OURAN KINGDOM Alternative Universe
Yes, Ouran the anime is finished... Sigh... So while we pray/wait for the second season I will present a a bunch of Alternative Universes! YAY! Well first I present a kingdom type world.
Disclaimer: Seriously though, do we really need to put this? Look, If I owned the thing I wouldn't put it on "Fanfiction" I would put it on "Legalownerorsomething". But I digress, I don't own Ouran, any of the characters in it, or even a house. All I own is a computer and a cardboard box that I live in oO
Disclaimer of Disclaimer: If I actually do happen to own Ouran please let me know and ignore the first disclaimer. Thank you. (Humor me and just laugh)
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Chapter 1: Revamping the cast
King Tamaki burst dramatically into the throne room "My royal subjects! I, your king, have just made a horrifying discovery!" He posed, with a look of extreme seriousness on his face to enfisize the importance of what he was to say, "As you know, the common folk use this strange substance called "fertilizer" in their gardens to make their food grow magically from the ground!" He changed his pose to one of horror in which he stared at his hands and wiggled his fingers "I, your humble king, have found a man trying to pass off PIG DROPPINGS as this magical substance!" His eyes grew wide and his fingers moved faster, "And he tried to tell me, THE KING, that THAT was fertilizer!" His arm swung up to his face and he fell against a pillar for support, his eyes wide and showing that he had seen horrors this world should not hold. "The rotting, flea-infested, nostril offending-"
"Milord we're trying to eat"
King Tamaki realized, to his horror, that not only were the only people in the room his two jesters, sitting cross-legged on the floor, but also that they had taken to the idea of having a picnic in a not-so-cleanly-fashion all over it.
King Tamaki forget what he was discribing and adapting according to the new situation presented to him. He threw his hands to his head and bent his knees "ARG! WHAT IN THE KINGDOM HAVE YOU TWO DOUPLEGANGERS DONE TO MY THRONE ROOM!"
"We haven't done anything!" The jesters were, in-fact, mirror images who spoke at the same time, and at this exceedingly unfair accusation they they turned to each other and exchanged looks of indignation, each holding a chicken leg in their outward hand.
King Tamaki was pointing at them and yelling, "ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS IS NOTHING! AND WHERE ARE MY GUARDS! I CAN'T BELIVE THEY LEFT YOU TWO RUFFINS IN MY PRECIOUS THROWNROOM UNSUPERVISED!"
As king Tamaki got involved in yet another monolouge, to which his audience was selectively deaf, his royal adviser Kyoya, Who was rumored to be ruling behind the sceans, slipped in and watched from the doorway, jotting down the kings reaction to this particular situation for future reference. After he had finished his closed his book and stepped forward clapping his hands twice, "All right you two, thats enough. The cleaning staff will deal with this in a couple of hours"
The jesters went "Awww... jeezzz..."and tossed their half eaten drumsticks carelessly over their shoulders, to which king Tamaki immediately tried to strangle them, but wound up slipping in pudding and landing on his face instead. He grumbled something about the wrong person getting the "King's respect"
At all the loud crashing noise the two guard at the opposite entrance had come in. Sir Hunny, the strongest knight, despite his cute exterior, took out a little plastic fan and hit each of the two jestures (who were rolling uncontrollably on the floor laughing) smartly (but not hard) on the head. He then preceded to tell them to "Tell the king sorry" or he'd "Never let them hold Bun-Bun/Usa-Chan ever again". The second guard, Sir Mori, picked the king up and set him on his feet, the king himself was spluttering and seemed to be having a great deal of trouble finding words terrible enough to call the twins. (Without swearing of course, Refined kings don't swear)
"You two are getting way out of control!" he finally spluttered, "Yesterday you put a bucket of water over my chamber door, and last week you filled my food with dead insects! You're supposed to me amusing me! Not AMUSING YOURSELVES WITH ME-ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION!"
Sensing that their jobs may be in danger the two turned had to each other about halfway through the Kings rave and held one-another in a dramatic embrace. (It was an easy way to change to topic)
The lower of the two looked shamefully at the ground as his eyes began to water, he tried to push himself weakly away from his brother "I'm so sorry Hikaru... You're being scolded for my selfish little amusements... Because of me we might loose our jobs and be forced too... too sloup pigs!" He looked desperately into the eyes of his twin before turning back away in shame, "In... in order to get enough money to send back to our starving family in the country we landed a job here and might loose it all because of me!"
The higher of the two, Hikaru, pulled the lower towards him and pulled his face up to his so they were staring into each other's eyes, speaking to him in a strong voice, "Don't you ever say anything like that ever again Kauru. We both did those horrible things together and we'll get out of them together. Even if we must do something as degrading as feeding pigs, we will always do it together." By this time King Tamaki was positively bawling at the desperate situation of these two young men and swareing up and down he'd never forsake them.
Kauru's face held both fear and gratitude, "Hikaru..."
"I really don't understand why that ploy saves you every time your about to be sacked"
Hikaru and Kauru brook their gaze in order to look at new-comer, their faces lighted up "Ahh! Haruhi!" They let go of each other and bounded over to the new boy.
Actually this boy was a girl. However in the Kingdom it was forbidden for females to carry certain positions. (Not within Tamaki's power to change) Haruhi had been traveling with her father, applied for the position of messenger, not knowing the law and being mistaken for male, and wound up being the most competent messenger they had ever had. In effect, once her sex had been reveled (Known, coincidentally only be the people in the Throne room at this very moment) King Tamaki had decided it the utmost importance that this be kept in strict confidence. (Haruhi herself had nothing against finding another job). She often doubled as a castle servant, serving tea mostly...
She managed to fend off the twins affection greeting and pulled out a letter written in curly handwriting. She handed this to Tamaki, who was yelling at the twins again. When he realized the bit of parchment under his nose his entire attitude switched to "prince- charming mode." He took the letter tenderly from her hands "Thank you my dear, your loyalty to me reminds me of a daughter, would you mind if I called you my daughter?"
"I think that would blow my cover Senpi"
This sudden insert of common scene through the king for a moment, "I've been meaning to ask you... Why do you call me Senpi?"
Haruhi thought about it for a second and then looked confused. "I have no idea..."