Ibuki wuz sittin with Twogami talkn bout muzik and mizic acessoriez when Koizumi walked up to them.

"I'm just here ta remind ya dat im a todal bitch!" Said Koizumi.

Suddnly Sayonji lept in and dekapitated Koizumi wit a kattanna.

"Why did u kill ur best friend !" Shouted Ibuki.

"Bucuz I am da tru mastamind! Junko wuz my big sisth and I was snt to mak sur yall die!" Repplied Saonji

Ibuki got up and tok out hur Guitr.

"Ibuki iz gunna beet yor asse!" Shouted Ibuki.

Da two started fiting and it was epix cuz da metl gear rising soundtrak was plain.

"Your musik willl nevah beat disbear!" Yelled Saonji.

"I'll sho u!"

Ibuki fird a lazar outta hur gutr which destroid Saonji but it was also sad cuz Koizumi was still ded.

"Ibuki ur the best musisian evef, ur funneh, and you have a gret butt! Letz get brried!"

So Ibuki and Twogami gat marred and had amazin secks.-

"Hold up!" Interrupted Koizumi.

Ibuki was reading her latest story to her, Saonji, and Twogami.

"But Ibuki didn't even get to the part where she went to space." Said Ibuki.

"Why was I portrayed this way?!" Asked Koizumi. "I walked in, called myself a bitch, and died!"

"And why was I evil?" Asked Saonji.

"Because you are." Replied Twogami. "And let me just say that I barely did anything in that story."

"Well if Ibuki wasnt interupted then maybe she could have gotten to the part where Byakuya chan became prime minister of england!" Said Ibuki.

"I do feel that i was a bit out of character too." Said Twogami.

"Does that mean you dont like Ibuki's ass?" Asked Ibuki.

"Screw this I'm out of here!" Shouted Koizumi.

Koizumi got up and left.

"Well I should get going too." Said Twogami. "Hanamura said he was going to make waffles."

"Oh Ibuki wants waffles too! With blackberries and blueberries nd chocolate chips and purple whipped cream and chocolate sauce..."

Ibuki followed Twogami out, continuing to list what she wanted on her waffles. Now alone, Saonji reached into her left sleeve and took out a cell phone. She dialed a number and held it up to her ear.

"Sis its me...shes on to me... Yeah... I'll keep an eye on her."