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Hoggle
Hoggle had knick knacks and he liked jewels
Though he was as stubborn as a mule
He was a weak wimp
And also a shrimp
He was also as short as a stool.
Sir Diddymas
Poor Sir Diddymas had no real horse
Instead he rode a sheep dog of course
He likes to yap yap
He is a brave chap
He tried to take Jareth's home by force.
Jareth
Jareth was the fearsome goblin king
He did have a great voice and could sing
He made goblins howl
Turned into an owl
Said for you I have done everything.
Sarah
Sarah was a brat from who knows where
And for her poor brother she'd not care
Toby Jareth took
Though he's not a crook
And Sarah complained that that's not fair.
Hoggle
Hoggle had knick knacks and he liked jewels
Though he was as stubborn as a mule
He was a weak wimp
And also a shrimp
He was also as short as a stool.
Sir Diddymas
Poor Sir Diddymas had no real horse
Instead he rode a sheep dog of course
He likes to yap yap
He is a brave chap
He tried to take Jareth's home by force.
Jareth
Jareth was the fearsome goblin king
He did have a great voice and could sing
He made goblins howl
Turned into an owl
Said for you I have done everything.
Sarah
Sarah was a brat from who knows where
And for her poor brother she'd not care
Toby Jareth took
Though he's not a crook
And Sarah complained that that's not fair.
