Song; there's a Zombie in my Attic
Just a little throwaway. In my AU this was the sole hit by a group in the 1960's called The Buttons [who never achieved fame because they never managed to transform into Beatles…..] it's sung kinda sorta to 'Mademoiselle des Armentieres, don't ask why it just sort of happened that way. The tune isn't a precise fit; make up what isn't. I did. It's the sort of really gross song young kids like. This is revised so the verses are actually separated; sorry I didn't realise, I wish someone might have reviewed it and told me
There's a zombie in my attic
There's a zombie in my attic and he's starting to smell
There's a zombie in my attic and he's turning green as well
Whenever I come in the door
Bits of flesh fall on the floor
Body fluids feely pour
From the zombie in my attic!
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There's a zombie in my attic and he likes to lend a hand
It dropped off at the wrist and he passes it arahnd*
I sewed it back with strong white thread
It doesn't hurt because he's dead
The other hand broke off instead
From the zombie in my attic!
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There's a zombie in my attic and he is putrefied
All the horrid gases are mixed in his inside
With the rotting of each part
He gives off a noxious fart
Making all nearby depart
From the zombie in my attic
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There's a zombie in my attic and he attracts the flies
Which when you think how much his smells is not a big surprise
Fat white maggots hunger sate
Some that wriggle, some gyrate
Now I have some fishing bait
From the zombie in my attic!
* pronounced after the cockney fashion