Title~ Boxers or Briefs? (1/?)

Author~ Cristal

Email~ Talis13@yahoo.com

Rating~ PG13

Disclaimer~ All characters belong to the WWE. ;)

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Notes~ This is actually a challenge response from the KarenFic list located here- http://groups.yahoo.com/group/KarenFic So…answer to Candle's Challenge. ;)

Summary~ Bad comedy alert for future chapters. Lol…it's what I do…
can't help it really…



"Oh honestly!!! Why THIS again?!!?" Stacy asked with a
pout as she pointed at the match list in her hand. "I'd like to think
we can do more than this by now…"

Torrie nodded with a shrug. "Because…they want the men to
feel better about themselves so they make us trance around in our
underwear. It's psychological, I'm almost positive."

"It'd almost have to be." Stacy frowned as the paper
crumpled in her fist. "This is crappy though! The GUYS don't have to
do this!!!"

"I know, it's bad. Maybe we can do something about it…."

"Hey girls! What's happening?"

Torrie and Stacy looked up, meeting the bright hazel gaze
of Lita as she sat next to them. Stacy pushed the crumpled paper at
her friend. "See the match list yet?"

She shook her head, unwrinkling the paper and glancing at
it. She made a face. "Again? How much good does it do them to have
you wrestling in your underwear?"

"That's what we'd like to know!!!! I say we protest!"
Stacy replied with a pout.

"Great idea!" Torrie stood before glancing back at the
other two women. "What would be the best way to protest this though?"

Lita sat back before a grin escaped. "Why, go straight to
the top of course."

Stacy wrinkled her nose. "Talk to Vince?"

Lita snorted. "I said THE TOP. Everyone knows Vince does
NOT run the show: Linda does. And let's face it-"

"She likes us all and will go with it?" Stacy offered.

"Bingo!" Lita laughed. "Let's try and hunt her down.
This'll be fun!!!"



Linda sat in the office, quietly discussing the WWE
stocks with her husband as they compared notes over how to improve
things. Vince looked up at the knock on the door. "Come in."

Three women came in, all smiling brightly at him…wait,
all smiling brightly at Linda…must be a `woman-thing'…this can't be
good. "Good evening ladies…can we um…help you?"

Stacy pouted slightly as she waved the offending match
list in front of him. "Why do I and Torrie have to do ANOTHER bra and
panties match Vince?!? I want to learn how to actually wrestle and I
can't if my opponent is too busy trying to pull my clothes off!!"

"Well Stacy, the men pay good money to see all of our
performers. And, well, they do want matches like this every once in
awhile, so-"

"I don't care! I don't want to prance around the ring in
my underwear tonight!"

"Stacy-"

"Neither do I Vince." Torrie added with a shrug. "It gets
old. Well, old for us I guess you'd say And besides, the WOMEN pay
good money to see this show too."

"Vince, we were all thinking about this and had an idea
for you to make it up to all divas and female fans." Lita added,
charming smile in place.

He arched an eyebrow, not liking that smile. "Well, if I
can hear what this plan is-"

"Actually, we want to run it by Linda." She cut in.

"Now Lita-"

"Actually Vince, I'd like to hear about this." Linda
smiled at her husband. His stomach turned slightly because she was
giving him the same smile Lita had been a moment before.

"But Linda-"

"Vince." She frowned with a point towards the door. "Out.
Now."

His head bowed and he shuffled out the door. Lita grinned
at the other two divas, all of which were grinning at Linda now.



Stacy walked down the hallway, happier than she'd been in
weeks. She nodded greeting to a couple of guys and shared a grin with
another diva. She looked over with a smile as someone fell into step
beside her. "Hi!"

"Hey Stacy. You're in a good mood." He smiled at
her. "Something going on that I probably ought to know about?"

"Not yet Rob." She grinned at him. "But, you'll find out
later, I promise."

"I'll hold you to that you know." He replied.

"Good." She winked. "I'll catch you later!"

"Later Stacy."

She walked quickly down to the divas locker room that was
at the end of the hallway. Nope…no one there. She grinned again,
walking down to the commons room that was set up, monitors blaring
for the superstars. And it looked like everyone was there: she had to
stifle her giggling as she grabbed Torrie's hand, the two standing at
the back with a long line of Divas along the wall: Torrie, Stacy,
Trish, Lita, Molly, Jacqueline, Lillian and Terri. All of them
smiling…or rather, grinning like cats.

Everyone's attention turned to the monitor when Linda
McMahon's smug smiling presence was on the screen. "Good evening, WWE
fans. As head of the board of directors for the WWE, it is my great
pleasure to tell you about a new event our fine company will be
hosting." She delivered another smile.

"Now, as everyone knows, we like to cater to our fans:
give them what they want!" there was a cheer from the crowd. "Well,
our company feels that it has been ignoring the female fans wants."

"Hell yeah, fix it Linda!!"

All of the guys turned, looking back at Lita who just
waved sheepishly before pointing back at the monitor where Linda was
speaking once more. "Be that as it may, in a week's time, on
Smackdown, we'll be having a new event, especially for the ladies.
This night will include the normal things: a wet t-shirt contest, a
boxers and briefs match, and maybe even a few more things for the
women. The name for this night, which was so generously donated by
our lovely WWE Divas is `Boxers, Briefs or Undecided: Women's Night
of WWE'! Hope to see all of you ladies there!!!"

The screen cut and everyone, EVERYONE could hear the
screaming in the arena above them. All of them very female voices…
made them think of a meat market. Speaking of which…Big Show stood
towering over the women. "And just who's idea was THIS?!?"

Lita waved a hand with a grin. "Mine of course. But don't
worry. We all voted and you're being forced to wear pants that night.
You and Albert are anyway." She shuddered slightly before looking
around his massive shoulder with a perky smile. "All the rest of you
though…well, you won't be looking for any more bra and panties
matches for a long time. Cause, you're gonna be participating whether
you like it or not. We're still coming up with all kinds of FUN
events!"

Christian cocked his blonde head. "Fun for who though?"

All of the women just smiled.


End Chapter 1