Zero: Basically, let me get a few things straight. I am straight. No kidding. Straight as a ruler.
Yuki: Yes, Zero, you're as straight as George Michael too.
Zero: Shut up. Secondly, and this isn't repeating myself, it's a whole new sentence: I'm not gay.
Kaname: I am.
Zero: Yes, we know!
Yuki: I reckon you aren't.
Kaname: OMG, girlfriend, drop it, just 'cause you're obsessed with me!
Yuki: You're definitely not gay.
Kaname: I don't wanna kiss you. So I'm gay.
Yuki: That's only because I didn't brush my teeth this morning.
Zero: (Gross!)
Kaname: I wanna kiss Zero.
Zero: (Gross!)
Yuki: That's only 'cause his lips taste like strawberries!
Kaname: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
Zero: (How did she know…?)
Yuki: There was this incident… at a party… I got him drunk… and… yeah! We had sex.
Zero: (Wait. So I lied to Ellen DeGeneres in that interview? I'm not a virgin?)
Yuki: Guess so. Anyway, Kaname, you aren't ga –
Zero: (This changes everything!)
Kaname: Yes, yes, I am, Yuki!
Zero: (I lied to my IDOL!)
Yuki: YOU CAN'T BE!
Zero: (Forgive me for my sin, Ellen!)
Kaname: You can't change me, Yuki!
Yuki: Yeah, well gender-altering surgery will!
Kaname: You're like our parents! Always threatening us with the Gender-Thing.
Zero: *runs off crying* I'm sorry, Ellen!
A/N: I love Ellen too! I don't have anything against her; because I love her, I added her to this story :D Just something I wrote because I was bored… I reckon an anime version of this should be released, eh? Huh? Anyone? _ Didn't think so. Review… even if this was a fail that I made off the top of my head XD :P – Hope you enjoyed ;)