Nyra: Hello readers! I'm Nyrababe and this is Naruto interviews! Where I interview Naruto characters and discuses how they feel about the way there being portrayed in the fandom kingdom! So today's victim is…. Naruto himself!
Naruto: What's going on? Isn't this Ichiraku?
Nyra: Ha-ha, no. This is a interview Naruto.
Naruto:…. What?
Nyra: An interview.
Naruto: so there isn't any Ramen?
Nyra: No there is not.
Naruto: Damn
Nyra: So first question!
Naruto: Wait!
Nyra: What?
Naruto: You said this was an interview, right?
Nyra:….yes?
Naruto: Can we order ramen then?
Nyra: *facepalm* No!
Naruto: awwwww
Nyra: okay now, Naruto are you color blind?
Naruto: uh..no…why?
Nyra: Well you're wearing orange.
Naruto: so?
Nyra:… um… it's a vibrant and easily seen color.
Naruto: And?
Nyra: … your also a ninja?
Naruto: Ya so?
Nyra: ….. so stupid.
Naruto: ?
Nyra: Are you gay?
Naruto: WTF?
Nyra: Well?
Naruto: What the fuck kind of question is that?
Nyra: Well surely you have seen all the shounen-ai of you and Sasuke.
Naruto: The what!
Nyra: Do you have internet?
Naruto: No but what does this have to do with…
Nyra: That explains it.
Naruto: HUH?
Nyra: Whats your favourite type of music?
Naruto: um…
Nyra: Can you do the can-can?
Naruto: wha..?
Nyra: do you know the muffin man?
Naruto: Why does everyone think I know the muffin man!
Nyra: What kind of contraceptive do you prefer?
Naruto: What?
Nyra: Contraceptive. You know, like condoms.
Naruto: What's that?
Nyra: O.o
Naruto: What?
Nyra: You're so lucky you're stupid.
Naruto: Am not!
Nyra: I beg to differ.
Naruto: But I'm not! Can a stupid person beat Gaara?
Nyra: I refuse to answer that on account of Gaara will kill me.
Naruto: He wouldn't.
Nyra: …. Moving on. Do love Hinata?
Naruto: No why?
Nyra: …just asking… *mumble* sorry Hinata-chan.
Naruto: Are we done?
Nyra: sure I just want to show you something on my computer Naruto.
Naruto:?
Nyra: *pulls up NaruSasu* here.
Naruto: O.o OMFG! Ewwwwww! OMG HOW DOES THAT WORK! HOPLY SHIT!
Nyra: *Naruto having freak put behind her* That concludes this episode of Naruto Interviews Next time we'll be interviewing everyone's favourite gender confused ninja.. Haku! And remember when with Naruto make sure you have contraceptives on hand for the retard. Until next time!