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Itachi and Kisame

So this is my attempt at an Itachi and Kisame Fanfic so please review and tell me if it's good! Also I gave some people random children and the names are just random for the children. Sorry about Hidan he is just so…Hidan like

It was the biggest news running through the hideout. Everybody was bustling around to get prepared. I was waiting in my room patiently feeling jitters run through me. Tobi was helping me with my hair, he was pinning it up in braids.

"Wow Itachi you have great hair." Tobi said brightly, his fingers pulling at my hair.

"Thanks…" I muttered feeling to nervous to really talk. Tobi moved to the front of me and fixed a few details and stood back to see his work.

"It's perfect; I bet Kisame will love it." Tobi cheered, looking around. "Where did I put that brush." He walked around looking for the stupid brush he lost.

"Knock knock." Konan entered the room, her blue dress making her hair look brilliant. "Itachi you look amazing." She said seeing me all ready. She smiled. "Kisame also looks very good." She circled me a few times getting a good look at my hair. "I always thought I would be the first for this, but I guess you win." Konan pointed out.

"Yeah, it surprised me too. Kisame just…asked." I told her remembering the exact second he asked.

We were walking along the green fields next to a lake. I had looked at the water and took a breath.

"Kisame, look at the water. Motionless yet moving. Pathetic how it will never truly move away from that spot." I told him quietly. Kisame grabbed my hand, making me turn around.

"Something else that I never want to truly move away is you." Kisame said getting down on one knee. "Itachi Uchiha will you marry me?"

"Itachi, hurry it's about time to walk down the isle." Konan, my maid of honor, said panicking. I stood up, my white flowing gown tangling my legs. Konan and Tobi both worked to untangle me. Tobi took my arm to lead me down the aisle.

The doors were pushed open, and I saw everything. Kisame was dressed very sharply in his black tuxedo, Pein, Hidan, and Kakuzu his grooms men. Konan stood on the other side. Tobi and me made our way down the aisle. The rows of seats were empty, but in my mind I imagined tons of people sitting there crying for this day. Kisame looked at me with shining surprised eyes. He didn't expect me to look so beautiful.

"Bless you." Tobi whispered standing beside Konan. Kisame took my hand and we stood beside each other staring at each other deeply and passionately.

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to unite this…man and fish together in holy matrimony. Forever shall they live in good health and love. Itachi Uchiha do you take Kisame to be your lovely wedded…fish?" The priest began. His voice was soft and soothing.

"I do." I didn't even hesitate to answer. All my life I had wanted to be with Kisame forever, but I never had the chance till now.

"And do you Kisame take Itachi to be your lovely wedded…husband?" Kisame smiled tightening his grip on my hand.

"I do and will always forever." I felt myself sniffle. Kisame too looked about to cry.

"I now pronounce you…husband and fish husband. You may now kiss the…erm…other." the priest mumbled. Kisame put his hands around the back of my head and pulled me against him. Our lips lit a fire as they touched. We were officially Itachi and Kisame Uchiha. We decided to take my last name since the Uchiha clan needed its name to be spread.

"Kisame will you take out the garbage?" I asked Kisame walking into the living room. Kisame looked at me with sunken eyes. He shook his head turning back to the television. "Kisame you better do it or else." I threatened my eyes glimmering. Kisame stood up quickly.

"Okay, I'll take out the garbage, but you owe me a little one an one time later." He winked at me walking into the kitchen.

"Like that's going to happen." I mumbled walking toward my room. Lately all Kisame has done was watch T.V and ask for a little sugar. When we got married I expected him to be a good caring husband but I guess that was only my dream.

My room was decorated with pictures of sunsets and the black sky. It always made me think about my life. All the sunsets represented the love I felt for Kisame and the black sky represented the blackness I felt from him.

"Itachi," Kisame said walking into my room after me. I turned back pushing my black hair out of my eyes. "I think we should have a baby." His words ran through one ear and struck my brain like a bullet.

"A baby? Are you crazy?" I asked in panic. I wasn't ready to have children with him yet; we were only married for a few weeks.

"Well…earlier today I saw Konan holding her son Ponin's hand and it made me sad. We should have a baby to take care of." Kisame said his voice merely a whisper. His eyes looked distant like he was imagining it.

"Kisame…you do know it's impossible for us to actually bare a child right?" I pointed out obviously. Kisame nodded.

"But I already adopted a new baby girl." He cheered. My mouth was agape as Kisame pulled out a small baby girl wrapped in a black blanket. "I named her Kitasa Uchiha. It sounds pretty." Kisame cheered. I walked slowly toward the small child in the blanket, and looked in. The small baby had black hair and deep set blue eyes. She smiled and reached up toward me.

"Kisame…she's beautiful." I whispered reaching down to touch her.

"Morning you fucking bastards." Hidan yelled bursting into the house. Kisame and me both looked toward the door. Hidan and Kakuzu were standing in the living room, along with Konan, Pein, there son Ponin, Deidara and Sasori with there twins Deiori and Sasara. Tobi and Zetsu were both standing toward the back childless. "Let me see the little baby." Hidan yelled out.

"Shut the hell up." Kakuzu growled. Hidan ignored him.

"Is the little baby in that fucking blanket?" Hidan asked coming toward us. Kisame protected the baby.

"Hidan get the hell away from my baby." I growled. Kisame looked at me shocked by my sudden outburst.

"Will she be playing is Deiori and Sasara, un?" Deidara asked curiously. Kisame smiled at Deidara.

"Sure Deiori and Sasara could show her a few things." Kisame agreed brightly. Hidan stood back with Kakuzu angrily staring at us.

"Why the fuck can't I see the baby?" He asked grumpily.

"Because you'll kill it." I replied harshly.

"Let me see the little thing." Konan and Pein both came over, Ponin followed. Konan smiled seeing Kitasa. Kitasa smiled at the pretty blue haired lady. "She is so cute, what's her name?" Konan asked. Kisame smiled.

"Kitasa." Kisame told the other parents happily.

"She is a fine girl." Pein mumbled less enthusiastically. Kakuzu grabbed Hidan before he could fling himself at us.

"Let me see the fucking little baby!" He fought Kakuzu, but failed. Kakuzu dragged Hidan out.

"I'll take him away." Kakuzu told us before leaving. Zetsu and Tobi both came toward the baby now.

"Oh Tobi wants a baby, Zetsu-san we-…"

"Don't even think about it." Zetsu's black face cut Tobi off. Tobi frowned under his mask.

"But…awe Tobi is sad." Tobi stayed quiet surprisingly.

"The baby looks…tasty." Zetsu's black face said.

"And very cute." Zetsu's white face added.

"Thank you very much." Kisame took it as a compliment. I stayed behind Kisame feeling a sudden connection for little Kitasa. She was my baby now.

"Okay everybody its time to get out." I said barely loud enough for everyone to hear. Konan frowned.

"Oh fine." She pouted taking Ponin and Pein away. Tobi and Zetsu left, Tobi still sulking in his own baby-less world. Deidara and Sasori stayed.

"We're going to stay a little while longer, un." Deidara decided. Sasori shrugged.

"Sasara wants to go home, so I'll take her home." Sasori announced. Deidara looked at his red headed partner and nodded. Sasori took little blond Sasara and they left.

"So where did you get Kitasa, un?" Deidara asked sitting on the small couch with little red head Deiori on his lap.

"I want to meet little Kitasa, yun." Little Deiori said trying to copy her fathers un." Kisame took my little baby and showed Deiori. Deiori looked happy when she saw the little black haired baby. "She's going to be my best friend, yun." She cheered. Kitasa too cheered her little voice echoing through the house.

"Of course she is, un." Deidara told his daughter patting her head. Deiori took Kitasa's hand and shook it.

"Nice to meet you, yun!" Kitasa smiled laughing like a baby does.

"Deidara I think its time you and Deiori leave." I announced wanting a little alone time with my baby. Deidara looked up at me and shrugged.

"Fine, but we will be back tomorrow un." Deidara picked up Deiori and they left. Finally I was home alone.

"Kisame…can I hold her?" I asked softly. Kisame smiled at me bringing little Kitasa to me.

"So you're finally happy about the baby?" Kisame asked handing me the delicate child. I held the small girl in my arms comfortingly. In my eyes I could just imagine everything about her life. Growing up learning cool things form Deiori, becoming good friends. Growing up learning some of the most powerful jutsu's that could be taught. Graduating from the leaf village just to leave and join the akatsuki.

"Yes Kisame, I am glad for this child. Thank you."