Disclaimer- Don't own Inuyasha or Monty Python!
First chapter is REALLY short, but I'll make second chapter up REAL soon!
Warning! This fanfic is a story by an Inuyasha fan, who is also a Monty Python fan, who also is a fanfic fan, who is also done by a caffeine high authoress.
If you are an Inuyasha fan, CLOSE YOUR EYES and RUN! If you are a Monty Python fan, CLOSE YOUR EYES and RUN! If you are both, than sit tight and listen to depressing elevator music in your head, as you are about to embark on the weirdest 'Inuyasha Movie,' EVER!
"Our story starts off with the young highschool girl jumping down a well and ending up in feudal era of Japan. Where demons, samurais, monks, sacred jewels that can make the dead come back to life, and bring chaos and destruction, and what not, roamed in the not-so-quiet way of life. She is a companioned by a little fox kid, a cat thingy, a perverted monk, an underpayed demon slayer, and a hanyou," says the narrator.
Inuyasha, Kagome, Shippo, Sango, and Miroku, turn their heads on hearing a strange voice echoing everthying they do, coming from all directions.
"Uh-Huh… Kagome are you auditing me again?"
"Nope, not this time Inu."
"And lo, the merry group starts walking down an endless road, in search of the Shikon Jewel shards, which were scattered to the four winds, AND IT WAS ALL KAGOME'S FAULT!"
"No it wasn't!" shouts Kagome.
"Yeah, and we aren't merry either!" shouts Sango.
"Yeah, we aren't even walking yet!" shouts Shippo, sitting on Kagome's shoulder, who doesn't walk(or do anything else) anyways.
"Whatever.. The soon-to-be walking, group of miss fits-"
"Will you get on with it!" grumbles Miroku.
"Alright all ready! reads script faster As-the-group-heads-off-in-search-of-missing-jewel-shards-a-stranger-runs-up-towards-them-on-the-road! There, are you happy now?"
"YES!"they all shouted.
"huff I have runned, far and wide-"
"Don't you mean 'Ran'?" corrects Kagome.
"We speak Japanese, so it doesn't matter if my grammar is bad, anyways, I have RAN far and wide in search of the a hanyou with silver hair and white ears."
"You mean me?" says Inuyasha.
"I don't see any one else with silver hair, and white ears around here," says stranger.
"Sorry, I'm not buying anything," says Inuyasha,
"Nono, I'm not selling anything! You see, my name is Nashiki, and my village was attacked by a powerful spider demon!"
"Hmm, if we DON'T go and get involved, this plot will not move forward, right?" says Inuyasha.
"Right!"
"Well, it looks as if we are going to HAVE to help you then."
"And so the non-merry group of miss fits, consisting of a little fox kid, a cat thingy, a perverted monk, an underpayed demon slayer, a hanyou, and now accompanied by a sweaty villager named Nashiki, go to save his village. But is this any ordinary powerful-spider-demon? Will we see any of the other characters from the show? And will the authoress quit drinking my coffee while I speak? Find out next time in the next chapter."
P.S.-REVIEWS!