disguise?" Ron asked Alena worriedly. She grinned.
"Yeah. They're not even related."
"Good."
Julie grinned, and Harry resisted the urge to run screaming from the room.
"I never, ever wanted to know that. I am permanently mentally scarred." Alena grinned and clapped him on the shoulder.
"Welcome to my world."
Some time period later...
Alena, Ginny, Ariel and Hermione were walking along the halls, laughing rather quietly, when Ginny shushed them all and pointed around the corner.
"It's Malfoy!"
Ten minutes later...
"Why did we run away from Malfoy?"
"That. Is. irrelevant."
Later...
"I'm bored."
"Truth or Dare?"
"Sure."
"What's Truth or Dare?" Everybody stared. How could these Hogwartians not about Truth or Dare? Hmmm...