Okay, so, I'm doing a little comedy thing for my best friend. Its about her being accepted by Lucifer, to be a demon. But, Lucifer has tasks for her to handle...

"So, you think you can be a demon?" Lucifer asked, stroking his chin.

I jumped up and down, my skirt flying up as I screamed. "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

He smiled at me darkly. "Okay little girl, your going to have to handle some tasks for me then."

I watched him, and with an old lady voice, I answered. "What kind of tasks Sonny?"

He tapped his foot, his crown of thorns outlining his sexy man face. "You must KILL the other demons..." "Oh... ;-; I'm not sure-" I muttered. He cut me off with a slap to the face. " DO YOU WANNA BE A DEMON?!" "Yes, I do." I cryed out like a child. "THEN KILL THEM!" He snapped, kicking away a hellfacedemondog. "Take Bully with you, he likes death." "Yes Sir," I growled, slapping Bully to asert my authority. "Lets go, hellfacedemondog thing..."

We adventured across the land, we were like Finn and Jake (referance to a death show). Except we KILLED everyone. Eccpecially the beautiful princesses and princes. It was the best time ever. Until I met... DUN DUN DUN... Chad. He talked with an INSANE lisp, and was annoying and VERY overweight. But he WAS the last man demon... Eh, screw that, I had Bully. We walked up, brandishing our candy swords made of butts. (They farted when we stabbed things ^-^) I poked the ground and watched him, "Hello Chad Demon..." "Oh, hello peoplesss..." He said, shaking his arms like a retard t-rex. "Prepare to meet your DOOM. As in your death, you know?" I responded, crossing my mutated horse arms. "Oh, thatsss cool, I wasss gonna kill myssself with cheessseburgerssss anywayssss.." He said, his fat man face giggling with sadness. "Oh... Ohhhhhhh.. OH NO!" I yelled like Dane Cook. (he's a Pegan God) "I SHALL KILL YOU MYSELF!" "Thank you, Jordyn, I will alwayssss remember you.." He yelled as I stabbed through his face, the sword farting immensly. "Goodbye Chad Demon..." I said softly, throwing up the dueces as I lead Bully back to Lucifer. We arrived after a long walk. "You tasks are done the oh Highest Demon." He frowned up from his book on bean stalks. "Well Jordyn, it looks like I messed up a bit." I flicked my beautiful eyelashes at him, my long nails scraping my face in half. "What do you mean oh dear Lucifer?" "Wellllllllll it looks like you DIDN'T have to kill all those demons... We had already found the killer and I knew nothing of it. So now, I have to kill myself before the hellfacedemondogs are set on me by the Pegan Gods of Amazingness." He said, his eyes dripping tears of blood and sweat. "No Lucifer! Don't go!" I yelled. "It's too late, this is a hologram, your just dreaming. Now wake up stupid." He said, kicking me with his massive foot.

I woke up in a cold sweat, Dahvie still hugging me. "What... The... Hell..." I whispered, staring at the picture of Satan on my ceiling.