I am an NPC. I am a generic, faceless silhouette of a man among a sea of generic faceless silhouettes. That's not something most people would be proud to say, but I am proud. I am proud because I am one part of the great back bone which supposedly supports Gameindustri, and I have been given the chance to represent my people as emissary to the four Goddesses to whom we NPCs pray. To that end, I was given the official title of Representative, and more importantly, I was given the name Chet….

That might not sound too impressive, but believe me when I say that having a name is a big thing for us NPCs. I even bolded the letters to show how important it is. I remember my grandparents were doing backflips when I told them I was given a promotion.

"My boy has a name! My boy has a name!" My I've never seen my grandad so excited….

Anyways, I come from the nation of Lowee, and as my first duty as Representative Chet – loving the name – is to speak with our nation's Goddess, the CPU Lady White Heart, whom I was told went out for the forest for the a walk. I could have waited in the Basilicom for Lady White Heart's return, but my dreams of actually appearing in a scene got the better of me, and I left for the forest in search of her.

As I trek across the snow covered ground of Lowee, I can't help but wonder what my first scene with Lady White Heart will be like. Maybe I'll be attacked by monsters, and Lady White Heart will come rescue me! Ooh! I can't wait to see Lady White Heart's beautiful loli figure come to my aide. Lady White Heart, the Black Hearted! The White Loli Goddess of Rage! Lady White Heart, my heart skips a beat at the thought of you!

"Aaaaa!" Surprisingly, that was not the sound of me squeeing like teenage purger meeting Taylor Lautner in a coffee shop. It was another NPC. I know because he has a male voice, and there are no important males in Gameindustri, this is an amazon state. "Help me!"

"Who's there?" I called out to my ailing NPC brother.

"Help! Help!?" He pleaded, scampering over to me and hiding behind my back. "You have to talk some sense into her! She's crazy!"

"What are you talking about? Who is 'she'?" I asked as the bedeviling feeling of déjà vu at the back of my mind gnaws at me. "Wait…. I know this scene!"

"There you are, you shit head!" The furious tone of the most beautiful of all the Goddesses comes to me. Harsh like a blizzard at the peak of Winter, that voice soothes may excitement like a rasp on the eardrum. "You thought you could hide from me, you pig? Get out from behind your friend, or I'll slice you both in to bacon strips!"

My goodness…, I think I'm in love!

To put it simply, she is beautiful…. I thought I was blessed to have been given a name, but to be able to witness such glorious…! I am forever humbled….

Lady White Heart in her HDD state is beautiful beyond description. Her petite, loli frame, her commanding red eyes and goddess's pupils, and even her A-cups – her glorious pettanko A-Cups scream out beauty unparalleled! I am treated to the sight of her short blue hair and outgrown forelocks, and her white plug-suit is…! Mm! I can't even form proper sentences! I am awestruck by the glory of my nation's Goddess! Giant axe in hand, and robotic combat frame affixed to her loli body, Lady White Heart, you are the reason for our nation's success! Your beauty triumphs over all! The CPU of Lowee! Magnificence incarnate!

"Hey, you!" She called out to me! I can't believe it. "Get your ass out of the way, or get ready to lose it!"

I am actually sharing a scene with Lady White Heart! My prayers have been answered! The Goddesses smile upon me! Actually she's glaring and scowling at me, but I'm so happy that I don't mind! "Aaaaah!" I squeed!

Lady White Heart, for all of her glorious wrath, looked confused at the sound of my squee.

"What kind of pervert are you…?" asked Lady White Heart.

"Hey, are…. Are you alright, buddy? You look like you're having a much better time than I am!"

"Lady White Heart, please permit this humble NPC the honour of speaking to you!" I despise myself for sounding so boisterous, but I cannot allow myself for even a single second to go unnoticed by my Lady White Heart. "I have seen this scene before (on Youtube for scenes with the DLC), and if I may be so humble as to assess the situation, I don't believe that I would be incorrect!"

"The hell is wrong with this pervert?" asked Lady White Heart.

"Correct me if I am wrong, but this man made jest of your modest bosom, did he not?"

"Yeah, what's it to you?" Lady White Heart was still a comely goddess even as her patience wore thin.

"Is also true that you now wish to 'kill 'em dead", as it were?" Forgive me for answering you with a question m'lady.

"That's right, if you get that, MOVE!" She barked orders at me! Ooh! This sensual feeling is EXTOOOOOORDINARY!

"Hey, buddy, are… are you even trying to help my case?" asked my soon to be fallen brother.

"Lady White Heart, let it be known that this humble servant spares no pity for suicidal stupidity!" with my piece said, I out my brother in a hold, and readied for the inevitable. "This servant shall fulfill his duty, Lady White Heart!"

"H-Hey! What are you doing?" My brother struggled and struggled, but he could not escape, for mine was the HOLD OF DESTINY! "You maniac! We-We'll both be killed!"

"Um…." From her titled stare, I knew that Lady White Heart sensed my devotion. "What the hell are you doing?"

"I am holding him for you, Lady White Heart!"

"Well, thanks…. That's nice and all, but you know that I'm a CPU, and I'm not good at holding back…." I couldn't believe my ear. Lady White Heart was expressing concern for my well being! Ungh! I feel so alive…. "If I hit you like this…, you might die…."

"I am a named NPC, Lady White Heart! It is our life expectancy is non-existant! Insurance companies refuse to cover us! THIS IS MY DESTINY!"

My brother was still struggling to escape my HOLD OF DESTINY, but he was still weak to the power of righteousness. "You named assholes are crazy! Let me go!"

"Well okay…. No pity for suicidal stupidity, after all…." Lady White Heart boomeranged my words! I HAVE ARRIVED IN PARADISE! "What's you're name, anyways?"

To even ask me my name…. Lady White Heart, you are the apotheosis of both beauty and humility.

"My name is Representative Chet, I am your humble servant, and no fate would satisfy me greater than to be struck by your blade!"

"Well…. Okay, get ready for it! I'm coming in hot!" Lady White Heart, introduce me to DESTINY! MY DESTINY!

"I am ready, LADY WHIIIIIITE HEART! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"I'm not!" Accept our destiny, my brother! This is the greatest of honors! "Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go! AHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOO!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH – this is the greatest day of my life – AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Third Break!"

Even her explosions are beautiful….

…

I was killed. Such is the destiny of a named NPC. To be killed in service to my goddess is the highest honor for my kind, so forgive me for my reaction when I woke up on the Basilicom floor an hour later.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

My ultimate destiny has yet to come, it would seem….