Warning: Pure Crack-fic.
"LOOK AT ME! I'M THE DANCING ASS BOY!" Hitsugaya shrieked as he waved his ass in front of a crowd of Shinigami.
"Oh my goodness!"
"Don't Look at him!"
"Good Gods!"
Rangiku was walking from a makeup store and wondered what was the commotion over there.
'What's going on over there..?' She thought and pushed past the crowd and her face paled at what she saw.
"TAICHOU!" She screamed. "IT'S THE WIENER AND BEANS, FOLKS! AND IT CAN SQUIRT OUT TWO LIQUIDS! WANNA SEE?"
Hitsugaya was picked up by two strong arms and carried off.
"LET GO, FOOL! I FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND STING LIKE A BEE!" Hitsugaya boomed.
"I'VE FOUGHT LIONS AND TIGERS AND GORILLAS! AND I'LL FIGHT SUPERMAN AND GODZILLA!"
"TAI-CHOU!" He looked towards the owner of the voice and stared right into a face of a seriously pissed-off Rangiku.
"Oh, It's just you, Rangiku." Rangiku twitched in anger. "'Just me', Taichou! 'JUST ME?'" She growled at him.
Hitsugaya widened his eyes in fear and ran off.
"GET YOUR CANDY ASS BACK HERE!" Rangiku sped after him.
"YOU HAVE BLOATED TITS!" Hitsugaya laughed his ass off as he kept running away to the horizon.
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!" The scream was echoed throughout SS.
the end.