What the troll said.
Back in 1st year, when the troll attacked.
Hermione Granger was sinking against the wall, looking as though she was about to faint. The troll was advancing on her, knocking sinks off the wall as it went.
Blahhh…Blahhh…Blahhh.
(I'm skipping the part where Ron and Harry come in.)
Hermione had sunk to the floor in fright. Ron pulled out his wand- not knowing what he was going to do, he heard himself say the first thing that came to his mind.-
"Wingardium Leviosa!"
"You're saying it wrong," grunted the troll quite like Hermione had said earlier that day.
"It's Win-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, not leviosa."
"Thanks mate!" said Ron. Then he shouted the incantation.
The club flew out of the Troll's hand, rose high, high up into the air and turned over slowly and with a sickening crack, fell on its owners head. The troll swayed on the spot and then fell flat on its face.
"Me and my big mouth!" it grunted.
The end