Con Mua Bong Bong

Summary: Kyouya had never known the word love and never planned to, until one day the host club receives an unexpected guest that resembles Haruhi. Welcome Maruhi Fujioka, Haruhi's older brother. Kyouya's future Boyfriend. Boyxboy.

A/N: Ahaha I crack myself up sometimes, I love ouran koukou I don't even know why I stopped reading it! XD I hope you all like this. I DON'T OWN ANYTHING but MARUHI. Hehe.

Military Escapee

Ah~ the hour of activities has come around the Ourak KouKou corner, beautiful girls in their frilly yellow skirts pranced and danced toward the host club, whilst their hosts prepared for their most elegant show.

"This time's host club's theme is The Three Muskateers!"

Tamaki piped happily, drawing his sword in a most heroic stance, the school ladies 'oohing' and 'ahhing'.

"Tamaki-San you look soo handsome!"

All fellow aggreements quickly chirping up their songs of praise as the lovely Suoh Tamaki posed on the seats of the club, hand to his hand laughing a "Ho, ho, ho"

"Does he always have to get carried away?" A tired, service girl-in-disguise asks.

"Well I did claim he was a show-off." Kyoya snickers, his fingers not moving from the keys.

The host club was loud and rowdy as ever, but today was a 'wee' bit different at some point. As closing time came close and the boys-and girl got ready for their second session of class.

"Nyaah, days are getting so boring lately."

Kaoru claimed in hopes that something NOTboring would pop up. Hikaru yawns in agreement, leaning his head onto his identical's shoulder.

"True, I'm wondering what we should do now."

Tamaki says, taking off his costume with the thought of adventure. But of course the only thing in his fantasies was Haruhi wearing a cinderella ball-gown with glass slippers, dancing the night away like no one's watching.

Jaw opened, drool swooning down his lips, Tamaki sighs.

"Kyaa! Milord's smothering the floor!"

Hani-Sempai's baby finger pointed, all eyes on the drool that nearly fell to the floor when suddenly! Out of the blue Kyoya threw one of the couch cushions into the air and "PLOP!" the pillow hit hard onto the lord's face.

Falling to the floor unknowingly then crying loudly his majesty shouts:

"Kyoya! That Hurt! MEANIE! TRAITOR!"

"Stop it Tamaki, you're contaminating the air."

Serious and stoic as ever, the two continued their one-sided argument. Haruhi smiles to herself, things were boring those days, but still joyous to be present to experience all the joy these rowdy-hearted boys could give.

"Haruhi wanna cake?"

Cute eyes looking up with a bunny between his arms, Hani pulls onto the girl's jacket.

"Uhh. . . no thanks sempai."

Suddenly the doors opened.

All eyes turned. And lore! A glorious sight to behold. Standing only a head taller than Haruhi, eyes of dark hazel, hair long to his shoulders, gleaming a brilliant chocolate pigment, happy-go-lucky peachy skin, with lips that curled into an innocent frown yet sparkled with the freshness of youth.

His eyes beamed, his mouth gaped, revealing amazing pearly-whites as his feet took him across the room and ontop of little, surprised Haruhi.

"Haruhi!"

Haruhi stared appalled at this sudden surprise.

"Big Brother?!"

Everyone's jaws dropped. Even Kyoya's glasses had cracked at this point.

"A BROTHER?!"

Smiling so ever aristocratically, his hands smoothly ruffled Haruhi's hair.

"Big brother what on earth are you doing here?!"

Haruhi pulls at her brother's hands, throwing them up and down.

"I wanted to see you."

The boy utterly says, then carrying Haruhi high up in the sky, he cheers.

"I'm so happy to see my Haruhi so beautiful!"

Exclaiming with joy yet fear at the same time, Haruhi squeals with delight. The rest of the group however could only stare in utter shock, their eyes not leaving the seemingly flower-filled-reunion.

"Where'd all these flowers came from?"

"I had no idea Haruhi had a brother,"

Kaoru smirks, leaning against his brother, showing-off his best smirks ever.

"Hiya, we're the Hitacchin twins."

Surprised, but friendly, the nice gentleman extends his hand, as the other pulled back the unwanted bangs going down his right eye.

"Hello, I'm Maruhi Fujioka, nice to meet you."

Eyes sparkled when Hani added:

"Wow ~"

"Haruhi spoke much of you."

"When did I?"

"Haru why didn't you tell us you had a brother."

Hani asked.

"Well that's cause he was in Military School."

-DOOOOOM-

"MILITARY SCHOOL!?"

Tamaki Shrieked.

"He was so bad he was sent to military school. . . ah!"

Haruhi immediately turned to her brother pulling at his sleeve throwing them up and down franctically.

"Wait a sec! Why are you wearing the school uniform, and how'd you get out of the military boarding school?!"

Maru stares for a split second then quickly bursts into an endless laughter, tears coming out the ends of his eye lids, his slim fingers wiping them away.

"Silly Haruhi, I was so bad I was sent out of Military School! Haha!"

With a smile of pride Maru stared into an endless depth of dark pupils. Revealing doom across her forehead Haruhi kept her silence yet still everyone could've noticed something was wrong.

"C'mon, I'm a Fujioka, I'm not weak to actually stay put in a stupid military place."

Carefully spinning around in a circle Maru turns to explore the area with the twins as his escorts.

"This is where we all drink tea during break!"

With an extended tray filled with sweets and tea, Maru's eyes glistened with the hope of the future his lips slowly parted letting out a "WOW" with excitement.

"I can't believe this."

Haruhi mutters.

"Haruhi, you said he went to military school?"

Tamaki questioned.

"It's a long story,"

The girl sighs.

"He was sent to military school the year he was supposed to graduate. I went with my father of course, but then things got out of hand. He sent one student to the hospital and because of that he was not accepted into any school. He was then forced into military school because of his violent behavior."

"Wow!"

Hani exclaimed.

"But Brother why did you come here? You got a submission?"

Haruhi asked.

"What are you kidding me? I'm not that rich or smart to get into this pink castle."

Maru laughed sipping some tea, free-willingly.

"Don't just touch things that aren't your's."

Haruhi says.

"I forced my way in of course."

EVEN WORSE. Tamaki thought.

"But I hear that you have a suitor Haruhi."

Maru says, standing up and looking down at his sister.

"So,"

Hands on her shoulder, with a kind of aura only the weak could sense.

"Who's the lucky man?"(As in to get kicked in the guts by the over-possessive brother)

SHIT. Tamaki's world started to crumble right at this point.

~TO BE CONTINUED~