The Cookie Conspiracy
Scott walked into the gas station for the soul purpose of paying for his gas, but considering Jean, Kurt, Kitty, and Rogue we're restless, they'd followed him in. Kitty headed down the chip isle to get some Doritos or whatnot, Jean picked up a newspaper, Rogue looked at the donuts, and Kurt... well yeah.
"Hey, look at this," said Kurt pointing to a group of cookies hanging from the ceiling with decorations, "Are they real?"
"Like, I doubt it," said Kitty grabbing a diet coke from the fridge area, "Rogue, you wanted regular, right?"
"Yeah... Jean, did you want a persian or a brownie?" asked Rogue.
"Brownie, please," smiled Jean, as Scott grabbed a piece of pizza.
"There real," said Kurt, giving one a small nibble.
"Ew! Kurt, that's gross," said Kitty.
"Do you know how many yahoos probably did that?" asked Rogue, her nose crinkled.
"Uhg, I doubt even Blob would do that," said Jean with a shutter.
"I lost my appetite," said Scott putting the pizza back.
"Oh come on," Kurt rolled his eyes, as he took a bite from the chocolate chip cookie, "Who else but me would lick the cookie?... Huh, but it does taste odd..."
TEN MINUTES EARLIER
"Ew! Toad, that is gross!" yelled Lance, holding his ranch Doritos.
"Uhg, I so lost my appetite," said Wanda, putting her pizza back.
"I wouldn't even do that..." said Fred, looking up from his comic.
"Do you know, how many people have probably done that," said Pietro, with a disturbed look on his face.
"You wanted regular or diet?" asked Tabitha from the soda area.
"Diet!" yelled Pietro, "Uhg... Toad... we have got to have a serious hygiene talk.."
"Like every Thursday?" asked Lance as he put his chips up on the counter, "I just stopped for gas..."
"Oh come on guys, who else but me would do this, yo?" asked Todd as he sucked on one of the cookies off the strings, a rather familiar chocolate chip cookie.
FIN
Yup... actually happened... like ten minutes ago before I got home.... just... its so wrong... the worst part is... I think I know them... Urg... some proportionals man... they should think about these things...