The Fifth Doctor, Tegan, Nyssa, and Adric were in the TARDIS console room, which was tumbling around in a roundabout manner in the Time Vortex. The quartet fell down in strike, apparently. There was a black out, and then the Fifth Doctor woke up his eyes and got up, looking around. "hmm…" He realized that he was in a modern city on Earth, and specifically in a ground with performance stages and stage actrectatures on them. He also realized his companions were slowly waking and getting up. First Adric did so, then Nyssa, and finally Tegan. Then all four of them looked at the TARDIS, which now was'nt disguised as a police box anymore. In fact, it was'nt disguised at all… it just regressed back to a piece of coral firmly planted on the ground, that would take at least a decade to grow back into its usual form. Adric leered at it snarkly, Tegan put her hands to the hips and wondered how much it would take to get to Heathrow, Nyssa shy-ed up and put her hands to her mouth, and the Doctor dadly cried at the coral, a manly tear of pride going out from his right eye. He then said: "Welp, we'll have to get back on our own."

And out of a sudden, a manager appeared. He was about 1.70 centimeters tall, a bit chubby, wearing a cream-and-white suit and top hat, slightly tanned skin, silver hair and big moustache, and eyes the same shade of blue as Doctor's eyes were back when he was still in his fourth incarnation or perhaps one shade lighter. (Yes he looked like Doug Dimmadome.)

The manager lighted a cigar, and then tossed it in the air where it exploded in a puff of orange and yellow sparkles forming the name "Cash Moneycash" in big block letters. Then he tipped his hat off and then said: "That's me! Cash Moneycash! Owner of the Moneycash Performance Park! And of the Moneycash… everything else, really!" – "And from your appearances, I must bet y'all are the new band of the moment!"

The Foursome were'nt really suppose to be a band (they were going to defeat a Dalek invasion in 3080 in a peaceful town named Cambridgeshirequartertonlandvillegrandfirgogochleigh II, but the TARDIS seemed to have missed off not only by some kilometers but also by a few centuries) but Arceus knows what would've happened if they said no! So the Doctor then went: "Yeah, we totally ARE a band. We're the newly formed pop group… Naked Celery! Yeah." Adric Nyssa and Tegan looked at each other and at the Doctor perplexed, and then the Doctor told them, lowering his voice: "Well it was the first thing that came to mind!" Then the four of them followed Cash to the biggest performance stage in the park.

The Doctor, Adric, Nyssa, and Tegan were all on the performance stage. The Doctor wore a guitar and put himself to the microphone. Nyssa went to the other microphone but wore a bass instead. Adric was the batterist and Tegan was the tastierist. The stage's lights lighted up above the foursome, as the sun was setting down and people were arriving. All four of them started to play music and then when the chairs were full, the Doctor and Nyssa started singing.

We sing you a new song

By pop group Naked Celery

Doctor: "We're the Naked Celery!"

Nyssa: "Pop band of the moment!"

Doctor: "It's time to sing you a new song! A song that will shoot up in space!"

Nyssa & Doctor: "Sing a new song! Sing a new song! Let's sing along!"

Nyssa & Doctor & Tegan & Adric: "Let's sing along! Sing along! Sing the new song! Let's sing the new song!"

Doctor: "Once upon a time there lived"

Nyssa: "A race of extraordinary men"

Doctor: "Living on a distant planet"

Nyssa: "But then the planet was burnt!"

Nyssa & Doctor: "Burnt! Burnt! Burnt! Oh yeah!"

Doctor: "And five of those extraordinary men…"

Nyssa: "Named Werin, Aslon, Damen, Enica and Vipp"

Doctor: "Travelled their world in search of evil"

Nyssa: "And when they realized their home was gonna blow up"

Doctor: "They went on a rocket in search of hope"

Nyssa & Doctor: "And look at what they found? Look at what they found!"

Doctor: "They found a lone lion in a lone forest in their lone hearts!"

Nyssa: "Just a ray of sunshine in the darkness within their minds!"

Nyssa & Doctor & Tegan & Adric: "And this is our New Song! And this is our New Song! Yeah! This is the New Song!"

Doctor: "Thank you all for coming!"

Nyssa: "You're all cuties! Hi! Bye!"

Everyone listening to the foursome clapped, some laughed, and some talked about each other. One or two people were already sketching the five alien men talked about in the song, not knowing that three out of four band members were aliens themselves.

Cash Moneycash walked in, clapping his hands. "Bravo!" he winked and shook his fingers. "You were really good at that. But I haven't got your names yet!"

The Doctor gulped his salivae down and then said: "Well, my name is John Smith. John Smith the V for the precision. But everyone calls me Doctor."

Tegan then went: "My name is Tegan Jovanka." – "No middle names or anything, but at times people do mistake my surname for a middle name."

Adric then spoke: "And I'm Adric Alzarius."

Nyssa then said: "The name is Nyssa Traken."

Cash then gulped his saliva down, coffed a bit into his hand, and then said: "Okay, now I think I've got all your names!" And then he wrote down the names on the billboard.

NAKED CELERY

The NEW pop band of the CENTURY

"Doctor" Smith V ….. singer, guitarist

Nyssa Traken … singer, bassist

Tegan Jovanka … tastierist, backup singer

Adric Alzarius …. batterist, backup singer

The Doctor then said: "Yeah, that's right." Cash then asked the four of them: "You could sleep in my hotel for a while. Well until I can get y'all a personal villa." All four of them agreed. And they took a white limo to the hotel.