"I know I shouldn't, but I love him! Why can't you understand that?"
Neji screamed at his team-mates and sensei, tears beginning to form in his eyes.
"But Neji…" Tenten approached him, her hands extended to grasp his shoulders but he pulled away from her as she drew closer. He grasped his arms tightly and looked down, body trembling with the force of his tears.
"No! I won't hear it! We'll elope!"
"Neji, what does he give you? Think about it." Lee implored him.
"He understands me!" Neji wipes at tears, "He…he's tolerant, and I know I can tell him anything…and don't get me started on the sex! He's a sex-god!" By now Neji's tears had stopped and he was over-exaggerating his emotions with his hand movements.
Gai solemnly walked to Neji, placing a hand on his shoulder and drawing in a deep breath. "Neji…he's a squirrel…"
Neji hit away Gai's hand. "He was heart-broken and he came to me!" Again Neji was crying, his voice nearly hysterical.
"How can a squirrel be heartbroken?" Gai's face twisted into an expression of confusion as did his other two students.
"Lee…he saved his life when he had an exploding tag on him…" Suddenly Neji wheeled around to point at Lee and scream, "Then you left him! He loved you and you crushed him!"
Neji turned to walk away, stopping long enough to let a squirrel running up him to sit on his shoulder. They watched Neji leave and Tenten turned to Gai. "Is he crazy?"
"No, Tenten, he's not crazy."
"Are you sure Sensei?" Lee looked up at his Sensei, whole heartedly believing that his team mate was crazy.
"I'm sure, Lee…he's not crazy…he's a sex addict and upset that Naruto won't sleep with him.'
From the forest moans can be heard. Gai stared blankly.
"No…never mind…I'm going with the crazy theory."
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I wrote this at eleven at night and it is also my first one that I've uploaded, so…..please be nice! Oh and the squirrel is from book six for those that are wondering.