This is a story I wrote a while back and it got a lot of support and love. Why is anyone's guess. To this day, I still have no idea. But I decided to repost it and see if my popularity for this story will rise or fall. Let's just call it my stupid little science experiment because I am bored okay? Anyway, the first chapter was erased on my mother's computer and had to be re-written. I only mention this in case people re-read this and think there's something different: there is.

Please review! If you reviewed the first time it was posted, REVIEW AGAIN! Arigatou goziamasu!

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of YYH or any other anime. I just wish I did.

Evil French Fries Take One: Hiei Wants French Fries.

One day, Hiei and Youko were in Hiei's home and they were watching TV. Youko was sitting back in his recliner, relaxing. Hiei was sitting on the floor, bored out of his mind. Suddenly, there was a giant rumbling throughout the house and Youko glared over at the little fire demon. Hiei's face was flushed with slight embarrassment. "I'm hungry." He said; rather unnecessary the comment was, since the loud growling had said it all. Getting up, Hiei skipped into the kitchen to look for something to eat.

Opening the refirdgerator, he looked inside. A poof of grew smoke emmitted from the freezer as he opened it. He jumped back and pulled out his sword, ready to strike. But all he found inside was a pair of frozen socks. With a disgusted look on his face, he turned his head towards the livingroom and yelled, "Youko! Did you have to freeze your socks again?!"

"Those aren't mine! They're Yusuke's!" Making another disgusted face, Hiei tried to avoid getting any closer to them and ignore their existance as he looked in the freezer for something to eat. There was nothing. Bags of empty food were strewn throughout the freezer to give off the appearance that they had food, but they were really straving. Broccolli, spinach puffs, corn, strawberries, and more were in the freezer with nothing inside them but mocking walls of whiteness. Hiei began to twitch.

"Everything is gone!" He cried in mortal agony. "Why? WHY? Yusuke ate it ALL?" Hiei then removed another bag from the freezer. "The Egg Rolls!? I was saving those!" He grumbled. After everything had been removed except Yusuke's frozen socks, there was one solitary bag hidden in back of the freezer. Not having much faith in finding anything in it, he reached back and set himself up for disappointment. But he did not have to be diasppointed. "FOOD!" Hiei cried, delighted. Smiling from ear to ear, the fire demon jumped down from the stool he was standing on and he danced around the kitchen happily. "French fries! Yes! I found some french fries! I found some french fries!" Skipping ocver to the oven, he preheated it and baked the french fries.

Half hour later, when the french fries were done, he then placed them all on a plate, piled ketchup on top and walked back into the livingroom. He sat down, still happy, onto the floor. There, he picked one up and began to eat. Before he could bring the french frie to his mouth however, and eat it, there was a low murmer from the vicinity of his plate. Hiei lowered the french fry from his lip and looked around him, confused. Youko looked at his little demon pet from the corner of his eye and he raised his eyebrows slightly. After Hiei waited several moments, he decided that the murmer had all been in his head. Shrugging it off, he raised the french fry to his lips again. He heard the low murmer again and he could not be sure, but he thought he could make out a few words. "Do... eat..." Looking around suspiciously again, he shrugged, deciding it was nothing quicker this time.

"Eat? Of course I will." He raised the fry to his lips again and the voice was louder this time.

"DO NOT EAT US!" It screamed. "DIE EVIL FIEND!" Hiei looked down in his lap and saw that the french fries were chanting. "Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend! Do not eat us!" As they chanted demonically, they also advanced on him. "Die, evil fiend! Do not eat us! Die, evil fiend!" They then all attacked Hiei.

TBC.

That was dumber than the original. -.- Gomen. PLEASE REVIEW!