Okay so this whole chapter is pretty much an authors note and I decided to publish it for 3 reasons: I need to make sure I

Okay so this whole chapter is pretty much an authors note and I decided to publish it for 3 reasons: I need to make sure I know how to publish/post these and I just want to explain the idea and the character match up list.

Okay so my idea is pretty much a mix of my two favorite stories-twilight and the princess bride- and I decided that I would use the twilight characters in the princess bride storyline.

Disclaimer: I do NOT own the super-fantabulous Twilight characters OR The Princess Bride

Character match up ( who is who if you have seen the movie )

Buttercup……………………………………………………………… Bella

Wesley…………………………………………………………………... Edward

Fezzik……………………………………………………………………. Emmett

Inyego……………………………………………………………………. Jasper

Humperdink…………………………………………………………… Mike

Miracle Max………………………………………………………….. Carlisle

Valerie (Maxes wife)……………………………………………Esme

6 Fingered Man……………………………………………………. James

The Albino………………………………………………………………. Rosalie

Vezzini? (guy who says inconceivable)……………… Jacob

King………………………………………………………………………….. Tyler

Annoying Pastor…………………………………………………….. Alice

Crazy old lady from the dream………………………….. Jessica

Giant Rat………………………………………………………………… JACOB!! (a.n. I don't like him very much….. have you noticed)

I forgot his name so yea…

2 reasons: I could imagine Alice with that kind of lisp and I couldn't think of anyone else so I just used Rosalie, bear with me please.

Do you think that would be interesting or should I just not write it…. My real first chapter will be up as soon as I can. PLEASE REVIEW!

p.s. I am a very slow writer and I am busy but I will post as fast as I can and if you want to flame please give reasons why ( eg I hate this because…. )