A/N I love Christmas and so here's a special one for you all! :) I get a three-week break off school so woo hoo! =8)

I know people love to use mistletoes and you probably read something like this before but still. It should raise your Christmas Spirit!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. Do I look tall enough to be J.K. Rowling? Does it look like I go off on tours? I pretty sure J.K. Rowling isn't in still in school. But I guess I can be mistaken. (;

Christmas Special: Merry Christmas! :)

Mistletoe Madness Part I

Dumbledore has officially gone insane.

Everyone at Hogwarts agrees. Even Snape and Filch agree and they love to torture students.

The old Headmaster had just put up a horrible spell.

Every doorway in Hogwarts now has a mistletoe over it.

And each one held horrors to it, the students soon found out. And, it didn't care what gender you were. Or who you were. Or if you are siblings.

It started with Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter. (A/N They are always together so it's more probable. Don't worry, they aren't gay...in this story.)

They were walking into the Great Hall, arguing over Quidditch while Hermione and Ginny walked behind them, arguing over boys and books.

Suddenly, Ron and Harry were pulled back to the mistletoe above the Great Hall door. They stood there for a second, then shrugged. They started back to the table. But when they got within ten feet from the mistletoe, they were pulled back once again.

"What is going on?" Harry looked around, trying to see if someone, meaning Malfoy, was playing a prank on them.

But, Malfoy wasn't there, and Harry saw him walk in the Great Hall.

"Malfoy! Did you hex us or something?" Ron glared at Malfoy, pointing to himself and Harry.

"I just woke up, Weasel, and came down here. Whoever did this is a genius, though." Malfoy smirked and started yelling. "Hey, everyone, look! The-Boy-Who-Won't-Die and Weasel got stuck under the mistletoe!"

The Hall went silent, and everyone turned to the doorway to see Harry and Ron standing under the mistletoe.

Hermione and Ginny exchanged glances. Amused glances.

They bust out laughing, startling everyone. They couldn't help it. They helped Dumbledore, with the mistletoes, of course.

"Harry..hahaha...Ron...hahaha...You Guys...hahaha...Have...hahahaha...To..hahaha...Kiss!" Ginny said this in between pants and laughs, tears streaming down her face.

Hermione and Ginny laughed harder when she saw the disgusted/horrified/confused/WTF look on their friend's faces.

Malfoy stood by and watched, an amused smirk on his face.

Everyone gaped at the doorway. Their precious Harry Potter had to kiss a boy? And their precious Gryffindor Princess was rolling on the ground laughing her ass off?

Snape stood up, irritated at the scene before him. He was irritated that Hermione, who was Head Girl, was hanging on to the table of Slytherin, panting hard and laughing,

"Well, Potter and Weasley, hurry up and do the deed so we can enjoy our breakfast! Granger and girl Weasley get up and QUIT BLOODY LAUGHING! Ten points from Gryffindor for disrupting breakfast."

That shut up Hermione, but Ginny was still kinda giggling.

Harry and Ron looked at each other warily. "No matter what, we are not gay, mate." "Agreed."

They leaned towards each other and both of them cringed at the thought of kissing each other.

They brushed lips and immediately bounced twenty feet from each other, rubbing their lips furiously. That was the worst experience of their life.

Malfoy smirked at them, highly amused with what just unfolded.

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The day went by, and everyone was enjoying-and not enjoying-the mistletoes.

Draco Malfoy immensely enjoyed them. It was something that finally made him laugh at Hogwarts.

He walked into the Hall, ready for lunch, and everyone was quiet.

"What's wrong?" Then he noticed they were looking up.

Please tell me I'm not under the mistletoe...

He slowly looked up, and to his horror it was right there, mocking him from above.

He turned to see who he had to kiss, and gasped, his eyes wide.

No. Oh, no no no. Bloody Fucking Hell. No fucking way.

A/N Cliffhanger! Sorry, but I'll give you a hint: it's not Hermione. Too predictable for me. Don't hate me!

Anyway, I need names.

I don't want to just let our beloved characters enjoy it. You guys should join in as well!

List your name and what house you want to be in in the reviews.

Also, put in your crush's/boyfriend's/girlfriend's name at the bottom and I'll make sure you two get stuck under a mistletoe. (; Love you guys and Merry Christmas!