"Are you sure this will work, man?"
"For the last time Dean, yes!"
"I don't know Sammy…he's still an angel."
"Yes he is. But he's also Gabriel. And if there's one thing Gabriel loves it's a big ass giant candy bar."
"Well what about you?"
"Huh?"
"You said "if there's one thing Gabriel loves" and if there's one thing the midget loves more than sweets , it's you dude."
"WHAT?! No! He doesn't even like me Dean. Does Mystery Spot ring any bells?"
*Insert Bitchface*
"I don't know man, the guy killed his big brother to save you. Something—Something like that..I sure as hell couldn't do. Sure sounds like love to me."
"Dean-"
"Welp, let's call the S.O.B."
"Gabriel we need you. Could you ple-"
"Yo! What's up bitches?"
"Gabriel, we need your help."
"We got a hoard of vamps in town and we could really use some backup."
"We know that the nest is on the outskirts of town. Will you give us a hand?"
"Outskirts?"
"Outskirts?"
*Insert Bitchface*
"Are you going to help us or not?!"
"And just why in the world would I hel-
Oh.
My.
Dad.
Is that…"
"Yep. And all yours too if you help."
"Bribery Winchester? I didn't think you had it in ya. But what makes you think that this will make me want to help you with your little shark problem?"
"You can borrow Sam for a day."
"WHAT?!"
"Deal."
*snap*
"Dean, what the hell? Wh- Hey! Let go of me Gabriel! Let go! Dean!?
"See you later Sammy. Have fun with your boyfriend."
"Dean! Oh my god! Gabe! You better get your hand of my ass!
Dean!
Dean!
Dean!"
"….Are they gone?"
"Yeah. You can come out now Cas."
"That was a very close call Dean."
"Yeah. I wish Sam wouldn't just bust through the door all the time when he gets a good idea."
"Where is Sam now?"
"Gabriel."
"Ah. Is that wise?"
"I don't know, but I'm sure gonna use this time to finish what we started earlier."
"So, what color was I again?"
"Right hand on red I believe…"