Elevator. Part I
Humor! xD
Ello! Ok, so I just randomly wanted to do this! Some of these MIGHT not have been all my ideas, but idk if other ppl have used them, if some of these HAVE been used, I'm so sorry, I am NOT taking the credit.
There are A LOT of 'Pretend's in here! :D But please enjoy. Don't like? Then I don't want to hear it. Just leave please.
Disclaimer: Roses are red, basketball's are orange! I don't own Big Time Rush, so don't hit me with the...door henge? Okay, that was an EPIC FAIL! But you get it, I don't own BTR...and I have NO idea what/how a door henge IS, or HOW you spell it...ANYWAYS, on to the story! Well, it doesn't seem like a story much, but STILL! :)
#1. There's three people in an elevator, and your in the left side. Poke the person in the middle, and blame the person in the far right side. Shows: Kendall.
Kendall walked inside the elevator, and saw 2 people. He went to the left side of the elevator, and saw a 40 year-old women in the middle, and a man who appeared to be her husband, on the far right side.
The elevator moved, and Kendall took a look a both adults, then at the elevator door.
He moved his right hand, over to the lady's right shoulder, and poked it. He moved his hand quickly, and looked away.
The old lady looked at her husband.''What?'' The man asked, as the lady did the 'I got my eye on you' look, and just looked at the door.
Kendall tried acting normal, then, he poked her left shoulder, and took his hand away quickly, and looked at the door again. The lady looked at him, folding her arms.
''What?'' Kendall asked.
''Did you just poke me?''
''Now, why would I do that to such a sweet old-I mean, young looking lady like you.'' Kendall said, as he looked around, for no one to hear, and whispered in the lady's ear.''It was him...'' He said, pointing at her husband.
The lady then looked at her husband.
''What!'' He asked again.
''Still got my eye on you!'' She said, turning back to the door, as Kendall looked at the door again and giggled. Then, he went over to the lady's back, and poked it two times.
The lady then rolled her eyes, and hit her husband with her bag. Kendall turned around and laughed secretly.
''What!'' The guy yelled.
''Since you think it's SO funny!''
''What'd I do?'' He shouted, as the door's opened. They both came out, still arguing.''You just LOVE to mess with me don't you?'' Kendall heard the lady say.
#2. Pretend to be part of the FBI or CIA. Shows: Kendall&James.
''Excuse me sir?'' Kendall asked, coming into the elevator with James. Both of them wearing black suits and sunglasses.
''Yes?'' The 25 year-old guy who was in the elevator asked.
''I'm James, that's Kendall. Were part of the, CIA and FBI.''
''Both?''
''Hey! We'll ask the questions here!'' Kendall shouted, pointing at his fake badge.''Take a look at our official I.D's!'' Kendall moved the fake I.D's up and down super fast so the guy won't read it. Then, he put it back in his pocket.''Now, I think your in violation of privacy!''
''What privacy? This is a public elevator!''
''Yeah, that's what they ALL say!'' Kendall said.''Now, hands behind your back!''
''But-''
''HANDS, BEHIND YOUR BACK SIR.'' The guy did as told, but he was really annoyed.
James then talked into his watch walkie talky.''We have a rule breaker here. Broke rule number one...Code 12. Make sure it has the toy. Over.''
''Oh! Get me one too!'' Kendall yelled.''No mustard.''
''Kendall would like a Code 12 also, no mustard. Check for the toy also. Over.''
''Copy that.'' James heard in his walkie talky.''Now, were going to take you downtown for some...personal questions.'' James told the guy.
''But I didn't do anything! I DEMAND a phone call!'' The guy said, as James and Kendall grabbed him by the arms and started taking him away.
''Yeah, yeah, just KEEP walking!'' Kendall said.
#3. Pretend to think that your stuck in the elevator. Shows: Carlos&Logan.
Carlos and Logan saw the elevator open, and they saw an old lady come in. Carlos smiled at her, and Logan pressed the elevator button, for the lobby.
Logan then put something on the ground secretly. 5 seconds later, they all heard a red siren.
''Ooo! A red siren! Did we win something? Does that mean good? That is so cool!''
''When is a red siren EVER good!'' Logan told him.
''Oh no! W-were stuck in the elevator! Were gonna die in here! No, no food, no water! No corn dogs! Oh, the humanity!'' Carlos yelled, as him and Logan started banging on the doors.
''Why! Why do bad things always happen to me? I'm a good person!'' Logan said.
''Uhm, boys?'' The lady said, as the elevator opened, but the guys just made it close up again.''Boys?''
''NOT now lady! Were stuck in here, and we need help! Gahh!'' Carlos yelled again.
''Calm down boys...I'm sure it's just how the elevator is sometimes. At least we'll get to know each other better, and, spend time with neighbor's. Were like family, aren't we?'' Carlos and Logan then stopped what they were doing, shook their heads, and looked over at the lady all serious.
''Lady...'' Logan started, as he put a hand on her shoulder.''This isn't a joke, or a game. Were trying to save you, and all you can think about is, spending time with your neighbor's? I mean, look at you, your not even scared. You still even have bags under your eyes.''
''Or are they like that?'' Carlos asked.
''Now, let us do our smart thinking, like REAL mature adults do...''
*2 min. later*
''HELP! WERE STUCK IN THE DAMN ELEVATOR! PLEASE HELP US! WE GOT A HELPLESS OLD LADY IN HERE!'' Carlos yelled, as the lady hit him with her purse.''Ow!''
''Don't worry dude!''
''How can I NOT worry!''
''Because!''
''Well-oh! I almost forgot! I got a stick! Ha!'' Carlos yelled out, taking a stick out of his pocket.
''What is a stick gonna do!'' Logan asked loudly.
''N-nothing, I just wanted you guys to know I had a stick...''
''Oh god...'' The lady said to herself.
*1 very boring minute later*
''Why won't the elevator open!'' Carlos yelled.
''It opened like 10 times already!'' The lady yelled.
''Well do NOT panic, we got a plan! It is TOTALLY awesome, and it's TOTALLY gonna work!'' Carlos said, with a huge smile on his face.''Once we come up with one...''
''I-it's okay! I am, 75 percent sure we'll be okay!'' Logan yelled.
''Only 75 percent!'' Carlos yelled at him.
Right then, the elevator opened.
''Oh, there we go, that wasn't so bad...'' Carlos said, as him and Logan came out all smily.
''My heroes...'' The lady said sarcastically.
#4. Pretend that you OWN the elevator, and have seat belts on it. Shows: Kendall&Logan.
''Alright people! Come on!'' Logan yelled, letting about 3 teenage people in.
Then, Kendall smiled at all of them, and pushed them against the wall, and checked them from head to toe.''Their clean. No suspects in, or out.'' Kendall said, in his walkie talky that was by his shoulder.
''Okay, what is going on?'' One guy yelled.
''We own this elevator, so just stay quiet, and we'll explain the rules.'' Logan told him, as Kendall and him, started putting seat belts on all 3 of them. The elevator actually had seats with seat belts on it, that Kendall and Logan put in.
''Make sure you wear your seat belts at all times!'' Kendall said.''It can get very dangerous!''
''What the hell are you-''
''Your supposed to stay quiet.'' Kendall said, interrupting the 13 year-old girl.
''Okay...2 more seconds, and we'll be there.'' Logan said, as it stood quiet for a while. Till the doors opened.
''Oh, this is the 23rd floor...'' Kendall said.
''Hmm...I could've sworn I pushed the lobby one.'' Logan told Kendall.
''Oh...well, BACK in your seats people!'' Kendall yelled, blowing a whistle.
''It's okay. We can use the stairs from here!'' One guy said, as all 3 teenager's just ran out.
''HEY!'' Kendall yelled, blowing his whistle again, as him and Logan ran out after them.''Code 14! 3 teenager's are off to the stairs from the 23rd floor! We need back up!'' He yelled, into his walkie talky.
#5. Sing or dance, just to scare/annoy people. Shows: All 4 boys.
All 4 guys were standing in the elevator, when the door opened. They saw a business man come inside. He was in front of them, and he pushed on the '1' button.
Kendall nodded, as they all quietly cleared their throats.
''Bow-Chicka-Wow, wow!'' They all yelled and sang, as the business guy jumped, and dropped his suit case.''You dropped something...'' Carlos whispered at him.
''That's what my baby said, Mow, mow, mow, and my heart starts pumping!''
''Why the hell did you guys just-''
''FIST PUMP!'' Kendall yelled, interrupting the guy as all of them did fist pump's, and started dancing.
''Spongebob squarepants! Spongebob...squarepants!''
''Seriously, are you guys-''
''Cause baby tonight! The DJ got us falling in love again!'' They all sang slowly in deep voices.
''Are you TRYING to give me a heart att-''
''BUSTED!'' They sang., getting all up in the guy's face. Then, the doors opened.
''You people are crazy!'' The guy yelled, running out of the elevator.
''We'll do this again sometime!'' Kendall yelled, as all 4 of them waved good-bye.
''Oh, oh, oh, ohhhh...'' They started singing their theme song, as another guy came in.
#6. Pretend to flirt with a palm tree, while an old lady is standing right next to you. Shows: James.
''Well...'' James paused, and threw his stuff at the old lady in the elevator.''Hello there...gorgeous.'' He said to a palm tree in the elevator.
''Where did that-how-huh?'' The lady was totally confused on how the palm tree got in their.
''Are you from Tennessee? 'Cause your the only 10, I see. No seriously, these palm tree's are, EVERYWHERE!''
''Oh...'' The lady faked a smile, and turned around, not smiling again.
''You know, I've never met anyone so passionate, and beautiful in my entire life...''
''Oh, well thank you son, that is so nice of you to say that...'' Said the old lady, fixing her hair and smiling. Then, James just looked at her.
''I'm sorry, what?'' He asked, but the lady didn't respond. She just kept smiling.''Okay? Well, even though your probably a thousand years old, you can still keep a grip!'' James said, as he felt someone hit him to the ground.''Why'd you just hit me there!''
''For your information, I am only 65!''
''Yeah, 65 thousand...'' James mumbled, as he got hit with the lady's purse again.''I'm kidding! And that purse isn not a weapon lady!'' He yelled, getting up from the floor. He then cleaned his shirt and fixed his hair, clearing his throat.''You know, some dog's might've thought you were a perfect object to do your business in, but I think-'' James paused, after being hit with the lady's purse again.
''Crazy!'' She yelled, after going away.
''What's up with her? Ugh, people these days, they just get crazier and crazier.'' James said to himself, getting up from the floor again, and taking a look at the palm tree.''What do you think?''
#7. Talk to people about your 'personal' life, just to annoy them. Shows: Kendall.
Kendall came into the elevator, but he seemed kind of down.''Please don't ask why I'm so down...I don't wanna bother you...'' Kendall told the 16 year-old guy that was standing next to him in the elevator.
''Uhm, okay. Thanks.'' The guy said, with a smile.
''But since you insist! There was this guy, who just, passed right by me in the waiting line. I was the one that was gonna meet Ke$ha before him!''
''You were gonna meet Ke$ha?''
''No...but I WOULD be down if that happened! I mean, what is it with people cutting in line these days! Can't they please respect the people who woke up SO early?''
''Yeah...What a tragedy...'' The guy said, sarcastically.
*5 minutes later*
''I told the guy, 'I said I wanted the last pie and you just gave it to-'' Kendall stopped, and pulled the guy back inside before he left.'' 'him! Your a disgrace to all teens!' But still! That was SO not cool!''
''Oh my god...'' The guy said with a small groan.
''I know. RIGHT!''
*10 min. later*
''I saw a hobo, then RAN back inside Wal-Mart. But I do NOT get it. Why is it called Wal-Mart? There's walls in EVERY store! What? Do they have some special kind WALL or something? Huh? Do their walls FLY or something? Actually that WOULD be cool. But Mart? Isn't that some kind of guy nickname?''
The guy looked at him with a really annoyed expression.
*7 min. later*
''But it's called a butterfly. So, is it butter, that flies? Wow! I was WAY off! 'Cause I've never seen those. At first, I thought it was a fly with butter. Now THAT would TOTALLY be weird! You know what I'm saying dude?''
*15 min. later*
''I mean...seriously! It was MY turn to ride the pony! And, he just jumps in!'' Kendall said.''The NERVE of some people!''
''Are you done?''
''Oh...yeah!''
''Thank you!'' The guy said, as he started walking away.
''You know...'' Kendall started, as he put his hand on the guy's shoulder, and pulled him back inside.''Do you think it's really fair? I mean, what is it with people like that? The guy also said I was too tall! But, I grabbed my shoes, and went down on my knees and told him 'Am I short enough to go on the ride NOW?' But guess what? He STILL didn't let me in! Then, this next guy comes and does the same thing I did...and they let HIM in? The hell!'' Kendall folded his arms, and shook his head.
Then, the elevator opened, and someone else came inside. Kendall smiled, as the guy went over to the other person.''Please call my mother...''
*5 MORE min. of pure AGONY*
''Pshh...hey you look very familiar. Oh! You look JUST like my uncle! Except he's in prison...''Kendall said, as the guy just looked at him.''HA! You should've seen your face when I told you that! You were all like,'' Kendall paused, and did an impression of the guy being totally scared.''Hahaha,'' Kendall then got all serious.''Hey what's your name?''
''Paul...'' The guy said, with his right elbow resting on his left wrist, and with his fist in his cheek.
But he was totally annoyed.
''I'm gonna call you Denis. I love Denis haha, we can be BGFFWTTIAEETOOTDTAA!'' Kendall said super quickly, as the guy just stared at him with a totally confused look.''Best guy friends forever who talk together in an elevator even though one of them doesn't talk at all!'' Kendall said quickly again, with a cute little smile.
''Oh...'' The guy said. ''God please help me...''
''God is awesome, you know? I love God, I mean..seriously who doesn't! YOU DA MAN!'' Kendall said, as the guy just ran out when the doors opened.''HEY! Where are you going? To the bathroom? Yeah! We were here a while! Okay! See ya later! I'll just wait here! Remember! Were BGFFWTTIAEETOOTDTAA!'' Kendall said.''Oh, now I have to go...'' He said, as he just ran out the elevator.
#8. Do a random survey to random people. But don't let them finish answering. Shows: Logan&Carlos.
''Excuse me kind sir, but, were taking a survey for our neighbors...'' Carlos said to the man in the elevator.
''And we were wondering, if we could do the survey on you.'' Logan said.
''Oh, well-''
''Great!'' Logan said, interrupting the man, and taking a clip board out of nowhere.''Carlos will ask the questions.''
''Ok, do you think the guy that works in the lobby has an afro that looks like an electricuted biever?'' Carlos asked.
''Uhm actually-''
''Yes.'' Logan said, interrupting the guy, and writing stuff down.''How rude of you sir.''
''Okay, do you believe in the existance, of unicorns?'' Carlos asked.
''Well-''
''Of course you do.'' Logan said.
''Do you like pie?''
''Everyone does.'' Logan said, after the guy opened his mouth to say something.
''Yeah. Alright Mr., what is your favorite color?''
''Blu-''
''Green. The color of the grass and tree's.'' Logan said, as he wrote more stuff down.
''Okay, SpongeBob, or Dora?''
''I don't really-''
''SpongeBob. Got it.'' Logan said.
''Ok, Big Time Rush? Or...Big Time Rush?''
''What's the diff-''
''Big Time Rush. Awesome.'' Logan said, interrupting once again.''One more question.''
''Fina-''
''Wheat bread, or regular...uhm, non-fat bread?''
''I guess-''
''Wheat bread. CHECK!'' Logan yelled, smiling, and getting out of the elevator.
''Nice of you to do this interview Bob.'' Carlos said, shaking the guy's hand, and walking away.
''What just happened?'' The guy asked himself.
#9. Have an EPIC war, that takes forever. Shows: Kendall&James.
Kendall came inside the elevator, as James was about to come out. They both stopped, when they both bumped into each other.
''Whoa! D-did you just push me!'' Kendall yelled, as a 3 teenager's who were guys, ran into the elevator.
''Psh, well maybe I did! But you, touched the leather!'' James yelled, cleaning off his jacket.
''Oh, so you wanna bring it!''
''Oh! Hell yeah!'' James yelled, putting his fists up.
''Ooo fight!'' One of the teenage boys yelled out.
''But first!'' Kendall paused, and took out a helmet, and put it on. Then, he patted the top with his hand.
''Uhm, I don't see why you need a-''
''Ready!''
''Ok!''
''But I'm still missing my other things!'' Kendall said, as he took out some fingerless gloves, and put them on.
''What the-''
''Alright!''
''Ok! Good! Let's do this!''
''But! I still need,'' Kendall paused once again, and took out knee pads, and put them on.
''Oh god...'' James said, putting one hand in his face.
''Ready!''
''Finally!''
''BUT! I need these!'' Kendall yelled out, taking out shoulder pads, as James shook his head, and rolled his eyes.
''Isn't this for when you ride a bike-''
''Alright! Let's DO THIS!''
''Alright then!'' James yelled, putting his fists up again, and smiling.
''AFTER, I put my elbow pads on!'' Kendall said, taking out elbow pads, as James and the other 3 boys shook their heads.
''You know what, I'm gonna go get a smoothie, you just, stay here.'' James said, as he just shook his head again, and left.
''READY.'' Kendall yelled.
*4 min. after Kendall put on MORE protective gear, and James drank his smoothie*
Kendall and James looked at each other with fury. The other 3 boys were still there with them, but they were smiling excitedly.
''It didn't have to end this way...'' James said, as he lifted up his fist. Kendall did the same. The other 3 boys were just looking closely, with their jaws dropping.
Then, Kendall and James were getting their fists closer to each other. Then, they just started to thumb wrestle.
''What the hell?'' One guy said.
''Oh, I'm SO gonna win!'' Kendall yelled.
''Wouldn't dream of it!'' James yelled back.
''This is a rip off.'' The same guy said, as all 3 of the boys just left. Leaving Kendall and James in their epic war.
#10. Have an awkward conversation with a stranger, and pretend, that you think that they're your long time friend. Shows: Carlos
Carlos put on his cap, and came inside the elevator when the doors opened, and just smiled excitedly. ''Oh my gosh! Cindy?'' He asked the guy in the elevator.
''W-what?'' The guy asked. He was majorly confused.
''It's been so long! How ya been!'' Carlos asked all excited.
''What are you talking about?''
''Wow, some times WE had huh!''
''Huh!''
''Yeah! So...how ya been?''
''But I-ugh! Yeah, I've, been good...''
''Awesome! Me too!''
''Great...'' The guy said sarcastically.
''Wow...12 more floors...''
''Yeah. 12 more.''
A few awkward and silence seconds then passed.
''So, your good right?'' Carlos asked again.
''Yes.'' The guy said, taking a look at Carlos, who took his cap off.
''Wait, are you, Carlos? From, Big Time Rush!''
''Well of course! You and I are bud's! You didn't know about my band?''
''I knew about the band, but I didn't know you.''
''Oh, well, have you heard us?''
''Well, I mean, I don't really like your music! But...'' The guy paused and looked down, as Carlos looked at him all serious.''But yeah. Sort of. You know, I just wanted to know if it was you...''
''Yeah, alright.''
Later:
''So...you been good?'' Carlos asked again.
''Yeah!'' The guy yelled, as the elevator doors opened, and Carlos smiled at him, and ran out.
''The hell?'' The guy asked himself.
End of Part I.
Ok, so my favorites were definitely #2,3 and 7.(But I LOVED them all!)
#7-if Kendall was talking to me forever like that, I'd be in heaven, not in agony. ;D
#9-when me&my bff always got mad at each other (not really) we would put our fist up in the air, like if we were about to punch each other in the face, but instead, we would THUMB WRESTLE! xD That's just what WE do! x)
#10-Go it from a video on youtube. So, it wasn't all my idea! I don't like taking the credit!
#8-Some misspelled words I know. But I was too lazy to go to ask. com and ASK how you spell them. lol. Besides, I hate it when people correct me.
-Um, I just thought of these ideas, and I'm not sure if they've been used. Oh well, review? But please don't be mean, I work hard. I know some seem stupid, and weird...and random...but that's just how I am! Don't judge me!
Anyways, what was your favorite? Please tell me! :) I'm working on Part II! But it might take some time. Please be patient, unlike me. I HATE waiting!