(A/N another new Wicked story! I really can't help it, it's just so fun writing them because it's such a different world! If you guys don't know, I'm obsessed with literary vlogs on YouTube...primarily Green Gables Fables, Jules and Monty, and Misselthwaite Archives. So with my love of them I've decided to write a story about wicked as our favorite green protagonist was a vlogger...it might work or it might not. Thought I'd give it a shot! These are going to be pretty short, just because Elphaba is 'making' 5 minute long vlogs. Also, there will be parts I'll be calling interludes that don't have any talking but just descriptions of what is going on sort of like a montage I guess.)

She adjusted the camera on her desk trying to get the best angle before finally hitting the record button.

As the video opens, we see a shockingly green girl. Early 20's with the darkest shade of black hair done into a side braid. She has high cheek bones, bold brows, and chocolate brown eyes...she's beautiful, but many can't see past the green skin. She's dressed in a navy v-neck t shirt and and a grey hoodie. On her arms are leather and cloth bracelets that look as if they were picked up at a festival or street vendor.

"Hello..." She begins with an awkward wave. "Okay, I sound really awkward greeting a camera...oh well."

"Hi, so I've decided to start making weekly vlogs. I've watched a lot on OzTube and I think these will really help me remember my college experience...

"I should probably introduce myself. My name is Elphaba, I'm 20 years old and I'm from Munchkinland in Oz. I live with my father and my little sister who will also be joining me on this journey...of college not the vlogs. Ness is far too shy to ever vlog herself. What else? Other than the obvious" She gestures to her skin. "Which by the way, if anyone comments asking if I ate grass as a kid I'm probably going to delete your comment, not because I'm ashamed of my skin more so ashamed of your stupidity. I'm planning on majoring in either physics or environmental science...I'm leaning towards environmental science, I've always loved the outdoors, animals, and Animals and it really makes me sad to see what Oz has become...the pollution, landfills...you get the point."

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"And that's my phone..." She looks down at her smartphone. "My dad want to know if I'm ready...he'd rather text his daughter than speak to her...typical, so typical!" She looks sad for a minute before catching herself. "Any ways, our flight leaves for Gillikin at 4 in the afternoon and then I'm finally free."

"Hey Fabala can you help..." The door opens and reveals a fair girl in a wheelchair. She has honey brown hair, green eyes and is wearing a floral cardigan paired with a summer dress. "What are you doing?" She says eyeing the camera in suspicions but also adjusting herself so that she is camera ready.

"Just recording a video diary Ness. What do you need?"

"Are you sure that's safe? What will daddy say?"

"It's safe Ness, and dad won't care..."

"Alright, if you're sure. Can you help me get my makeup case off of my vanity?"

"Sure. I'll be right there."

"Thanks." She wheels herself out of the room closing the door behind her.

"That was my little sister...can you see the family resemblance? You'll have to get used to my sarcasm. That's Nessarose or as I call her Ness as you can see she's 'tragically beautiful' everyone says that about her...whereas I'm...hmmm I'm beautifully tragic. Yeah, that sums it up...I guess that's where I'll end it for now. I'm not sure when I'll upload next but it'll be sometime next week after I get settled. Bye."