The Wind Waker: Captain Crawfishes Adventures
Prologue
Long ago, there was a kingdom full of people who liked The Beatles. In that kingdom, a golden power existed. But one fateful day, a Fanboy who loved Queen and Freddie Mercury took that power so he could make everyone listen to Queen. And he spread Queen's songs across the land. But when all hope was lost . . . a young boy in a green dress appeared out of nowhere. With his blade that repelled evil, he sealed the crazy fanboy away and gave the land light (and the Beatles). The boy, who travelled through time to save the land, was called the Hero of Time. And his tale was passed down through generations until he was a legend.
And then came a day when a loud song was heard across the kingdom, and the insane fanboy was back in business. The people hoped that the Hero would save them from listening to "We Are the Champions" for eternity, but he must've been on a Beatles world tour or something, cause he didn't come. What happened to that kingdom? It is not known. They're probably still there listening to "We Are the Champions" or something.
On a certain island, it become customary to garb young boys in green dresses when they came of age. Clothed in the green dresses of the fields, they were forced to find heroic blades, cast down evil, and listen to The Beatles. The Elders only wish for the youths to know the Beatles (and the courage, I guess) like the hero of legend . . .