The cup of tea (A Sonic fanfic)

by tailsissexyandheknowsit

Tails (The sexiest freaking fox in the universe) makes himself a cup of earl grey tea one morning only to find he has to deal with his nemises: Sonic the chavhog (Sonic the hedgehog's chav cousin). Will Tails be able to make a cup of tea for Sonic as well or will he snap? Read the FUCKING STORY

One fabulous morning, Tails woke up and went downstairs to his kitchen. He got a mug and made a cup of tea then went to the workshop. Sonic was there. He saw Tails and said "Oi you cheeky little scrub. If your'e making tea I want on mate"

"K." Said Tails and he made Sonic a cup of tea.

"Thanks for that yeah." Said Sonic, picking up the tea and drinking it. He immediately spat it all out in Tails' face. Tails screamed in pain as burning hot tea scalded his sexy face. "Ah soz, mate. It was well hot." Sonic said before leaving. Tails passed out and landed in a puddle of steaming hot tea and awoke several hours later to see Sonic reaching for a huge jar of extremely sharp biscuits on the highest shelf. "NOOO" Shouted Tails.

"Ah Fuck mate" Said Sonic, dropping the jar on Tails. It shattered and shards of glass and biscuits flew everywhere, stabbing into them both. "What the actual fuck mate? Your fucking biscuits cut me you cheeky little penis muffin." Said Sonic before kicking Tails as hard as he could. "Tails screamed in pain and passed out again. "Fucking ass basket" Said Sonic as he walked out the door. Tails awoke again in a puddle of blood, tea, broken glass shards and biscuits. "One day, Sonic the chavhog. I will have my revenge." He scowled, munching a piece of biscuit.

"I forgot me fucking shades, mate" Sonic said walking into Tails and pushing him over on to the broken glass. "Oh shit, sorry take it like a big boy k?"

"Right, that's it!" Yelled Tails getting up and taking shards of glass out of him. "I've had just about enough of you!"

"Oh you starting something? You wanna make something of it? You wanna go? Come at me Cock chomper" Tails growled and swung his fist at Sonic, knocking him over. "Ah shit, man you fucking cheeky little cunt I'll knock yer light's out mate say it to my face and see what happens" Tails pushed him against the wall and punched him in the face again. Sonic said "You absolute dick fidd-" Before he was knocked out. Tails looked down at Sonic and smirked. And then he fucked his corpse. The end