Jackass Potter
Harry Potter wanted to be just like his daddy. Everyone said he was just like him. He looked like him, he acted like him, he was good at Quidditch like him... The only difference was that James was an animagus, but Harry wasn't. Harry decided to change that. He and his two friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger studied for many months until they were able to perform the charms and make the potions to become animagi. So, one day during their sixth year at Hogwarts, they had a private ceremony near the Whomping Willow. Hermione was first to perform the final bit of magic to transform her into an animal. She bacame enshrouded (is that a real word?) in sparkles of magic. She began to shrink and change colors as her arms became wings. She was a Pheonix. Ron went next. Unsurprisingly, he became a weasel. It was Harry's turn. He wondered what he would become. He knew that he would transform into an animal that would suit his character. He fell forward onto his arms, but realized that they were hoofed legs. He felt two longs thigs growing out of his head. Harry felt complete happiness. I'm becoming a stag, just like my dad! he thought. But, when the transformation was complete, Harry Potter was a complete and total JACKASS!!. Even in their animal forms, Ron and Hermione exploded with laughter. When they transformed back into theirselves, Ron said, "Hey, we can have nicknames like your dad, Harry! How about 'Wings, Snout, and JACKASS!! From that day on, Harry never heard the end of it from Ron. Until one day, Harry was about to have a fight with Malfoy when Voldemort showed up. Harry didn't have his wand so Voldemort thought that he had him cold. So, he was about to kill both Harry and Malfoy, when Harry suddenly becomes A GIANT FLAMING JACKASS!! Needless to say, Voldemort died laughing on the spot. You would think that Malfoy would thank Harry for saving his life but, instead he made fun of him for the rest of his life for being such a DUMBUTT JACKASS!! So if you've ever wondered why a JACKASS muggle like you hasn't been killed by You-Know-Who, now you know that it's because of JACKASS Potter.