Family Feud

Family Feud

Let's Get Retarded, in here...

And the bass keeps runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and
runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and runnin' runnin', and...

In this context, there's no disrespect, so when I bust my ryhme, you break your necks.
We got five minutes for us to disconnect from all intellect and like the ripple effect
Bout' to lose her inhibition. Follow your intuition. Free your inner-soul and break away from tradition.
Cause when we be out,the girl is wanna be down. You won't believe how we wow shout out.
Burn till it's burned out, turn it till it's turned out, act up from north, west, east, south.

"KANKURO!, YOU BETTER TURN THAT SHIT OFF!" yelled gaara with sleep in his voice (a/n I feel like making gaara be able to sleep, deal with it) banging against the wall between him and his brother

then he heard kankuro yell back "COMMON GAARA! ITS DA PEAZ!" and then he turned it louder, LOUDER OF ALL THINGS

Everybody (ye-a!), everybody (ye-a!), let's get into it (Yea!).
Get stoopid (come on!).
Get retarded (come on!), get retarded (come on!), get retarded.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Let's get retarded (ha), let's get retarded in here.
Yeah.

Lose control, of body and soul.
Don't move too fast people, just take it slow.
Don't get ahead, just jump into it.
Y'all hear about it, the Peas'll do it.
Get started, get stoopid.
Don't worry 'bout it, people we'll walk you through it
Step by step, like the infant new kid,
Inch by inch with the new solution.
Transmit hits, with no dilution.
The feeling's irresistible and that's how we move it.

By this part gaara was pissed right off, he got up, got his gourd and dragged it into the hallway, and broke his brothers door right of the hinges

"gaara, you coulda just knocked yo…why are you taking the cork of your gou… OW GAARA STOPIT, IM SORRY! OWOWOWOWOWOWOW AGHHH LEGS DON"T BEND THAT WAY! GAARA THAT'S MY FRIGGIN HAND! I NEED IT!" kankuro screamed at the top of his lungs, then gaara used his sand, wrapped it around his brothers sound system, and yelled "sabaku kyuu!" "GAARA! THAT COST ME 600 DOLLARS!!" kankuro started yelling but was interrupted by a pounding noise coming from his sisters room

kankuro and gaara looked at each other and then, they realized what was happening, they ran downstairs where he was supposed to be sleeping, and he wasn't there, then they looked at each other, then the stairs, then each other again

they rocketed up the stairs and up to there sisters room, they started trying to knock it off the hinges but, remembered that she put heavy dutie hinges on it because of gaaras "adventures" in cooking, they needed a different route

BANG

BANG

BANG

CRASH!

"OW GAARA, WHY'D YOU USE ME AS A BATTERING RAM!" kankuro cried, rubbing his head softly

"SHIKAMARU! GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OFF OF OUT INNOCENT AND PURE SISTER!!" gaara yelled with kankuro joining in at the end with and enthusiastic "YA!" and pointing menacingly at shikamaru who was…. Sitting next to there sister holding an xbox 360 controller

"what are you guys doing in my room?" temari asked them with an eyebrow raised

"we though you were… because of the…. And then we… blah" kankuro said then turned and left back to his room

"what was the banging we heard then?" gaara asked not taking his eyes off of a horrified chuunin from konoha

"oh, I kicked his ass in halo 2, and he slammed his head against the wall" she said pointing to a big bump on shikamarus forehead "wanna play winner?" she asked trying to break the tension in the room

"….on one condition…" gaara stated

"and whats that?" temari asked, scared of the answer

"….I get the red controller" gaara told them and sat down

moral of the story… don't think your sister is a whore XDXD

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