This is what happens when to writers meet at :
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
A response to your review for kitty kurse
Thanks for the review XP
Mhmm sure XD *Gives Kakuzu* ^_^
blksnowangel
Kakuzu: Save me....
Me: I'm not done with you yet Stripes
Mwahahahahah
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Hidan: HA! SUCKS FOR YOU KAKUZU!!!
Me: THAT RHYMED!!!!
Hidan: o.e"
blksnowangel
Jan 29th, 8:21pm Kakuzu: Girly you owe me $1,000!!!(Sorry don't know you're real name
Me: Is that all I am to you, Money T.T
Kakuzu: Yes
Me: *glomps* fine. Pay him 5,000 dollars I'm gonna have fun!! ;)
Kakuzu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Runs for dear life*
Me: Come back *Runs after him with Hidan's Scythe*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Pfft! I'll pay him as much as ya wants, I know how fangirls can get.
Hidan: *Stops chasing you to get back scythe* You ARE a fangirl!! No duh you're going to know how they get! *Goes back to chasing*
Me: Meh true....
blksnowangel
Me: Sorry I was too busy with Kakuzu
Kakuzu: *SILENCE*
Me: He can't die right?
Hidan: WTF ***** You can kill Kakuzu!!!
Me: What did you call me
Hidan: OH JASHIN WHHHHYYYYYY *Runs for dear life*
Me Why do they run *BORROWS Samehada*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Kisame: KILL THE JASHINIST!!!
Me: Your nice....
Kisame: What? He's a bastard!!!
Me: True...
blksnowangel
Me: Thank you for letting me borrow the Samehada
I had so much fun with it thank you :)
Kisame: When you say fun...
Hidan: Urggghhhh. It hurts so good
Kisame. o.O
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Rolls on floor laughing ** off*
Kisame: O.o" Do I want Samehada back?!
Me: I don't know... What Hidan just said can be interpreted two ways....he could either have actually gotten hurt with it but he's a masochist...or it could be something perverted....
Kisame: If it's the later then I dont want it back....
Me: I wouldn't either...
blksnowangel
Me: If you don't want it back can I eat it?
I hear shark fin soup is delicious! ^. ^
Kisame: Give me Samehada back!!!
Me: Are you sure?
Kisame: Yes
Me: Positive?
Kisame: YES
Me: Ok thanks for letting me enjoy the sword
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: ROFL!!
Hidan: Awww....
Kisame: O.o"
Me: ROFLMFAO!!!! *Dies of laughter* x.x
Kisame and Hidan: ...crap
Me: x.x
Kisame: Should we bring her back to life?
Hidan: ...Alex will kill us if we don't...
Me: x.x
Kisame: *Sigh*
Hidan: ....
Me: BRING ME TO LIFE ALREADY!!!!.... Ohhh that's a good song XD
Hidan: That's a song?
Me: Yeah 'Bring me to life' by Evanescence XP
Kisame: Ahh...
blksnowangel
Me: Oh look Kakuzu is up he's not dead
Kakuzu: I will kill you!!!
Me: o.O *Run like a dead man is chasing me*
Kakuzu: Come back here *releases tentacles*
Me: TENTCLE RAPE!!!!!
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Go Kakuzu~!!!
All: WTF??
Me: What? Rape is funny when people are kidding around....
Kakuzu: o.e'
Me: Lolz did I kill him again XD
blksnowangel
Me: No but thank u for the distraction! *Runs again*
Kakuzu: Where did she go?!!!
Hidan: I dunno lets go find her
Kakuzu: What did she do?
Hidan: Well she *whisper whisper*
Kakuzu: *Has another heart attack*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Crap Kakuzu lost another heart!!!
Hidan: Lolz XD
Me: Hey this isn't a party without Deidara!!!
Deidara: Wtf do you want? ...un...
Me: It's no fun without both you and Hidan T.T
Kakuzu: What about me???
Me: Meh... You're funny sometimes ;D
Kakuzu: Like when I have a heart attack...?
Me: YOSH!!!!!
Kakuzu: Meanie...
blksnowangel
Me: *Still hiding*
Tobi: Oro? Why are you hiding?
Me: I'm hiding from Kakuzu and Hidan
Tobi OK *Walks over to Kakuzu and Hidan* Tobi isn't supposed to say but...
Kakuzu: But what...
Tobi: There is a lady hiding from you
Kakuzu and Hidan: Thanks
Deidra and me: YOU BAKA!!! Tobi is a bad boy (Un)
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Starts laughing but then comforts the poor Tobi* It's ok Tobi!
Tobi: Is Tobi still a good boy???
Me: Well Tobi is...but Madara is not!
Madara: -.- Damn you....
Me: XP
Hidan and Kakuzu: We'll be right back XD
Me: O.o" Uh oh....RUN!!!
blksnowangel
Me: *All you see is my dust poof*
Kakuzu: Damn this is your fault
Hidan: My fault!!
*Hidan and Kakuzu begin to fight*
Me: Sneaking away
Tobi/Madara: Look she sneaking away
Me: WTF seriously _ Why am I stuck!!
Hidan and Kakuzu: You're mine
ME:
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: O.O *Watches with popcorn*
Deidara: Wtf?
Me: What? There's nothing that I can do!
Deidara: True....
Me: -.-, BUT YOU CAN!! *Pushes Dei in front of you* SAVE THE DAMSEL IN DISTRESS DEIDARA!!!!!
Deidara: O.o"
blksnowangel
Me: Thanks Dei-Dei
Kakuzu and Hidan: MOVE NOW
Dei: OK
Me: You suck butt eggs!!!
Deidara: What! DIE!!
Me: Aww come on why me!
Tobi: Tobi will save you Tobi is a good boy!
Me: Good boy Tobi
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Attacks Deidara* BAKA THAT'S NOT HOW TO SAVE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!!!!
Deidara: I NEVER WANTED TO!!!!
Me: OH WELL! Tobi's got the right idea by trying to save her!
Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!!
Me: Yes he is, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE!!! *Looks at Dei, Hidan, and Kakuzu*
Hidan: Don't glare at me!
Me: I WILL IF I WANNA!!
Hidan: *Glares*
Me: *Glares*
blksnowangel
Kakuzu: Shouldn't we be chasing the other girl instead of glaring at each other?
You: I will glare at whoever I want
Hidan: Me too
Me: Okay than I'm gonna go... somewhere
Kakuzu and Deidra: No you're not
Me: BYE
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Feb 07th, 2:16pm Me: *Glomps Kakuzu and Deidara* IF YOU ALL HURT HER I SWEAR I WILL RAPE ALL OF YOU!!!
All of them: O.O" WTF???
Me: What? It's a win-win for me, I save meh new friend, and...well yeah ^-^
Kakuzu: You're sick...
Deidara: Freak...
Hidan: ...
Me: NO I'M NOT!!!! T.T THEY'RE BEING MEAN!!! *Turns to you* THEY'RE SO CRUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
blksnowangel
Me: Oh Kakuzu wanna know what happens when I get mad?
Kakuzu: NO
Me: Well DON'T MESS WITH MY FRIENDS *See lightening flashes*
Deidara: Good luck
Me: What do you mean 'good luck' you are gonna get it to
Hidan: Am I good
Me: Yes you said no degrading remarks
Kakuzu and Deidara: Bye *Runs and flies away*
Me: Get back here!! *Runs after them with Samehada and Scythe*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Stands with Hidan and watches*
Hidan: Do you think she'll kill them?
Me: I just hope Deidara doesn't blow her up...
Hidan: Yeah...
Me: Why didn't you comment?
Hidan: Because I'm smart enough not to -.-
Me: XO Wow...
Hidan: What?
Me: Nothing ^_^
Blksnowangel
*BOOM*
Me: DIEDARA
Deidara: AAHHHHHH
Kakuzu: *Releases tentacles to TRY and stop me*
Me: Kakuzu DIE
Kakuzu and Deidara: RUNNNNN
You: Munches on popcorn and MandMs
Hidan: Hey give me some!!!
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Oh sorry! *Gives Hidan some*
Hidan: Thank you! *Noms*
Me: XD Hmmm.... Hey Hidan?
Hidan: Yeah?
Me: Can I borrow your scythe?
Hidan: ...Why?
Me: Because... Idk...
Hidan: -.- Wow...
Me: What?.....Hmm...OHH I KNOW! *Throws The Log to you* USE THAT!!!! IT'LL WORK!!!
Sasuke: NOT THE LOG!!!
blksnowangel
Me: Mwahahaha * Beats them unconscious*
Sasuke: Where is my brother I will kill him and resto-
Me: OMG Rape
All: WTF
Me: What restore...clan?
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Sasuke?
Sasuke: What?!
Me: Maybe you shouldn't go around saying 'I will restore my clan'...
Sasuke: Why?
Rabid Sasuke Fangirls: RESTORE YOUR CLAN WITH ME SASUKE!!!!!!
Sasuke: O.O"
Me: RUN!!!
Sasuke: *Runs away*
Me: I hope he lives....
blksnowangel
Me: Pass the popcorn
You: Shouldn't you help him
Me: Why? I don't like perverts
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Feb 07th, 5:31pm Me: Ugh! *Goes over the to fangirls* STOP RIGHT THERE YOU ALL OR I SWEAR TO JASHIN I WILL TAKE HIDAN'S SCYTHE, CUT OPEN YOUR STOMACH AND HEAD, TAKE OUT YOUR ORGANS AND BRAIN, AND STAB THEM!!!
Fangirls: O.o" *Runs away*
Sasuke: Thanks o.o
Me: You owe me big time -.-
blksnowangel
Me: I would have helped for $50
Hidan: Kakuzu just met his twin
Me: Hey I'm female
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Then you're his fraternal twin ;D
Kakuzu: I'M AN ONLY CHILD!!!! -.-
Me: Riiiiight PX
blksnowangel
Me: How the heck can we be twins he is olddd!
Kakuzu: I'm not old, I'm only 91
Me: That is old
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Kakuzu: No it's not!!!
Me: Yeah it is dude XD
Kakuzu: -.-
blksnowangel
Kisame: Wow.
Me: You can't talk against your race!!
Kisame: What race?!!!
Me: The shark race, der. Kuzu is alone shark while you are a shark ^.^
Kakuzu: Don't call me 'Kuzu'
Me: Why not nii-chan
Kakuzu: Now you wanna be my sibling
Me: Yup! When you die I get all your money ^.^
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: XO!! Now that's smart!!! o.o
Kisame: I must admit that that is pretty smart
Kakuzu: NO! MY MONEY!!!!
Me: Cheap-skate :T
blksnowangel
Me: Thank you thank you very much
Kakuzu: *Another Heart attack after the thoughts of his money going to me*
Me: Wow! I'll get his money soon he has only...2 hearts left
All:o.O
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Takes Hidan's scythe* Can I get rid of the rest?
Hidan: *Tackles me* MY SCYTHE!!!!
Me: Hidan?
Hidan: What???
Me: Can you get off now? You're kind of in an awkward position on me....
*When Hidan tackled me I fell on my back and he sat on my tummy sooo now he's straddling meh ;D)
Hidan: -.-
Me: NOW! *Punches in...area....yeah...*
Hidan: O.O *Falls over in pain*
Me: *Gets up* Now that is what I call comedy!
blksnowangel
Me: hahahahahahhaha!! You can kill the rest put uh keep the wallets clean
Kisame: Why...
Me: Would you like blood on your money?
All*except Kakuzu*: *Shiver*
Kakuzu: That is a good idea
Me: Thanks ^.^
Kakuzu: How much do you think they have
Me: Maybe $200 between them all
Tobi: Tobi has $150
All:*Collective Silence*
Me& Kakuzu: Fork over the money
Tobi: AHHHHHHH*Runs away*
Me & Kakuzu: Come back here
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Shakes head* They really are related
Deidara: I'll say, hm.
Hidan: *Still on floor in pain*
Me: I'm not healing that -.-
Deidara: I wouldn't expect anyone to...except a Hidan fangirl
Hidan: O.O Don't let any in here right now!!! *Glances at me*
Me: I'M NOT THAT EVIL!! -.-!
Deidara: Wow o.o
blksnowangel
Me: Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kakuzu: Give me the money
Me: Never
Tobi: Tobi is a hurt boy T.T
Hidan: Oi, Its just money
Me & Kakuzu: Money rules the earth even Hell!!
Deidra: You are related
Me: Yep I only have to get him to have another heart attack so...
Deidara: Do I wanna know
Me: Yes since it involves you
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Deidara: I'm going to regret this...
Me: *Pats him on back* Good luck Dei-senpai
Deidara: What happened to the 'kun'?
Me: Well I didn't wanna sound like a fangirl anymore o.o
Hidan: *Recovers* Dammit don't ever do that again!!!
Me: *Glances at him* Fine!
blksnowangel
Me: Oh yeah there is even one for Hidan ^.^ 2 heart attacks in one
Hidan, Kakuzu, & Deidara: What is it
Me: Do you really want to know
H,K,&D: Not really*mumble*
Me: Too late *Drags them into a room (don't ask how)*
Silence then
H,K,&D:
Me:*Walks out of room* Kakuzu only has 1 heart left Mwahahahaha
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: ....What did you do?
Kakuzu: YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW!!!
Deidara: _
Hidan: OMFJ!!!!
Me: O.o
blksnowangel
Me: It wasn't that bad all I told them wa-
H,K,&D: Don't say it*has their handover my mouth*
Me: gumph dumph ands ooof me
Deidara: *Has his hand over my mouth(uh-oh)* What?
Me:*Bites his hand* I said get your tongues out of my mouth!!!
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Falls on floor laughing*
Deidara: O.o"
blksnowangel
Me: Hey do you need those tongues* Hides a chucky knife from Dei point of view"
Deidara: No why
Me: Good *Takes his hand and begins cutting his tongues*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: NOOOO!!! *Runs over to try and stop ya*
Deidara: GAH!!
Hidan: Thank Jashin it's not me....this time....-.-"
Me: T.T The tongues were so awesome
Deidara: *Passes out from blood loss*
Me: DONT YOU DARE DIE DEI!! ...heh...lolz
blksnowangel
Me: I only cut of his tongue plus he can grow em back... I think
Hidan: You think!!
Me: I know that Deidara uses his teeth to make bombs so no problem.
Tobi: Tobi is scared of the scary lady.
Me: I am scary?
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: He can still die of blood loss O.o" *Tries to stop bleeding*
Deidara: .
Me: DONT DIE DEI!!!!
Hidan: Wow...this is just....very....odd....
Tobi: Very O.O
blksnowangel
Me: Fiiine!! Nii-san fix dei hands please
Kakuzu: Why should I
Me: Because your my relative
Kakuzu: I am not
Me: You answered to 'nii' so...
Kakuzu: For a price
Me: How much
Kakuzu: When I die no money goes to you
Me: OK dei I hope you enjoy the afterlife ^.^
You: *crying uncontrollably while looking at me with puppy dog eyes*
Me: Welllllllll
You: *Still looking
Me: Fine I will not take your money
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Jumps up and hugs you in Mega-Awesome-Glomp-Hug-Of-Dooooom!!* THANK YOU!!!
Kakuzu: *Goes over to Deidara and heals him*
Deidara: *Comes back to life* WTF YOU CRZY LADY?? UN!!!!!!
Me: DEIDARA!!! *Glomps him* DONT YOU EVER DIE MR.!!!!!!
Deidara: x.x Can you kill me again?
Me: *Whacks him* Baka
Kakuzu: The things I do for money...
blksnowangel
Me: Money that I lost T.T! How much money do you have
Kakuzu: $1,000,000,000. Why
Mw: *Ignores him* You owe me 1 billion dollars Deidara
Dei: What, un!
Me: Thank you for agreeing there is an interest charge of 5% every day it is late.
Dei: But I never said yes, un
Me: Doesn't Un mean yeah?
Dei: Yes but-
Me: Good. I expect the money to be given to me in three weeks. Thank you for your services
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Deidara: .....Oi, Hidan?
Hidan: What?
Deidara: Jashin sucks
Me: O.O DEIDARA!!!
Hidan: WHY YOU LITTLE ^%#&**&^$$#*(*$%##$%#%%)*%^!!!!!!!!!!! *Proceeds to attack him*
Me: T.T I will miss you Deidara....
blksnowangel
Me: *Twitch Twitch* I SPENT THE MONEY KAKUZU WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME IF HE DIED TO A SUICIDAL MANIAC???
Dei: Yep
Me: Wait here for a moment * walks off*
Dei: I have a bad feeling
Kakuzu: I do to oddly
Me: THEYR'E IN THERE GIRLS AND GUYS
Dei: Uh-oh
*Incomes an onslaught of fan girls and gay fan boys*
Kuzu&Dei:
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Evil aura comes off me in waves* Stay. Away. From. Deidara. You bunch of damn fan people! *Hisses and jumps in front of Deidara* MINE!!!!
Deidara: O.v"".....Thanks! XD
Kakuzu: What about me?!
Me: Deidara is my first priority! *Hisses at the fans*
Fans: O.O....*Run Kakuzu*
Kakuzu: DAMMIT!!!!
blksnowangel
Me: *comes in with a biiig ak47 automatic rifle* I suggest you get moving
Fan people: *look at me crazy then look at each other* no * go back to attacking Kakuzu*
Me: goody *shoots all the people* mwahahaha
Fan people: runnnnnn
Kakuzu: *fainted*
Me: *goes to the bodies and 'borrows' they're money* wow
Hidan: how much did you get?
Me:... OMG
Hidan: its OMJ
Me: Oh Michael Jackson?
Hidan:... never mind how much did you get
Me: 2.3 trillion dollars best plan ever
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: OH MICHEAL JACKSON! ROFL!~!!!! O.O NOO I DONT WANT OROCHIMARU HERE!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE MEH DEI!!! *Jumps on his back*
Deidara: He's not here right now! And Orochimaru only rapes boys!!
Me: He's still creepy!!!
Hidan: So true
Kakuzu: *Revives through smell of money and looks at you*
Me: Uh ohhhh....
blksnowangel
Me:*gulps nervously* HEHEHEHEheee
Kakuzu: I went through hell just so you can get money
Me: Yep^.^
Kakuzu: Die!!!!
Me: Ahhhhhhhhh *Out of reflex I kick him in his um... manhood*
Kakuzu: *Falls to ground in pain while holding himself* uhh
Me: Taking the initiative to run like hell*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: RUN!!! DONT DIE AFTER GETTING ALL THAT MONEY!!!!!
Deidara: You care?
Me: Of course!!!
Kakuzu: I. Will. Ugh. Kill. Her!!!
Me: Of course you will
Kakuzu: Grrrr
Me: O.O
blksnowangel
Me: What do you mean of course he will???
Hidan: I think she means Kakuzu will kill you now that you stop running
Me: ...S***
Kakuzu: Dieeeee!
Me: I'll tell everyone what I just told you and Hidan and Deidara
Kakuzu: You wouldn't
Me: And I'll post it on fanfic too
Kakuzu: I need to get more hearts *Leaves the room/place*
Me: phew
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Heh wow XP....and I was just being sarcastic o.o....heh heh.....
Deidara: Sure you were
Me: I was!!!!
blksnowangel
Me: You nearly got me killed *starts crying uncontrollably*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Sorry!!! T.T
blksnowangel
Me: *Still crying*
Tobi: Bo you want Tobi's Lollipop!! Tobi is a good boy
Me: I can't I have low sugar tolerance.
Tobi: but lollipops are good for you
Me: well...OK!!!^.^ *Eats lollipop*
------------------2 minutes later------------------------
Me:
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: RUN SHE'LL END THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: ....Really?
Me: WHEN A GIRL IS HIGH ON SUGAR THEY END THE WORLD!!!!!!!! *Runs to Mars o.o*
blksnowangel
Me: *In an unstoppable rampage* Must find Rainbow land!!!!!!!!!!1
Hidan: What the F*** is rainbow land
Me: A place where there are purple flying monkeys and dolphins that eat rainbows and poop delicious chocalteeee!!!
Hidan: You would eat chocolate doo?
Me: Yes, do you have sugar? I like sugar. Ang is a good girl!!
Hidan: OMJ it's another Tobi!!!
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Grabs Hidan* Let's get out while we still can!!!
Hidan: Right! O.O
Me and Hidan: *Try to flee*
Deidara: You're just going to leave me, un?!!!
Me: *Grabs Deidara* RUNNN!!!
blksnowangel
Me: GASP!!! YOU WILL NOT BEAT ME TO CANDY MOUNTAIN MWAHAHA
Kakuzu: *walks in & I run him over* WTF
Me: DO YOU HAVE SUGAR? LETS GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN IN RAINBOW LAND!!! ITS GONNA BE AN ADVENTURE, YEAH AN ADVENTURE!!
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: WHY DID SHE HAVE SUGAR??? WHO GAVE HER SUGAR??? NO MORE SUGAR FOR HER!!!!
Deidara: I second that!
Hidan: Third it!
Kakuzu: *Is still on ground* F-Fourth...!
Me: Ok then...
blksnowangel
Me: What is that supposed to mean!! Die!!
Hidan: WTF!!! Do you have mood swings or something!!
Me: Only with Suuuu~garrrr
Deidara: Never give her sugar again
Me: Never!!!
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: You aren't getting sugar ever again!!!
Deidara: I don't even want to know what you'd be like with it...
Me: I'm actually pretty calm....
Hidan: Odd..
Me: Yeah I swear caffeine and sugar doesn't work on me...oh well ^-^
blksnowangel
Me: DIE ALL YOU SONS OF ***** except Deidara lover she is a girl
Konan: What about me?
Me: You can live too.
Tobi: But Tobi is a good boy?
Kakuzu: I just got my hearts back
Hidan: I can't die
Deidara: But she will be worried, un
Me: Deidara can live everyone else I will eat alive!^.^
All(except for you, dei, and me): WTF o.O
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Feb 25th, 11:32am Me: Yay!!! *Glomps Dei* I want to live ^-^
Deidara: As long as I'm alive I'm fine xD, un
The rest: *$^#$(%#$%#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: *Whacks them* No cursing!
blksnowangel
Me: Yes no cursing it only makes things worse.
Zetsu: Why do I have to die!!
Kakuzu: What do you do when you are in this position with Tobi???
Zetsu:*Pulls out a giant bag of lollipops* This
Hidan: HOW THE H*** IS THAT GONNA-
Me: Candy!!!!!!
Zetsu: Now be a good... girl and I will give you some candy.
Me: OK
Zetsu: *Gives me the bag of candy*
Me: *begins to devour the candy*
Hidan: Holy S**** it worked!
Zetsu: Not for long.
ME: SUUU~~~~gaaaarrrr!!!!!
Zetsu: This is where we run
All: *Run like a madwoman on a sugar rush is chasing them*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: Great! *Jumps on Dei* GO HORSEY!!
Deidara: ???
Me: I can't run like you all!!!
blksnowangel
Me: ILL BEAT YOU ALL TO CANDY MOUNTAIN MWAHAHAHAH!!
ALL: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Me: After a nap. *Goes to Sleep*
Hidan: What the-
Kakuzu: You don't wanna wake her up
Hidan: Since when have you been so caring?
Kuzu: I have a feeling that whoever wakes her up will not live to see another day.
Deidara: Why do you say that, un?
Kuzu: Because I'm like that in the morning.
All: ...
Hidan: Let's not wake her up.
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: *Nods* ....
All: ....
blksnowangel
Me:
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Deidara: *Poke*
Me: zzzz
Deidara: *Poke poke*
Me: zzzz
Hidan: *Poke Poke Poke*
Me: zzzz
Hidan: *Poke Poke Poke*
Me: zzzz
Hidan: Poke Poke STAB!*
Me: GAH!!! ...WHAT THE CRAP HIDAN?!
Hidan: Heh *Smirk*
Me: -.-
blksnowangel
Me: *Still asleep*
Hidan: When is she gonna wake up! *Goes over and kicks me*
Me: Gahhhh!!*Punches him and sprays him with pepper spray* You made the purple flying monkeys leave.
All: *What the heck look on their face*
XxXDeidara LoverXxX
Me: I still want to know why Hidan stabbed me!!!!
Hidan: I could have done other things xD
Deidara: What other things? un
Hidan: Why do you want to know?
Deidara: *Twitch*
Me: I DONT WANNA KNOW!!!
blksnowangel
Me: I wanna know WHO WOKE ME UP!!
All: Hidan
Me: Hidan why did you wake me up? If I'm anything like Kakuzu in the morning I don't think it would be wise
Hidan: W-w-well you see-
Me: Do I care? No. WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP!!
Hidan:*Faints*
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Me: ...Wow Hidan, how macho -.-"
Sasori: He's a failure at life
Me: *Nods* He is made of fail!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Deidara: Made of fail, un?
Me: Yup!
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ME: * staring at Zetsu*
Zetsu: *Fidgets at me staring at him* What
Me: I'm hungry
Zetsu: what do YOU THINK I GIVE A RATS you think we have
Me: I really want a SALAD
Zetsu: Oh S****
Me: No cursing!!
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Me: I want...*Gets Oreos* BOO YA!!
Hidan: Oi give me some of those!
Me: Mine! *Runs away*
Hidan: *Follows*
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Me: Zetsu why are you running?
Zetsu: So I won't be eaten
Me: 1) You eat people 2) I'm only eating the plant 3) You won't be alone
Zetsu What???
Me: I plan on having as a main course noodles and a lollipop for desert
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Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Zetsu: Evillll
Tobi: I WANT A LOLLIPOP!!!
Me: Baka...
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Me: Tobi you are the lollipop
Tobi: Is scary lady from the Maury show?
Me: No. Zetsu you are the salad.
Zetsu: Once again
Me: Yessssss! Kakuzu you are the noodles
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Me: BWAHAHAHAAH!!! Pein is the carrot?
Pein: Grrr!!!
Me: What? When you have hair like that, you have to expect it ;D
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Me: Ooohh thanks now I have carrots for my salad!!
*Pulls out a giant flamethrower* Woohooo!!
Food: AAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
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Me: You know, I would help, but none of you are my favorite people, so I just don't care
Hidan: Am I part of your fav people: xD
Me: Yes, you are
Hidan: *Smirks*
Me: Tch that doesn't mean you're the favorite! You're about number 4...
Hidan: T.T
Me: 3rd is Sasori, then Itachi, then Deidara ^-^ ...I think I'll have to rearrange my list though...
Hidan: Why?
Me: *Shrugs* It just doesn't seem right
blksnowangel
Me: Grillin on my magic barbecue~~
That can cook macaroni and cheese~~~
That can grill the carrots~~~
Konan: You did what!!!!
Me: What? Now I need paper plates* looks at Konan with a devious smirk*
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Me: *Tackles you* Not Konan! She's the only girl!!!
Konan: Where's Pein? -.-
Me: *Points at you*
Konan: *Walks up to you* Where is he?
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Me: ~Workin at the car wash yeahayayayaaaayy~~
Konan: WHERE IS PEIN!!!
Me: In my salad!!
Konan: Die!!!! *Starts trying to kill me*
Pein: Konan what are you doing!!
Konan: Pein-sama!! I thought you were dead.
Pein: You forgot I have 6 bodies didn't you?
Konan: Yes
Me: Besides which I gave him back his body. I couldn't cut it, too many piercings.
Konan: Oh. But you said he was in the salad.
Me: Yes he is carrots. Also can you make me 3 paper plates?
Konan: Sure??? *Makes/gives me paper plates*
Me: Thank you *looks for puppet boy*
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Me: Why do you need Sasori exactly?
Sasori: *Hiding*
Me: Wait did you use and Sushi? And what about Dei? Hmmm...I'm too lazy to look back to see ^-^""
Sasori: Nice *Hides*
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Me: Sasori!!! Give me a fork and a really sharp knife!!
Sasori: Why you brat?
Me: I'll tell only if you don't call me a brat.
Sasori: Never mind then. And I won't give you a knife or fork.
Me: It's okay I can just use one of your puppets!!*Runs off to get his Hiroko and Kazekage puppet*
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Sasori: *Twitch*
Me: Lolz.....
Sasori: Well as long as she doesn't eat me!
Me: I doubt she will...you're too woody
Sasori: That could be taken very pervertedly
Me: Yes, but we aren't perverts
Sasori: Touché
Me: XD
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Me: The meal was delicious
Hidan: Have you seen Kakuzu? I need to borrow $200
Me: No but the code to his safe is 29-34-23
Hidan: thanks...but how did you know?
Me: *Looks at him with an evil smirk* You don't need to know
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Me: Ha lolz! I'm hungry now... *Grabs cookies*
Deidara: *Grabs* Ha!
Me: *Attacks* MINEE!!
Me/Deidara: *Fight for cookies*
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Me:*Watching with popcorn and cookies with Hidan*
Hidan pass me a cookie
Me: Sure. Wonder why they're fighting when we have cookies here?
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Me: *Doesn't hear you* GIMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Deidara: NO! HEY! DONT GRAB THERE
Me; I COULD SAY THE SAME TO YOU!!!
Me: GRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Itachi: *Whacks us both*
Me/Deidara: OI!!!
Itachi: Stop fighting
Me: Grrr
Deidara: Tch...
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Me&Hidan: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Too preoccupied booing to notice the evil aura behind me*
Zetsu: *Taps me on my shoulder I look at him* I believe We Want To Kill You!!
Me:
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Me: Uh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........I need food......*Makes a sandwich*
Deidara: Wow
Me: Yup ^_^
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Me: Eh-eh well I am full so I got you something
Kakuzu: You had better of got us all something
Me: I'm not that heartless
All: "that heartless"?
Me: Suck huevos *Gives all food gifts*
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Me: Heh wow.... Ugh...so....sleepy....*Falls asleep*
Sasori: *Twitch*
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Me: ... Wowzers
Hidan: 'Wowzers'??
Me: Yes Wooow-zeeerrrrs
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Deidara: Someone get her off!! *Tries to push me off*
Itachi: *Chuckles*
Kisame: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Sasori: *Smirks*
Deidara: I hate all of you
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Me: Pay me $20 and I'll get her off of you
Deidara: No
Me: ok
Dei: Anybody wants to help, un? *No one says anything* Fine help me get her off.
Me: The price has gone up $200
Dei: OK Just get her off of me
Me *Whispers* Deidara is gonna marry Zetsu
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Me: Why's he gonna marry him
Sasori: *Shrugs*
blksnowangel
Me: See you woke up!!!
Zetsu: Why am I paired with the transvestite?
Deidara: Why am I paired with the cold, cannibalistic, Oreo?
Me: Because I found a veeeerrry graphic story about you two *has dark grin on her face*
Dei & Zet: *Gulps*
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Me: How interesting.... And he's not a trans!!! *Hits Zetsu* And now I want to eat Zetsu....
Zetsu: *Glare*
Me: ;D
blksnowangel
Me: Yeessssssssssss~ He has Oreo skin too
Zetsu *runs and screams like a wimp*
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Me: Get him! *Follows*
All: *Stare*
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Me: Would you like me to read you guys some lemons~~
All: *Pales* No
Me: THEN HELP ME CATCH HIM *Whips a beautiful steel whip*
This is exactly the conversation. The only thing that is different is that my computer (evil son of a dog) automatically corrects my words.
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