The Dalek Invasion Survival Guide
Welcome, everyone to The Dalek Invasion Survival Guide. This guide could save your life when Daleks invade Earth. As we all know, Daleks kill entire planets. They have no emotions or feelings except for hate- lots of hate. As we know already, Daleks use cannons that electrocute you to your death. They usually yell from their electronic voice (from their armor since they have no vocal cords), "EXTERMINATE" right before they fire. Daleks are living creatures inside a machine that gives them armor, weapons, and life. They originated from Skaro, and they fought the Time Lords in the Last Time War, leaving all the time lords except for the Doctor (as far as we know) and the Daleks (except for few who have breeded) in a time lock. Now, the Daleks have the Doctor as their greatest enemy, and they have been feared of through time and space.
Basic Dalek Evasion
These are the first basic ways for you to avoid any Dalek.
1. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
2. Don't check out what it is, because even if you didn't know it was a Dalek, it would still be stupid to go look at something that was TRYING TO KILL YOU! This has led to many deaths.
3. IF YOU DO GET AWAY, DON'T KEEP A DALEK HOSTAGE! IT NEVER WORKS!
4. Always partner up with a friend that you can easily outrun.
5. NEVER STOP AND STARE AT IT! THERE IS ABOUT AN EDUCATED GUESS OF 1 in 150 DALEKS HAVE A SMALL BIT OF EMOTIONS OR FEELINGS.
6. Don't try and ride them as a pony or try to possess it for our own evil plans. Remember it is a living thing inside a machine. You can't "override the robot" if it's not a robot to begin with!
7. If the Dalek is hurt or injured, DO NOT TOUCH IT!
7. NEVER EVER EVER try to shoot it! Not even a modern day gun could even come close to penetrating a DALEK'S ARMOR!
8. Never try to negotiate with a Dalek. That's like suicide. They have no emotions or feelings. They honestly won't care what your reason is.
9. NEVER BREED WITH A DALEK OR BREED A DALEK WITH ANY OTHER LIVING ORGANISM! I have never heard of it happening, but it's still a safe call to say this.
10. Never attempt to run over a Dalek or crush it with anything. They can teleport.
11. If you have escaped the Dalek, don't stop or look back, just keep going. It's Life or Death.
12. Don't call for help. It is obvious that Daleks have invaded and they have probably all died or evacuated by then anyway, or else they are too busy with 1,000 other calls to be dealing with yours.
13. DON'T GO SHOPPING! Shops and Stores are main spots for Daleks because many people are around those city areas. And don't go shopping for a gun, because as you know it will not harm a Dalek.
14. Always Remember: Run First, Fight if Last Resort.
15. If you are running away, don't go back for a loved one, because they have probably already died.
Those are the top 15 evasive rules for getting away from the Daleks. Next time you will see combat strategies and more. And remember: This guide can save your life.
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