Blackmail
Key
Sentences/ words that are bold and in italics, are direct thoughts.
Random italic words in a sentence are emphasis.
"Italics with speech marks" signify that what is being said within the speech marks is some distance away.
Bold is Onomatopoeia.
"Bold, italic, and speech marks" signify telepathic speech.
A/N- Me again, this is something which suddenly came to me, so I started writing notes, and ended up writing a whole chapter! In this case, the "Bold, italic, and speech marks" don't signify telepathic speech, but something else… Enjoy!
By the way, the characters will probably seem OOC, and possible not seem the same in every chapter.
Oh, and sorry if the formatting is weird om any of my stories, it dseemed all right before, but today when I was uploading this, words kept being missed out, whole sections would be repeated- aaarrrggghhh!
Disclaimer- Yay! I get to do whatever I want with Kai, coz I bought him off e-bay for a squid! No joke, a squid!
Chapter 1- Hakuna MatataYay! I get to do whatever I want with Kai, coz I bought him off e-bay for a squid! No joke, a squid!
What's that sound? Ray had gone to Kai's hotel room to see if he wanted to go with them for a sight-seeing tour, maybe see some amateur blading, but when he got to the door, he heard something that made him think something strange was going on. Was Kai singing? Quickly, Ray got out the state of the art digital camera Mr Dickenson had given to him for his birthday and that he was intending to take on the sightseeing tour with him, switching it on to record movie mode.
Pushing at the door, he found it was unlocked, so he swung it wide open. At first all he could see was vast spaces of plush cream carpet. Ray purred as he took his slippers of and dug his toes in the carpet, it almost made him want to roll around in it. But enough of that, back to the matter at hand.
Creeping forward like the neko-jin he was, Ray made his way to the dining area of Kai's suite, which was where his pointy ears determined the singing came from.
Peering around the corner of the wall, Ray's jaw dropped open at the sight of Kai dancing on the table, coke bottle in his hand for a microphone- he had to record this!
"Hakuna Matata,
What a wonderful phrase;
Hakuna Matata,
Ain't no passing craze.
It means no worries,
For the rest of your days;
It's our problem free,
PHILOSOPHY!
Hakuna Matata,
Hakuna Matata;
Hakuna Matata,
Mm mm mm mm mm;
Hakuuuna Matataa,
Hakuna Matatata... Oh Yeah!"
Ray clamped his hand over his mouth to avoid giggling when Kai half bent over, bending his arms at his side, and giving an enthusiastic wiggle of his hips and butt. During the song, Kai had pranced around like the cartoon characters did in the movie when they were on the log, waving his 'microphone' around.
Wow, Ray thought, if Ice Prince Kai is able to let loose like that, then the rest of us should be able to achieve wonders. Wow, maybe I should go phone Mariah, ask her out…
Ray glanced back at Kai thoughtfully, who was now attempting to break-dance. Then again, maybe it was an omen; it was pretty bad, though a few notes had been okay. What was he saying? It was terrible. Ray cheered up again and walked to the front door after switching his camera off.
"Who's there?" Kai called from the dining-room.
Ray waited until Kai saw him.
"What did you want?" Kai asked, Ice Prince mask back on again.
"Nothing," Ray replied, "just wanted to see if you wanted to join us guys for a day out. Sightseeing and stuff- nothing special."
Kai held his gaze for a while and nodded, "I'll be there in a minute."
"Great," Ray said, then turned and walked out the door with a spring in his step, on the way to call Mariah.
"Hakuna Matata,
What a wonderful phrase…" Ray sang softly as he walked out the door, whistling the rest of the song.
Kai's eyes narrowed as Ray wiggled his hips, catching sight of the camera in the Chinese boy's hand, and shut the door between them. Ray could blackmail him with that, if he wanted to. The only way he could stop that neko-jin from revealing his secret was to find his own blackmail material. To stop him, Kai needed to catch Ray in the act of something, something embarrassing…
He smirked.
A/N- hope you liked it! What will happen next time, will Kai get what he wants to of Ray, or will he catch someone else doing 'something embarrassing'?
Oh, and I hope I didn't offend anyone when I made Kai unable to sing, I personally think that except for this fic, Kai can definitely sing- he's too gorgeous not to be able to!
Thank you for reading, and please review. Oh, and I don't own the song.