Sgt. Frog/Pani Poni Dash!
Chapter 1: Girly Keroro presents: Everyday I'm Schoolin'!
As Keroro wiped up the floor and cleaned the dishes, he noticed something. He could go to school to learn about Earth's weaknesses! It's brilliant!, he thinks, We'll desguise ourselves as normal Pekoponian children and learn their weaknesses! KERO, KERO, KERO!
But then he realized something. Natsumi would KILL HIM. He could imagine Natsumi's voice saying, It's off to the FANCY FRENCH RESTURANT for YOU! Man, she'll rip our skin off for sure., he thinks.
For the next hour, Keroro had been searching for schools online, and for some reason he thought he picked the perfect one.
Momotsuki High School.
So he went to Kululu's lab and ordered (Actually, he begged) him to make a ray gun that turns them into perfectly normal-looking human high school students.
Kululu does his normal 'ku ku ku' laugh and says, "Only if I can make it kinda hurt when shot at, then I'm in."
Keroro walked out of Kululu's lab, giddy and full of glee. EVIL GLEE.
The next morning, Keroro ordered everyone in his platoon (INCLUDING DORORO THIS TIME) to get their froggy butts to his room IMMEDIATELY. He explained the whole operation to the other 4.
Giroro rolled his eyes, thinking, Of all the invasion plans he comes up with, THIS is just plain ridiculous.
Tamama looked at Keroro a little funny and thought, Is he nuts?
Dororo thinks, Why would he call me here? He always forgets about me. *sniff*
Kululu just laughs like he usualy does and shows the ray gun.
Keroro finishes his invasion plan explanation and yells, "FIRE WHEN READY, KULULU!"
Kululu quickly fires the gun at himself and the others, and while being hit, the frogs yelled in pain because the gun's ray felt like pins and needles. After that traumatic experience, the frogs looked in the mirror and were surprised.
"We did it, men! WE- wait. Why are there round spots on my chest?"
Kululu's gun turned them into humans, all right. But they weren't boys.
THEY WERE GIRLS!
Keroro whacked Kululu on the head and yelled, "NINCOMPOOP! I WANTED TO BE A BOY, NOT A GIRL! OH, YOU LITTLE-"
"Go on, hit me. I must've had the dial set to 'girl'. Oh, wait. THERE IS NO DIAL! Ku~ ku ku ku!"
Kululu's bad attitude wasn't helping Keroro, so he started to hit him anime-slapstick style untill Tamama yells, "Sarge! We're gonna be late for school!"
Keroro stops and sighs.
"There is NO WAY that we're going to survive the first day."
To be continued in Chapter 2: 'Letters to a ten-year-old teacher', where Pani Poni Dash gets mixed in and everything gets even STUPIDER!