"The report"
"There was no survivers." Told Kirby. Next to Kirby's head was picture of kittens in the accident. "Next we will talk about the crash. A guy named Fox and his girlfriend Peach was in a car accident late last night. Peach is dead but Fox is paralized from the waist down. The car was totally damage but they didn't call geico in time. We will have an update about the accident later on." Kirby yells out. In the back Ness is talking.(Now there was a homeless person making drugs and got caught and went to jail for several years.)
"Ten days before the accident"
It was late out. Fox and Peach are at this fancy place that serves fried pokemon, grilled pokemon, and boiled pokemon. Peach is having grilled Parisect. Mario is just having a Oddish salad. Mario finally talks. "So Peach how is your grilled Parisect?" "Makes me want to do jumping jacks but other then that it's awesome." Peach says it while blushing. Peach and Mario saw Pikachu run for his life. "Pikachu shouts out pikapika...*I have Pichus to feed I can't leave them with Riachu, she's always at the corner doing something I don't know about.* Then they saw Pikachu's head get blown off. Several minutes later the door opens and there was a bag with blood all over it. Mario demanded for the bill. Mario is really weak when he theres blood around him. "Stop being a fucking pussy!' Peach is full of anger while Parisect's eye is in her mouth with blood dripping down. The waiter comes back with their bill. Peach is really pissed off. The waiter is Snake. Snake told them, "Here is ytour bill sir." Snake has holes all threw his pants. He has sweat running down his armpit. Peach picks up the bill and stares at it. " 900 dollers for the Oddish salid?"