Percy straightens the camera, focusing on his face, rather than his bed, then pushes his hair out of his eyes. "Salvete!" He says waving at the camera, "My name is Percy, I'm 18 years old and I am starting a YouTube channel, because when I did a video with my friend Leo, also known as FlaminHotValdez, people really liked it and um yeah,"
There's a jump cut to him sitting at his desk. You can see glimpses of Swim team medals and stuff, but it's clear he's not trying to brag. "I guess I should tell you a little about myself. Well I'm taking a gap year before I go to college and I don't like broccoli but I like blue food and yeah I'm pretty "sure this isn't how you YouTube goodly."
Another jump cut, "I'm sorry for this terrible editing, I'm pretty new to this. Um in terms of what I do for fun... I swim," the camera quickly shows his, quite impressive, swim trophy collection. In the process of adjusting his camera, a poster falls down. The text on it reads Ancient Rome. "Oh, um I speak Latin, the title of this video means "Hello, Population of the Internets" I think. I also speak Ancient Greek, but not very well. Aside from that, I'm pretty bad at school."
He picks up the camera, with a somewhat shaky grip. "Um, do you want to meet my family?" He asks, rhetorically. He walks into another room, a living room / dining room/ kitchen. It shows, who us presumably his mother feeding a little girl. "This is my mom, and she is the best mother in the world. Ever. And um this is my half-sister Natalie. She doesn't like broccoli either apparently." He turns the camera so it better faces his mom. "Mom, is there anything you want to say?"
She fake smiles and replies. "Stay in school, kids!" That smile becomes genuine as she mentions, "Oh, and ladies, Percy is single," and winks.
"Mom!" Percy complains. "Whatever, I'll just edit that out" he mutters, them pans the camera to his sister. "Nat, is there anything you'd like to say?" Natalie just points and giggles at the camera, "She's only two!" He responds. "And my dad isn't home yet."
The clip fizzes a little and he's back in his room. "So yeah, I don't really know what to do on this channel, I'll probably just do challenges and skits and stuff. Make sure to subscribe for more content and Valete, or Be Strong!"